Here is a story about a popular young rabbi, who on Sabbath eve
announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract
and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Epstein, who owns
several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the rabbi
stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his
lovely wife with a mini van, to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs, and applauds.
Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor stands and says, "If the
rabbi stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of his children!!"
More sighs and applause.
Mrs. Goldfarb, aged 74, stands and announces, "If the rabbi stays,
I'll give him SEX!!"
There is a hush. The rabbi, blushing, asks, "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever
possessed you to say that?"
Mrs. Goldfarb answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help,
and he said, 'Screw the rabbi."
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zippy
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 19:58:50 GMT
Here is a story about a popular young rabbi, who on Sabbath eve
announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract
and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Epstein, who owns
several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the rabbi
stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his
lovely wife with a mini van, to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs, and applauds.
Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor stands and says, "If the
rabbi stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of his children!!"
More sighs and applause.
Mrs. Goldfarb, aged 74, stands and announces, "If the rabbi stays,
I'll give him SEX!!"
There is a hush. The rabbi, blushing, asks, "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever
possessed you to say that?"
Mrs. Goldfarb answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help,
and he said, 'Screw the rabbi."
--
zippy