A spic, a Guinea Bissau and a honky were walking together through the desert
and stumbled upon a lamp. The honky grabs it up and rubs it hoping for a
genie. Lo and behold, a genie pops out and decides to give all three of them
one wish instead of the usual 3 for 1.
The spic goes first and wishes that all of his Mexican amigos in the U.S.
return to Mexico, proud and independent. POOF! all the spics in the U.S. are
back in Mexico.
The Guinea Bissau goes next and wishes for all of his fellow Guinea Bissau
to return to Africa, proud and independent. POOF! all of the Guinea Bissau
are back in Africa.
The honky goes next and says, "You mean to tell me all of the Spics and
Guinea Bissau are out of the United States?" The Genie nods, yes. The honky
happily replies, 'Well then I'll just have a Coke"
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
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Tipster wrote:
> I refuse to touch that one... LOL
>>
>> tipster
>
> "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
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>> A spic, a Guinea Bissau and a honky were walking together through
>> the desert and stumbled upon a lamp. The honky grabs it up and rubs
>> it hoping for a genie. Lo and behold, a genie pops out and decides
>> to give all three of them one wish instead of the usual 3 for 1.
>> The spic goes first and wishes that all of his Mexican amigos in the
>> U.S. return to Mexico, proud and independent. POOF! all the spics in
>> the U.S. are back in Mexico.
>> The Guinea Bissau goes next and wishes for all of his fellow Guinea
>> Bissau to return to Africa, proud and independent. POOF! all of the
>> Guinea Bissau are back in Africa.
>> The honky goes next and says, "You mean to tell me all of the Spics
>> and Guinea Bissau are out of the United States?" The Genie nods,
>> yes. The honky happily replies, 'Well then I'll just have a Coke"
>>
>>
>> --
>> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
>> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
>> All rights reserved.
>> www.biffstoejam.com
Hey!!!!!!!!
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
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"Haggis MacBagpipes" <haggis01@no-spam> wrote in message
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Anything connected to Biff, you make sure you refuse to touch it...LOL
Tipster wrote:
> I refuse to touch that one... LOL
>>
>> tipster
>
> "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:ZOLLa.27994$3o3.2112792@no-spam
>> A spic, a Guinea Bissau and a honky were walking together through
>> the desert and stumbled upon a lamp. The honky grabs it up and rubs
>> it hoping for a genie. Lo and behold, a genie pops out and decides
>> to give all three of them one wish instead of the usual 3 for 1.
>> The spic goes first and wishes that all of his Mexican amigos in the
>> U.S. return to Mexico, proud and independent. POOF! all the spics in
>> the U.S. are back in Mexico.
>> The Guinea Bissau goes next and wishes for all of his fellow Guinea
>> Bissau to return to Africa, proud and independent. POOF! all of the
>> Guinea Bissau are back in Africa.
>> The honky goes next and says, "You mean to tell me all of the Spics
>> and Guinea Bissau are out of the United States?" The Genie nods,
>> yes. The honky happily replies, 'Well then I'll just have a Coke"
>>
>>
>> --
>> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
>> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
>> All rights reserved.
>> www.biffstoejam.com
And if it has a blue ribbon hanging on it I'll reach for my Ronco
dicer/shredder. lol
>
> tipster
"Haggis MacBagpipes" <haggis01@no-spam> wrote in message
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> Anything connected to Biff, you make sure you refuse to touch it...LOL
>
> Tipster wrote:
> > I refuse to touch that one... LOL
> >>
> >> tipster
> >
> > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:ZOLLa.27994$3o3.2112792@no-spam
> >> A spic, a Guinea Bissau and a honky were walking together through
> >> the desert and stumbled upon a lamp. The honky grabs it up and rubs
> >> it hoping for a genie. Lo and behold, a genie pops out and decides
> >> to give all three of them one wish instead of the usual 3 for 1.
> >> The spic goes first and wishes that all of his Mexican amigos in the
> >> U.S. return to Mexico, proud and independent. POOF! all the spics in
> >> the U.S. are back in Mexico.
> >> The Guinea Bissau goes next and wishes for all of his fellow Guinea
> >> Bissau to return to Africa, proud and independent. POOF! all of the
> >> Guinea Bissau are back in Africa.
> >> The honky goes next and says, "You mean to tell me all of the Spics
> >> and Guinea Bissau are out of the United States?" The Genie nods,
> >> yes. The honky happily replies, 'Well then I'll just have a Coke"
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> >> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> >> All rights reserved.
> >> www.biffstoejam.com
>
>
A spic, a Guinea Bissau and a honky were walking together through the desert
and stumbled upon a lamp. The honky grabs it up and rubs it hoping for a
genie. Lo and behold, a genie pops out and decides to give all three of them
one wish instead of the usual 3 for 1.
The spic goes first and wishes that all of his Mexican amigos in the U.S.
return to Mexico, proud and independent. POOF! all the spics in the U.S. are
back in Mexico.
The Guinea Bissau goes next and wishes for all of his fellow Guinea Bissau
to return to Africa, proud and independent. POOF! all of the Guinea Bissau
are back in Africa.
The honky goes next and says, "You mean to tell me all of the Spics and
Guinea Bissau are out of the United States?" The Genie nods, yes. The honky
happily replies, 'Well then I'll just have a Coke"
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
Anything connected to Biff, you make sure you refuse to touch it...LOL
Tipster wrote:
> I refuse to touch that one... LOL
>>
>> tipster
>
> "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:ZOLLa.27994$3o3.2112792@no-spam
>> A spic, a Guinea Bissau and a honky were walking together through
>> the desert and stumbled upon a lamp. The honky grabs it up and rubs
>> it hoping for a genie. Lo and behold, a genie pops out and decides
>> to give all three of them one wish instead of the usual 3 for 1.
>> The spic goes first and wishes that all of his Mexican amigos in the
>> U.S. return to Mexico, proud and independent. POOF! all the spics in
>> the U.S. are back in Mexico.
>> The Guinea Bissau goes next and wishes for all of his fellow Guinea
>> Bissau to return to Africa, proud and independent. POOF! all of the
>> Guinea Bissau are back in Africa.
>> The honky goes next and says, "You mean to tell me all of the Spics
>> and Guinea Bissau are out of the United States?" The Genie nods,
>> yes. The honky happily replies, 'Well then I'll just have a Coke"
>>
>>
>> --
>> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
>> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
>> All rights reserved.
>> www.biffstoejam.com
Hey!!!!!!!!
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"Haggis MacBagpipes" <haggis01@no-spam> wrote in message
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Anything connected to Biff, you make sure you refuse to touch it...LOL
Tipster wrote:
> I refuse to touch that one... LOL
>>
>> tipster
>
> "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:ZOLLa.27994$3o3.2112792@no-spam
>> A spic, a Guinea Bissau and a honky were walking together through
>> the desert and stumbled upon a lamp. The honky grabs it up and rubs
>> it hoping for a genie. Lo and behold, a genie pops out and decides
>> to give all three of them one wish instead of the usual 3 for 1.
>> The spic goes first and wishes that all of his Mexican amigos in the
>> U.S. return to Mexico, proud and independent. POOF! all the spics in
>> the U.S. are back in Mexico.
>> The Guinea Bissau goes next and wishes for all of his fellow Guinea
>> Bissau to return to Africa, proud and independent. POOF! all of the
>> Guinea Bissau are back in Africa.
>> The honky goes next and says, "You mean to tell me all of the Spics
>> and Guinea Bissau are out of the United States?" The Genie nods,
>> yes. The honky happily replies, 'Well then I'll just have a Coke"
>>
>>
>> --
>> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
>> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
>> All rights reserved.
>> www.biffstoejam.com
And if it has a blue ribbon hanging on it I'll reach for my Ronco
dicer/shredder. lol
>
> tipster
"Haggis MacBagpipes" <haggis01@no-spam> wrote in message
news:QoPLa.21340$I7.32769@no-spam
> Anything connected to Biff, you make sure you refuse to touch it...LOL
>
> Tipster wrote:
> > I refuse to touch that one... LOL
> >>
> >> tipster
> >
> > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:ZOLLa.27994$3o3.2112792@no-spam
> >> A spic, a Guinea Bissau and a honky were walking together through
> >> the desert and stumbled upon a lamp. The honky grabs it up and rubs
> >> it hoping for a genie. Lo and behold, a genie pops out and decides
> >> to give all three of them one wish instead of the usual 3 for 1.
> >> The spic goes first and wishes that all of his Mexican amigos in the
> >> U.S. return to Mexico, proud and independent. POOF! all the spics in
> >> the U.S. are back in Mexico.
> >> The Guinea Bissau goes next and wishes for all of his fellow Guinea
> >> Bissau to return to Africa, proud and independent. POOF! all of the
> >> Guinea Bissau are back in Africa.
> >> The honky goes next and says, "You mean to tell me all of the Spics
> >> and Guinea Bissau are out of the United States?" The Genie nods,
> >> yes. The honky happily replies, 'Well then I'll just have a Coke"
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> >> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> >> All rights reserved.
> >> www.biffstoejam.com
>
>