Wunsun sent it to me !!
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zippy
"Haggis MacBagpipes" <haggis01@no-spam> wrote in message
news:StnLa.18893$I7.29442@no-spam
> Hey, Zippy, what farmyard did you dig that joke up out of? It is a
> 'groaner'...apart from that you were doing well...cheers
>
>
> zippy wrote:
> > A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions
> > before heading to town to do chores.
> >
> > "That fellow from the city will be along this afternoon to
> > inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right
> > stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
> >
> > Satisfied that his wife could understand the instructions,
> > the farmer left for town.
> >
> > That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife
> > dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the
> > stall with the nail. "This is the cow right here," she tells him.
> >
> > "What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
> >
> > Replies the wife, "I guess its to hang up your pants."
>
>
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 19:58:06 GMT
Wunsun sent it to me !!
--
zippy
"Haggis MacBagpipes" <haggis01@no-spam> wrote in message
news:StnLa.18893$I7.29442@no-spam
> Hey, Zippy, what farmyard did you dig that joke up out of? It is a
> 'groaner'...apart from that you were doing well...cheers
>
>
> zippy wrote:
> > A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions
> > before heading to town to do chores.
> >
> > "That fellow from the city will be along this afternoon to
> > inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right
> > stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
> >
> > Satisfied that his wife could understand the instructions,
> > the farmer left for town.
> >
> > That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife
> > dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the
> > stall with the nail. "This is the cow right here," she tells him.
> >
> > "What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
> >
> > Replies the wife, "I guess its to hang up your pants."
>
>