Why won't Hannibal eat any of the Clinton family?
Too slimy.
Why won't Hannibal eat Kathy Lee Gifford?
Doesn't like artificial sweeteners.
What is Hannibal's idea of a romantic dinner?
Eating Johnny Mathis.
Why won't Hannibal eat any hookers?
Cuz tricks are for kids.
Why does Hannibal like women in a thong?
He can eat and floss at the same time.
Why does Hannibal like Jennifer Lopez?
Rump Roast....He likes rump roast.
What flavor pizza does Hannibal like?
Delivery man.
What does Hannibal call Britney Spears?
Dinner at Hooters.
What does Hannibal call Jehovah Witnesses?
Free Delivery.
What does Hannibal call the picture of the athlete on a wheaties box?
A suggested serving.
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