"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Josh N. continued:
> Postal lottery:
Life's a lottery - at least ya got a chance, your way only one person gets
rich.
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"Josh N." <jjnster@no-spam> wrote in message
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> Postal lottery: Turn $6 into $60,000 in 90 days, GUARANTEED!!!
>
> I found this in a news group and decided to try it. A little while back, I
> was browsing through news groups, just like you are now and came across a
> message just like this, that said you could make thousands of dollars
within
> weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00!!!
>
> So I thought yeah right, this must be a scam!!! But like most of us, I was
> curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of
> the 6 names and addresses stated in the message. You then place your own
> name and address at the bottom of the list at #6 and post the message in
at
> least 200 news groups. (There are thousands). No catch, that was it.
>
> So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought
> about trying it. I figured, what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and
> $6.00, right? So I invested the measly $6.00!!! Guess what? Within 7
> days I started getting money in the mail!!! I was shocked!!! I figured it
> would end soon, but the money just kept coming in!!! In my first week, I
had
> made about $25.00. By the end of the second week, I had made a total of
over
> $1,000.00!!! In the third week, I had over $10,000.00 and it is still
> growing!!! This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over
> $42,000.00 and it is still coming in rapidly!!! It's certainly worth $6.00
> and 6 stamps!!! I have spent more than that on the Lottery!!!
>
> Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works!!! Also,
> make sure you print a copy of this message now. So you can get the
> information off of of it as you need it. I promise you that if you follow
> the directions exactly, that you will start making more money than you
> thought possible by doing something so easy!!!
>
> Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully!!! (Print it out or
download
> it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in!!! It's
> easy!!! It's legal!!! Your investment is only $6.00 (plus
> postage).
>
> IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off!!! It is not illegal!!! ? It is almost
> entirely risk free and it really works!!! If all of the following
> instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends!!!
>
> Please note: Follow these directions EXACTLY, and $60,000.00 or more can
be
> yours in 20 to 90 days!!! This program remains successful because of the
> honesty and the integrity of the participants!!! Please continue its
success
> by carefully adhering to the instructions.
>
> You will now become part of the mail order business. In this business your
> product is not solid or tangible, it is a service. You are in the business
> of developing mailing lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big
> bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from a mailing list is
> secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking
to
> be included on your mailing list!!!
>
>
> Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
>
> Step 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each
piece
> of paper.
>
> PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST
>
> Now get 6 U.S. dollar bills and place ONE inside each of the 6 pieces of
> paper so the bills will not be seen through the envelopes (to prevent mail
> theft). Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them,
you
> should now have 6 sealed envelopes. Each with a piece of paper stating the
> above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill.
>
> THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!!! YOU ARE REQUESTING A LEGITIMATE SERVICE AND
YOU
> ARE PAYING FOR IT!!!
>
> Like most of us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the
> legal aspect of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Postal Service
and
> they confirmed that it is indeed legal!!!
>
>
>
> Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:
>
>
> R. Somerville
> 2507-A Cypress Ln
> Cedar Park, Tx 78613
> USA
> -----------------------
> J.J. Maxey
> 355 N. Manila Ave.
> Fresno, CA 93727
> USA
> -----------------------
> R. Frank
> 2375 shirley
> Lasalle, Quebec
> h8n-2h5, Canada
> -----------------------
> Kyle Pate
> P.o. Box 2046
> Great Falls, MT 59403-2046
> USA
> -----------------------
> Josh Noseda
> 13180 East Outer Drive
> Detroit, MI 48224-2735
> USA
> -----------------------
> G. Skillen
> 32 Ebor Drive
> Tates Avenue
> Belfast, BT12 6NR
> Northern Ireland
> -----------------------
>
> Step 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
other
> names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc.) and add your name as number 6 on
> the list.
>
> Step 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this message as close
> to what you see as possible. Now, post your amended message to at least
200
> news groups. I think there are close to 24,000 groups!!! All you need is
> 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you
> make!!! This is perfectly legal!! If you have any doubts, refer to Title18
> sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps
for
> yourself and whenever you need money, you can use it
> again. Please remember that this program remains successful because of
the
> honesty and the integrity of the participants and by their carefully
> adhering to the directions!!!
>
> Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue
and
> the money that so many others have received will come your way!!!
>
> Note: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on
> your computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This
verifies
> that you are truly providing a service. Also, it might be a good Idea to
> wrap the $1 bills in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.
>
> So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six
> members will be reimbursed for their participation as a list developer
with
> one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that
when
> your name reaches the #1 position, you will be receiving thousands of
> dollars in cash!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00!!! ($1.00 for each
of
> the first six people listed above).
>
> Send it now, add your own name to the list and your in business!!!
>
> DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO A NEWS GROUP!!!
>
> Step 1: You do not need to re-type this entire message to do your own
> posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this message and drag
> your cursor to the bottom of this message and select copy from the edit
> menu. This will copy the entire message into the computer memory.
>
> Step 2: Open a blank note pad file and place your cursor at the top of the
> blank page. From the edit menu select paste. This will paste a copy of the
> message into notepad so that you can add your name to the list.
>
> Step 3: Save your new notepad file as a txt file. If you want to do your
> posting in a different setting, you'll always have this file to go back
to.
>
> Step 4: Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various
news
> groups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions, etc.)
>
> Step 5: Visit these message boards and post this message as a new message
by
> highlighting the text of this message from your notepad and selecting
paste
> from the edit menu. Fill in the subject, this will be
> the header that everybody sees as they scroll through the list of postings
> in a particular group. Click the post message button. You've done your
first
> one! Congratulations!!! All You have to do is jump to
> different news groups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will
> take about 30 seconds for each news group!
>
> REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWS GROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL
> MAKE!!!! (But you have to post a minimum of 200).
>
> That's it!!! You will begin receiving money from around the world within
> days!!! You may eventually want to rent a P.O. Box due to the large amount
> of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a
> name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
>
> JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT!!!
>
> Now the why part. Out of 200 postings, say you receive only 5 replies (a
> very low example). So then you made $5.00 with your name at #6 on the
> letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who sent you $1.00 make the minimum 200
> postings, each with your name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each of
> the original 5, that is another $25.00 for you. Now those 25 each make 200
> MINIMUM posts with your name at #4 and only 5 replies each, you will bring
> in an additional $125.00!!!! Now, those 125 persons
> turn around and post the minimum 200 with your name at #3 and only receive
5
> replies each, you will make an additional $625.00!!! OK, now here is the
fun
> part, each of those 625 persons post a minimum 200 messages with your name
> at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made you
$3,125.00!!!
> Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 news groups, If
> just 5 more reply you will receive $15,625.00!!! All with an original
> investment of only $6.00!!! Amazing isn't it!!!! When your name is no
longer
> on the list, you just take the latest posting in the news groups and send
> out another $6.00 to the names on the list, putting your name at number 6
> again.
>
> You must realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining
the
> internet and reading these messages every day!!! Just like you are now!!!
> So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works? I'm glad I did!!!
> People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the
> money?" So what!!! What are the chances of that happening, when there are
> tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the
internet
> and news groups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are
at
> 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day!!!
>
> REMEMBER PLAY HONESTLY AND FAIRLY AND THIS WILL REALLY WORK!!!
>
> --comments/feedback(please post your feedback/experiences here)---
>
> Not bad for 1 hr's work....made me around $5320 in roughly 35 days -
Anthony
> M Texas
>
> Hello, I rcvd 269 bucks in the post in 2 weeks. Dan Miami, FL
>
> I had to wait around 10 days before I had any results - $13,450 as of 3rd
> Jan 2003 to date(14th Feb 2003).Am going to re-post it again for more
> money!! - Del from Alberta - Canada
>
> Only received around $588 in the post the last 2 months since I started
the
> program but I'd posted to approx. 100 newsgroups - James P Manchester UK
>
> cool....didn't expect much out of this "scam" initially but I have pay my
> credit card bill - Mustafa , Jordan
>
> I have received money from people all over the world...here in China it is
> very good money and I buy new computer last month - Zhong Wen ...Guangxi
> CHina
>
> :
>
> For $6,I made $246 in 2 weeks --ROMEO2326 little rock,AR US of A
>
> Hey, just dropping a line to say that after posting to well over 820
> newsgroups on google and my ISP newsgroup server over a period of 4 ½
months
> ,I've raked in $54280 . Mucho dinero baby!!!! Peace, Drew Dallas TX
>
> I hope whom ever receives my envelopes enjoys the crispy new dollar bills.
> Great program, I just started receiving cash. S.C.B.
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