A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special
> > about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises
> > 24 inches long. When males reach a certain age, a
> > string is tied around their penises and on the other
> > end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches
> > the penis to 24 inches.
> >
> > Later that evening as the husband was getting out of
> > the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, "How
> > about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?"
> >
> > The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight
> > to his penis.
> >
> > A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is
> > our little tribal experiment coming along?"
> >
> > "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he
> > replied.
"Wow, you've grown to 12 inches??"
> >
> > "No...it's turned black."
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