Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend
with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many
bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my dismay
that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst Wife
1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on discovering
Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make are
automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then
re-surface months later.
Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter.
Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp menu
seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser-Pro
for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week.
It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
stating they are an illegal operation.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't
be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife 1.0
detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files
before un-installing itself!
YW.......guy
"Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
news:2u_La.61163$fe.1337965@no-spam
> very good one angel... I can relate so much to it that I cried for several
> minute 'til I found the crown royal and got myself in hand.... Lol...
> Thanks!
> >
> > tipster
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
> > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
> > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend
> > with the sound turned off.
> >
> > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> >
> > Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> many
> > bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely
for
> > several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> > Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
other
> > they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
> >
> > Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
> dismay
> > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
> Wife
> > 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus
> > and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on discovering
> > Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make are
> > automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they
> then
> > re-surface months later.
> >
> > Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
Filter.
> > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp menu
> > seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
> >
> > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
> browser-Pro
> > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
> week.
> > It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> > stating they are an illegal operation.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
> can't
> > be turned off.
> >
> > Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife 1.0
> > detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files
> > before un-installing itself!
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
My wife just poured a full bottle of Vodka down the drain.
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
news:ij%La.28802$3o3.2195226@no-spam
YW.......guy
"Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
news:2u_La.61163$fe.1337965@no-spam
> very good one angel... I can relate so much to it that I cried for several
> minute 'til I found the crown royal and got myself in hand.... Lol...
> Thanks!
> >
> > tipster
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
> > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
> > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend
> > with the sound turned off.
> >
> > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> >
> > Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> many
> > bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely
for
> > several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> > Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
other
> > they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
> >
> > Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
> dismay
> > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
> Wife
> > 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus
> > and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on discovering
> > Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make are
> > automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they
> then
> > re-surface months later.
> >
> > Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
Filter.
> > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp menu
> > seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
> >
> > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
> browser-Pro
> > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
> week.
> > It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> > stating they are an illegal operation.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
> can't
> > be turned off.
> >
> > Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife 1.0
> > detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files
> > before un-installing itself!
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
10-4 good buddy!!
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
news:oD0Ma.159346$Xl.2504306@no-spam
Next time tell her to ship to me freight collect.... Thanks..
>
> tipster
"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Nl0Ma.30083$0v4.2225588@no-spam
> My wife just poured a full bottle of Vodka down the drain.
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com
>
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:ij%La.28802$3o3.2195226@no-spam
> YW.......guy
> "Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:2u_La.61163$fe.1337965@no-spam
> > very good one angel... I can relate so much to it that I cried for
several
> > minute 'til I found the crown royal and got myself in hand.... Lol...
> > Thanks!
> > >
> > > tipster
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
I'd
> > > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are
conflicts
> > > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
> Girlfriend
> > > with the sound turned off.
> > >
> > > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other
> > > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> > >
> > > Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> > many
> > > bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely
> for
> > > several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> > > Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
> other
> > > they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
> > >
> > > Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
> > dismay
> > > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
> > Wife
> > > 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
> FreeSexPlus
> > > and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on
discovering
> > > Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make
are
> > > automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted -
they
> > then
> > > re-surface months later.
> > >
> > > Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
> Filter.
> > > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp
menu
> > > seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
> > >
> > > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
> > browser-Pro
> > > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
> > week.
> > > It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> > > stating they are an illegal operation.
> > >
> > > Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
> > can't
> > > be turned off.
> > >
> > > Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife
1.0
> > > detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money
files
> > > before un-installing itself!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
>
Call 911
"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Nl0Ma.30083$0v4.2225588@no-spam
> My wife just poured a full bottle of Vodka down the drain.
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com
>
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:ij%La.28802$3o3.2195226@no-spam
> YW.......guy
> "Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:2u_La.61163$fe.1337965@no-spam
> > very good one angel... I can relate so much to it that I cried for
several
> > minute 'til I found the crown royal and got myself in hand.... Lol...
> > Thanks!
> > >
> > > tipster
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
I'd
> > > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are
conflicts
> > > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
> Girlfriend
> > > with the sound turned off.
> > >
> > > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other
> > > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> > >
> > > Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> > many
> > > bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely
> for
> > > several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> > > Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
> other
> > > they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
> > >
> > > Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
> > dismay
> > > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
> > Wife
> > > 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
> FreeSexPlus
> > > and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on
discovering
> > > Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make
are
> > > automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted -
they
> > then
> > > re-surface months later.
> > >
> > > Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
> Filter.
> > > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp
menu
> > > seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
> > >
> > > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
> > browser-Pro
> > > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
> > week.
> > > It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> > > stating they are an illegal operation.
> > >
> > > Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
> > can't
> > > be turned off.
> > >
> > > Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife
1.0
> > > detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money
files
> > > before un-installing itself!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
>
LOL
send that to Microsoft
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
> used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
> between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend
> with the sound turned off.
>
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
>
> Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
many
> bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
> several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other
> they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
>
> Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
dismay
> that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
Wife
> 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
> and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on discovering
> Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make are
> automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they
then
> re-surface months later.
>
> Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter.
> Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp menu
> seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
>
> The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
browser-Pro
> for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
week.
> It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> stating they are an illegal operation.
>
> Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
can't
> be turned off.
>
> Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife 1.0
> detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files
> before un-installing itself!
>
>
>
>
To Bill Tits???
"andre" <yoyo@no-spam> wrote in message
news:yD2Ma.1191$bD1.247387@no-spam
> LOL
> send that to Microsoft
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
> > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
> > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend
> >
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 20:17:54 GMT
Next time tell her to send it here.
--
zippy
"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Nl0Ma.30083$0v4.2225588@no-spam
> My wife just poured a full bottle of Vodka down the drain.
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com
>
Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend
with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many
bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my dismay
that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst Wife
1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on discovering
Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make are
automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then
re-surface months later.
Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter.
Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp menu
seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser-Pro
for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week.
It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
stating they are an illegal operation.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't
be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife 1.0
detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files
before un-installing itself!
YW.......guy
"Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
news:2u_La.61163$fe.1337965@no-spam
> very good one angel... I can relate so much to it that I cried for several
> minute 'til I found the crown royal and got myself in hand.... Lol...
> Thanks!
> >
> > tipster
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
> > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
> > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend
> > with the sound turned off.
> >
> > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> >
> > Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> many
> > bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely
for
> > several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> > Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
other
> > they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
> >
> > Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
> dismay
> > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
> Wife
> > 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus
> > and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on discovering
> > Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make are
> > automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they
> then
> > re-surface months later.
> >
> > Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
Filter.
> > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp menu
> > seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
> >
> > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
> browser-Pro
> > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
> week.
> > It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> > stating they are an illegal operation.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
> can't
> > be turned off.
> >
> > Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife 1.0
> > detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files
> > before un-installing itself!
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
My wife just poured a full bottle of Vodka down the drain.
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
news:ij%La.28802$3o3.2195226@no-spam
YW.......guy
"Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
news:2u_La.61163$fe.1337965@no-spam
> very good one angel... I can relate so much to it that I cried for several
> minute 'til I found the crown royal and got myself in hand.... Lol...
> Thanks!
> >
> > tipster
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
> > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
> > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend
> > with the sound turned off.
> >
> > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> >
> > Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> many
> > bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely
for
> > several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> > Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
other
> > they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
> >
> > Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
> dismay
> > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
> Wife
> > 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus
> > and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on discovering
> > Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make are
> > automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they
> then
> > re-surface months later.
> >
> > Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
Filter.
> > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp menu
> > seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
> >
> > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
> browser-Pro
> > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
> week.
> > It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> > stating they are an illegal operation.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
> can't
> > be turned off.
> >
> > Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife 1.0
> > detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files
> > before un-installing itself!
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
10-4 good buddy!!
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
news:oD0Ma.159346$Xl.2504306@no-spam
Next time tell her to ship to me freight collect.... Thanks..
>
> tipster
"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Nl0Ma.30083$0v4.2225588@no-spam
> My wife just poured a full bottle of Vodka down the drain.
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com
>
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:ij%La.28802$3o3.2195226@no-spam
> YW.......guy
> "Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:2u_La.61163$fe.1337965@no-spam
> > very good one angel... I can relate so much to it that I cried for
several
> > minute 'til I found the crown royal and got myself in hand.... Lol...
> > Thanks!
> > >
> > > tipster
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
I'd
> > > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are
conflicts
> > > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
> Girlfriend
> > > with the sound turned off.
> > >
> > > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other
> > > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> > >
> > > Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> > many
> > > bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely
> for
> > > several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> > > Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
> other
> > > they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
> > >
> > > Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
> > dismay
> > > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
> > Wife
> > > 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
> FreeSexPlus
> > > and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on
discovering
> > > Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make
are
> > > automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted -
they
> > then
> > > re-surface months later.
> > >
> > > Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
> Filter.
> > > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp
menu
> > > seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
> > >
> > > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
> > browser-Pro
> > > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
> > week.
> > > It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> > > stating they are an illegal operation.
> > >
> > > Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
> > can't
> > > be turned off.
> > >
> > > Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife
1.0
> > > detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money
files
> > > before un-installing itself!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
>
Call 911
"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Nl0Ma.30083$0v4.2225588@no-spam
> My wife just poured a full bottle of Vodka down the drain.
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com
>
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:ij%La.28802$3o3.2195226@no-spam
> YW.......guy
> "Tipster" <etippy@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:2u_La.61163$fe.1337965@no-spam
> > very good one angel... I can relate so much to it that I cried for
several
> > minute 'til I found the crown royal and got myself in hand.... Lol...
> > Thanks!
> > >
> > > tipster
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
I'd
> > > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are
conflicts
> > > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
> Girlfriend
> > > with the sound turned off.
> > >
> > > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other
> > > applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
> > >
> > > Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
> > many
> > > bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely
> for
> > > several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> > > Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each
> other
> > > they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
> > >
> > > Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
> > dismay
> > > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
> > Wife
> > > 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with
> FreeSexPlus
> > > and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on
discovering
> > > Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make
are
> > > automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted -
they
> > then
> > > re-surface months later.
> > >
> > > Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
> Filter.
> > > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp
menu
> > > seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
> > >
> > > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
> > browser-Pro
> > > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
> > week.
> > > It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> > > stating they are an illegal operation.
> > >
> > > Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
> > can't
> > > be turned off.
> > >
> > > Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife
1.0
> > > detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money
files
> > > before un-installing itself!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
>
LOL
send that to Microsoft
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
> used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
> between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend
> with the sound turned off.
>
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
>
> Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has
many
> bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
> several weeks. Eventually I tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
> Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other
> they caused severe damage to all my hardware.
>
> Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to my
dismay
> that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,whilst
Wife
> 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
> and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my disappointment though on discovering
> Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes I make are
> automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they
then
> re-surface months later.
>
> Wife1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter.
> Wife 1.0 also automatically runs WINGEzip and no option on theHelp menu
> seems to work, leaving me to try and GUESS the fault myself.
>
> The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
browser-Pro
> for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
week.
> It also refused some of the new Games and attachments I wanted to try,
> stating they are an illegal operation.
>
> Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which
can't
> be turned off.
>
> Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but If wife 1.0
> detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files
> before un-installing itself!
>
>
>
>
To Bill Tits???
"andre" <yoyo@no-spam> wrote in message
news:yD2Ma.1191$bD1.247387@no-spam
> LOL
> send that to Microsoft
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:V8VLa.28422$3o3.2161853@no-spam
> > Last year I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd
> > used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts
> > between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend
> >
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 20:17:54 GMT
Next time tell her to send it here.
--
zippy
"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Nl0Ma.30083$0v4.2225588@no-spam
> My wife just poured a full bottle of Vodka down the drain.
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM
> All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com
>