3DO BAD-ATTITUDE 37 FIRST DAY OF THE SCHOOL YEAR
From: "Haggis MacBagpipes" (haggis01@no-spam)
Subject: First Day of the School Year
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 17:52:57 -0500


It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students.

"What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie.

"Me and my family went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered.

"That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you,
Emma? What did you do this summer?"

"Me and my family rode our bikes together."

"That sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.

"What did you do this summer, Mikey?"

"Nothing," the boy responded timidly.

"Did you do anything with your family?" the teacher asked, try to draw Mikey out.

"Yes."

"Did you go to the beach?"

"No."

"Did you ride bikes?"

"No, never!" the boy burst out. "We can never ride bikes together!"

"Why not?" said the shocked teacher.

"I don't know," explained Mikey, "but Dad always said, 'when Mom and Sis start 'cycling together', it's time to get the hell out of town.'"


From: "Tipster" (etippy@no-spam)
Subject: Re: First Day of the School Year
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 23:29:27 GMT

10Q >
> tipster
"Haggis MacBagpipes" <haggis01@no-spam> wrote in message news:O5KLa.20886$I7.31700@no-spam > It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary > teacher was trying to get to know her students.
>
> "What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie.
>
> "Me and my family went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered.
>
> "That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you,
> Emma? What did you do this summer?"
>
> "Me and my family rode our bikes together."
>
> "That sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all > her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.
>
> "What did you do this summer, Mikey?"
>
> "Nothing," the boy responded timidly.
>
> "Did you do anything with your family?" the teacher asked, try > to draw Mikey out.
>
> "Yes."
>
> "Did you go to the beach?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Did you ride bikes?"
>
> "No, never!" the boy burst out. "We can never ride bikes > together!"
>
> "Why not?" said the shocked teacher.
>
> "I don't know," explained Mikey, "but Dad always said, 'when > Mom and Sis start 'cycling together', it's time to get the > hell out of town.'"
>
>


From: "Haggis MacBagpipes" (haggis01@no-spam)
Subject: First Day of the School Year
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 17:52:57 -0500

It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students.

"What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie.

"Me and my family went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered.

"That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you,
Emma? What did you do this summer?"

"Me and my family rode our bikes together."

"That sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.

"What did you do this summer, Mikey?"

"Nothing," the boy responded timidly.

"Did you do anything with your family?" the teacher asked, try to draw Mikey out.

"Yes."

"Did you go to the beach?"

"No."

"Did you ride bikes?"

"No, never!" the boy burst out. "We can never ride bikes together!"

"Why not?" said the shocked teacher.

"I don't know," explained Mikey, "but Dad always said, 'when Mom and Sis start 'cycling together', it's time to get the hell out of town.'"


From: "Tipster" (etippy@no-spam)
Subject: Re: First Day of the School Year
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 23:29:27 GMT

10Q >
> tipster
"Haggis MacBagpipes" <haggis01@no-spam> wrote in message news:O5KLa.20886$I7.31700@no-spam > It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary > teacher was trying to get to know her students.
>
> "What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie.
>
> "Me and my family went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered.
>
> "That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you,
> Emma? What did you do this summer?"
>
> "Me and my family rode our bikes together."
>
> "That sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all > her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.
>
> "What did you do this summer, Mikey?"
>
> "Nothing," the boy responded timidly.
>
> "Did you do anything with your family?" the teacher asked, try > to draw Mikey out.
>
> "Yes."
>
> "Did you go to the beach?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Did you ride bikes?"
>
> "No, never!" the boy burst out. "We can never ride bikes > together!"
>
> "Why not?" said the shocked teacher.
>
> "I don't know," explained Mikey, "but Dad always said, 'when > Mom and Sis start 'cycling together', it's time to get the > hell out of town.'"
>
>