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Mike Dahmus.. mdahmus@no-spam
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I doubt you know how, shit for brains.....
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
-9 months.
What is the definition of Confusion for black children?
-Fathers Day
Why shouldnt you run over a black boy on a bike?
-It might be your bike
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Patient/Operation
A white guy goes into a doctors office and tells the doctor, I want to
be a pollock. The doctor says, "We'll have to cut out 25% of your
Brain", so the white Guy says,"Sounds fine.". After the operation the
doctor says, "I have some bad news for you, I accidently cut out 50%
of your brain instead of 25%.", so the patient says,"Yo, what I be now
homeboy?".
NIGGERS GET SOME ONE TO READ THS TO YOU..............
why were so many niggers killed in Vietnam?
because when the said get down, all the niggers got up and danced
why is asprin white?
you want it to work don't you?
what do you call a black frenchmen?
jacques custodian
how do you starve a nigger?
hide his welfare check under his work boots.
A cowboy, an indian, and a black man are sitting at a bar. the indian
turns to the black man and says, "we once were many but now we're few".
the black man replies, "we once were few but now we're many". the cowbay
over hears all this and says to the black man, " thats because we haven't
played cowboys and niggers yet".
How do you starve a nigger?
*hide his food stamps under his work boots.
how do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
hang one in the front yard
what do you call a black test tube baby?
janitor in a drum
what do you call 100,000,000 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
a better start
QUEERS GET SOMEBODU TO SHOVE ANIGGER UP YUOR BUT TO TRED THIS
Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank?
Because he was caught drinking on the job.
What do gays refer to hemorrhoids as?
Speed bumps
Did you hear about the three gays who attacked a woman?
Two held her down while the third did her hair.
What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo with a black?
A snow blower that doesn't work.
Is it better to be born black or gay?
Black - because you don't have to tell your folks
When a man and a woman marry, they get a marriage license, what do
lesbians need?
A licker license.
What's the definition of a lesbian?
Just another woman trying to do a man's job
What's the definition of confusion?
20 blind lesbians at a fish market.
What do you call a gay milkman?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a Jewish homo?
A He-Blew
What did one lesbian say to the other?
Your face or mine
What do you call an Irish queer?
a gay lick
Did you hear about the Polish lesbian?
She loved men
What do you call an Indian Queer?
A brave sucker.
Why do gays make lousy santas?
Instead of filling stockings, they try them on.
What's a real gay buddy?
Someone who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and come back and give
you one.
Why don't lesbians eat fly's?
Because they can't get their little legs apart.
Did you hear about the gay tennis pro?
He blew his rival off the court.
What drives a lesbian up the wall?
A crack in the ceiling.
What did the gay guy say to the others when a condom floated by?
who farted.
What did the gay whale do to the submarine?
It bit off one end and sucked out all the seamen.
What is the difference between a gay and a refridgerator?
The refridgerator does'nt fart when you pull the meat out.