3DO BAD-ATTITUDE 76 A SOLUTION
From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)
Subject: A solution
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 10:36:56 GMT


Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,
and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?








From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)
Subject: Re: A solution
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 10:41:00 GMT

Makes sense to me.

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They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
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"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message news:cvdMa.31417$0v4.2299709@no-spam Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,
and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?


From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)
Subject: Re: A solution
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 10:51:32 GMT

Hello Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:0zdMa.31420$0v4.2300778@no-spam > Makes sense to me.
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:cvdMa.31417$0v4.2299709@no-spam > Federal Aviation Agency > 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
> Washington D.C. 20591
>
> Dear Sirs;
> I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same > time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the > Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should > replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims > would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,
> and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying > again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more > hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
>
> Now why didn't Congress think of this?
>
>
>
>


From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)
Subject: A solution
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 10:36:56 GMT

Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,
and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?


From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)
Subject: Re: A solution
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 10:41:00 GMT

Makes sense to me.

--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message news:cvdMa.31417$0v4.2299709@no-spam Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,
and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?


From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)
Subject: Re: A solution
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 10:51:32 GMT

Hello Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:0zdMa.31420$0v4.2300778@no-spam > Makes sense to me.
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:cvdMa.31417$0v4.2299709@no-spam > Federal Aviation Agency > 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
> Washington D.C. 20591
>
> Dear Sirs;
> I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same > time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the > Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should > replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims > would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,
> and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying > again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more > hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
>
> Now why didn't Congress think of this?
>
>
>
>