An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law
school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked,
"Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country
and then sue the landowners for lots of money?"
Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started
speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American
attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.
"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down
on sidewalks."
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In article <lvMKa.23631$0v4.1812570@no-spam>,
ifudgedmyundies@no-spam says...
> An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law
>>
> "Mr. Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> Copyright 2003 All rights reserved.
>
> www.biffstoejam.com
>
>
>
>
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ uhm have you seen my car keys ???? It's been two days
and I'm stuck here!
Heyyyyy...........Give me one more chance!!!
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"Yessir Reebob" <spam@no-spam> wrote in message
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In article <lvMKa.23631$0v4.1812570@no-spam>,
ifudgedmyundies@no-spam says...
> An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law
>>
> "Mr. Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> Copyright 2003 All rights reserved.
>
> www.biffstoejam.com
>
>
>
>
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ uhm have you seen my car keys ???? It's been two days
and I'm stuck here!