3DO BAD-ATTITUDE 86 CHINESE

3DO BAD-ATTITUDE 86 CHINESE

From: "Angus McOatup" (angus@no-spam)

Subject: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 17:05:08 +0100

Pinched from another NG
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
'You Sign! You sign!!
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
'You Sign! You sign!'
Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
'You sign! You sign!'
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
'You sign! You sign!'
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'
The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
and says:

(It's a beauty)

(wait for it)

Get your Chinese accent ready .....

'You not Nissan Main Dealer?

From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:32:05 GMT

Who's pinching who???
Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > Pinched from another NG >
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From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:37:51 GMT

That's Bitey in drag!

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They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam Who's pinching who???
Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > Pinched from another NG >
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From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:38:51 GMT

Bitey?????? Who?
Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:zNiMa.31415$3o3.2297610@no-spam > That's Bitey in drag!
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam > Who's pinching who???
> Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > Pinched from another NG > >
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From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:44:58 GMT

Stop it and take my sex test!
Here is a classic sex survey.

It is pretty bizarre.................accurate in a weird and perverse way.
(what else do you expect from me?)
http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message news:vOiMa.31783$0v4.2327266@no-spam Bitey?????? Who?
Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:zNiMa.31415$3o3.2297610@no-spam > That's Bitey in drag!
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam > Who's pinching who???
> Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > Pinched from another NG > >
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From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:48:14 GMT

i hate tests.....lol Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:eUiMa.31430$3o3.2298707@no-spam > Stop it and take my sex test!
> Here is a classic sex survey.
>
> It is pretty bizarre.................accurate in a weird and perverse way.
> (what else do you expect from me?)
> http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:vOiMa.31783$0v4.2327266@no-spam > Bitey?????? Who?
> Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:zNiMa.31415$3o3.2297610@no-spam > > That's Bitey in drag!
> >
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam > > Who's pinching who???
> > Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > Pinched from another NG > > >
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From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:53:28 GMT

It's not really a test!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message news:iXiMa.31799$0v4.2328337@no-spam i hate tests.....lol Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:eUiMa.31430$3o3.2298707@no-spam > Stop it and take my sex test!
> Here is a classic sex survey.
>
> It is pretty bizarre.................accurate in a weird and perverse way.
> (what else do you expect from me?)
> http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:vOiMa.31783$0v4.2327266@no-spam > Bitey?????? Who?
> Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:zNiMa.31415$3o3.2297610@no-spam > > That's Bitey in drag!
> >
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam > > Who's pinching who???
> > Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > Pinched from another NG > > >
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From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:58:43 GMT

Hahaha........I need chance to study Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:c0jMa.31437$3o3.2299723@no-spam > It's not really a test!
> http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:iXiMa.31799$0v4.2328337@no-spam > i hate tests.....lol > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:eUiMa.31430$3o3.2298707@no-spam > > Stop it and take my sex test!
> > Here is a classic sex survey.
> >
> > It is pretty bizarre.................accurate in a weird and perverse way.
> > (what else do you expect from me?)
> > http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:vOiMa.31783$0v4.2327266@no-spam > > Bitey?????? Who?
> > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:zNiMa.31415$3o3.2297610@no-spam > > > That's Bitey in drag!
> > >
> > > --
> > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > All rights reserved.
> > > www.biffstoejam.com > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam > > > Who's pinching who???
> > > Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > >
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From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 17:01:46 GMT

Wank your pecker and take it!

--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message news:75jMa.31822$0v4.2326971@no-spam Hahaha........I need chance to study Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:c0jMa.31437$3o3.2299723@no-spam > It's not really a test!
> http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:iXiMa.31799$0v4.2328337@no-spam > i hate tests.....lol > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:eUiMa.31430$3o3.2298707@no-spam > > Stop it and take my sex test!
> > Here is a classic sex survey.
> >
> > It is pretty bizarre.................accurate in a weird and perverse way.
> > (what else do you expect from me?)
> > http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:vOiMa.31783$0v4.2327266@no-spam > > Bitey?????? Who?
> > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:zNiMa.31415$3o3.2297610@no-spam > > > That's Bitey in drag!
> > >
> > > --
> > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > All rights reserved.
> > > www.biffstoejam.com > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam > > > Who's pinching who???
> > > Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > >
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From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 17:06:56 GMT

Hahahaha......I did that trough out high school Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:_7jMa.31464$3o3.2299875@no-spam > Wank your pecker and take it!
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:75jMa.31822$0v4.2326971@no-spam > Hahaha........I need chance to study > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:c0jMa.31437$3o3.2299723@no-spam > > It's not really a test!
> > http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:iXiMa.31799$0v4.2328337@no-spam > > i hate tests.....lol > > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:eUiMa.31430$3o3.2298707@no-spam > > > Stop it and take my sex test!
> > > Here is a classic sex survey.
> > >
> > > It is pretty bizarre.................accurate in a weird and perverse > way.
> > > (what else do you expect from me?)
> > > http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> > > --
> > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > All rights reserved.
> > > www.biffstoejam.com > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:vOiMa.31783$0v4.2327266@no-spam > > > Bitey?????? Who?
> > > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:zNiMa.31415$3o3.2297610@no-spam > > > > That's Bitey in drag!
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > > All rights reserved.
> > > > www.biffstoejam.com > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam > > > > Who's pinching who???
> > > > Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > > >
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From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 17:14:16 GMT

We all did! Now take the test!

--
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message news:QcjMa.31477$3o3.2300495@no-spam Hahahaha......I did that trough out high school Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:_7jMa.31464$3o3.2299875@no-spam > Wank your pecker and take it!
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > news:75jMa.31822$0v4.2326971@no-spam > Hahaha........I need chance to study > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:c0jMa.31437$3o3.2299723@no-spam > > It's not really a test!
> > http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:iXiMa.31799$0v4.2328337@no-spam > > i hate tests.....lol > > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:eUiMa.31430$3o3.2298707@no-spam > > > Stop it and take my sex test!
> > > Here is a classic sex survey.
> > >
> > > It is pretty bizarre.................accurate in a weird and perverse > way.
> > > (what else do you expect from me?)
> > > http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=508045
> > > --
> > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > All rights reserved.
> > > www.biffstoejam.com > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:vOiMa.31783$0v4.2327266@no-spam > > > Bitey?????? Who?
> > > Dr. Biff <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:zNiMa.31415$3o3.2297610@no-spam > > > > That's Bitey in drag!
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > > All rights reserved.
> > > > www.biffstoejam.com > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "nyangel" <cchobisny@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:9IiMa.31778$0v4.2327212@no-spam > > > > Who's pinching who???
> > > > Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > > >
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From: "Fatbloke" (fatbloke@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 21:07:14 +0100

"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:lwiMa.31401$3o3.2297331@no-spam > Pinched from http://biffstoejam.com/JOKES.html
Pinched from: freeserve.chat actually, :0)

>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > Pinched from another NG >
>
> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> 'You Sign! You sign!!
> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> 'You Sign! You sign!'
> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts the > door in his face.
> The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the little > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> 'You sign! You sign!'
> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> 'You sign! You sign!'
> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give > these to?'
> The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
> and says:
>
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>
>
> (It's a beauty)
>
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>
>
> (wait for it)
>
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>
> Get your Chinese accent ready .....
>
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>
> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
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From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 19:21:47 -0500

Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus, darlin'!
"Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > Pinched from another NG >
>
> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> 'You Sign! You sign!!
> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> 'You Sign! You sign!'
> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts the > door in his face.
> The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the little > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> 'You sign! You sign!'
> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> 'You sign! You sign!'
> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give > these to?'
> The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
> and says:
>
>
>
>
> (It's a beauty)
>
>
>
>
> (wait for it)
>
>
>
>
> Get your Chinese accent ready .....
>
>
>
>
> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
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From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 00:30:32 GMT

He stoleddid it!!!!!!

-- They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus, darlin'!
"Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > Pinched from another NG >
>
> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> 'You Sign! You sign!!
> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> 'You Sign! You sign!'
> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts the > door in his face.
> The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the little > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> 'You sign! You sign!'
> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> 'You sign! You sign!'
> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give > these to?'
> The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
> and says:
>
>
>
>
> (It's a beauty)
>
>
>
>
> (wait for it)
>
>
>
>
> Get your Chinese accent ready .....
>
>
>
>
> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
>
>
>
>
>

From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 20:46:03 -0500

He DIDIDID???
"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus, darlin'!
> "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > Pinched from another NG > >
> >
> > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts > the > > door in his face.
> > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the > little > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears > a > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man > by > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give > > these to?'
> > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
> > and says:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > (It's a beauty)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > (wait for it)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>
>

From: "Angus McOatup" (angus@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 13:08:08 +0100

Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
Angus
"Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > He DIDIDID???
> "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> >
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus,
darlin'!
> > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > Pinched from another NG > > >
> > >
> > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when > he > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > little > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts > > the > > > door in his face.
> > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the > > little > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man!
I > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he > hears > > a > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man > > by > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give > > > these to?'
> > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > clipboard,
> > > and says:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (It's a beauty)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (wait for it)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>

From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 07:35:50 -0500

Good Mornin', Angus, m'darlin'!!!!!
"Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:3VzMa.802$ht1.495@no-spam > Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
> Angus >
> "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > > He DIDIDID???
> > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> > >
> > > --
> > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > All rights reserved.
> > > www.biffstoejam.com > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus,
> darlin'!
> > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when > > he > > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > > little > > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is > standing > > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> > > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and > shuts > > > the > > > > door in his face.
> > > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the > > > little > > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little > > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man!
> I > > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he > > hears > > > a > > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little > > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little > man > > > by > > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to > give > > > > these to?'
> > > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > clipboard,
> > > > and says:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > (It's a beauty)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > (wait for it)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
>
>

From: "Angus McOatup" (angus@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 14:13:03 +0100

Hy'a Sib, hope you are well Angus
"Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message news:S8AMa.3524$Sy1.2216@no-spam > Good Mornin', Angus, m'darlin'!!!!!
> "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > news:3VzMa.802$ht1.495@no-spam > > Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
> > Angus > >
> > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > > > He DIDIDID???
> > > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > > All rights reserved.
> > > > www.biffstoejam.com > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus,
> > darlin'!
> > > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer > when > > > he > > > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > > > little > > > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is > > standing > > > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and > > shuts > > > > the > > > > > door in his face.
> > > > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens > it,the > > > > little > > > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > > > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the > little > > > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong > man!
> > I > > > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon,
he > > > hears > > > > a > > > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same > little > > > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little > > man > > > > by > > > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to > > give > > > > > these to?'
> > > > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > > clipboard,
> > > > > and says:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > (It's a beauty)
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > (wait for it)
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
>

From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 08:56:57 -0500

Doin' good, shug.....hope you are, too!
Gonna go put my do-rag on and paint th' rest of my ceilings today.

"Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:WRAMa.816$ht1.95@no-spam > Hy'a Sib, hope you are well > Angus >
> "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > news:S8AMa.3524$Sy1.2216@no-spam > > Good Mornin', Angus, m'darlin'!!!!!
> > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:3VzMa.802$ht1.495@no-spam > > > Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
> > > Angus > > >
> > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > > > > He DIDIDID???
> > > > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > > > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > > > All rights reserved.
> > > > > www.biffstoejam.com > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > > > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus,
> > > darlin'!
> > > > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer > > when > > > > he > > > > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > > > > little > > > > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > > > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is > > > standing > > > > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to > louder.
> > > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and > > > shuts > > > > > the > > > > > > door in his face.
> > > > > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens > > it,the > > > > > little > > > > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts > his > > > > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the > > little > > > > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong > > man!
> > > I > > > > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > > > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon,
> he > > > > hears > > > > > a > > > > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same > > little > > > > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > > > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the > little > > > man > > > > > by > > > > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > > > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want > to > > > give > > > > > > these to?'
> > > > > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > > > clipboard,
> > > > > > and says:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (It's a beauty)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (wait for it)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
>
>

From: "Angus McOatup" (angus@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 15:11:56 +0100

What a coincidence Sib, I just finished painting ours,
Angus
"Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message news:UkBMa.3712$Sy1.343@no-spam > Doin' good, shug.....hope you are, too!
> Gonna go put my do-rag on and paint th' rest of my ceilings today.
>
> "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > news:WRAMa.816$ht1.95@no-spam > > Hy'a Sib, hope you are well > > Angus > >
> > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:S8AMa.3524$Sy1.2216@no-spam > > > Good Mornin', Angus, m'darlin'!!!!!
> > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:3VzMa.802$ht1.495@no-spam > > > > Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
> > > > Angus > > > >
> > > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > > > > > He DIDIDID???
> > > > > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > > > > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > > > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > > > > All rights reserved.
> > > > > > www.biffstoejam.com > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > > > > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi,
Angus,
> > > > darlin'!
> > > > > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a > beer > > > when > > > > > he > > > > > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by > a > > > > > little > > > > > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > > > > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is > > > > standing > > > > > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to > > louder.
> > > > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong > man',and > > > > shuts > > > > > > the > > > > > > > door in his face.
> > > > > > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens > > > it,the > > > > > > little > > > > > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts > > his > > > > > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the > > > little > > > > > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong > > > man!
> > > > I > > > > > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > > > > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon,
> > he > > > > > hears > > > > > > a > > > > > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same > > > little > > > > > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > > > > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the > > little > > > > man > > > > > > by > > > > > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > > > > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want > > to > > > > give > > > > > > > these to?'
> > > > > > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > > > > clipboard,
> > > > > > > and says:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > (It's a beauty)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > (wait for it)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
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From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 14:46:50 GMT

Tis okay Bitey...I mean Angus!

-- They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:3VzMa.802$ht1.495@no-spam Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
Angus
"Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > He DIDIDID???
> "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> >
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus,
darlin'!
> > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > Pinched from another NG > > >
> > >
> > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when > he > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > little > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts > > the > > > door in his face.
> > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the > > little > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man!
I > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he > hears > > a > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man > > by > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give > > > these to?'
> > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > clipboard,
> > > and says:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (It's a beauty)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (wait for it)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
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>

From: "Fatbloke" (fatbloke@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 15:59:05 +0100

I think you've been smokin' the hard stuff Biff, lol Check the headers and try again,
Angus
"Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message news:ufCMa.32803$3o3.2389052@no-spam > Tis okay Bitey...I mean Angus!
>
> --
> They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com >
>
>
> "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > news:3VzMa.802$ht1.495@no-spam > Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
> Angus >
> "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > > He DIDIDID???
> > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> > >
> > > --
> > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > All rights reserved.
> > > www.biffstoejam.com > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus,
> darlin'!
> > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when > > he > > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > > little > > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is > standing > > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> > > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and > shuts > > > the > > > > door in his face.
> > > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the > > > little > > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little > > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man!
> I > > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he > > hears > > > a > > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little > > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little > man > > > by > > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to > give > > > > these to?'
> > > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > clipboard,
> > > > and says:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > (It's a beauty)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > (wait for it)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
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From: "Angus McOatup" (angus@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 16:02:05 +0100

Lol'
Fatbloke
"Fatbloke" <fatbloke@no-spam> wrote in message news:jpCMa.1079$ju6.10634@no-spam > I think you've been smokin' the hard stuff Biff, lol > Check the headers and try again,
> Angus >
> "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > news:ufCMa.32803$3o3.2389052@no-spam > > Tis okay Bitey...I mean Angus!
> >
> > --
> > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > All rights reserved.
> > www.biffstoejam.com > >
> >
> >
> > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:3VzMa.802$ht1.495@no-spam > > Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
> > Angus > >
> > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > > > He DIDIDID???
> > > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > > All rights reserved.
> > > > www.biffstoejam.com > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi, Angus,
> > darlin'!
> > > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer > when > > > he > > > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > > > little > > > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is > > standing > > > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to louder.
> > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and > > shuts > > > > the > > > > > door in his face.
> > > > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens > it,the > > > > little > > > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his > > > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the > little > > > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong > man!
> > I > > > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon,
he > > > hears > > > > a > > > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same > little > > > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little > > man > > > > by > > > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to > > give > > > > > these to?'
> > > > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > > clipboard,
> > > > > and says:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > (It's a beauty)
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > (wait for it)
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 11:34:15 -0500

Well, ya' know what they say 'bout great minds an' stuff! Hope I can say th'
same this evening. Takin' a break right now. Gettin' ready to paint is worse than paintin'. Whewwwww! I do love the smell of fresh paint!
"Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:6JBMa.914$ht1.910@no-spam > What a coincidence Sib, I just finished painting ours,
> Angus >
> "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > news:UkBMa.3712$Sy1.343@no-spam > > Doin' good, shug.....hope you are, too!
> > Gonna go put my do-rag on and paint th' rest of my ceilings today.
> >
> > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:WRAMa.816$ht1.95@no-spam > > > Hy'a Sib, hope you are well > > > Angus > > >
> > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > news:S8AMa.3524$Sy1.2216@no-spam > > > > Good Mornin', Angus, m'darlin'!!!!!
> > > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > news:3VzMa.802$ht1.495@no-spam > > > > > Sorry Biff, I didn't realise you were the original author :0)
> > > > > Angus > > > > >
> > > > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > news:OFqMa.1856$eW6.442@no-spam > > > > > > He DIDIDID???
> > > > > > "Dr. Biff" <ifudgedmyundies@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > >
news:IIpMa.32132$3o3.2332362@no-spam > > > > > > > He stoleddid it!!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > > > > > Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > > > > > > > All rights reserved.
> > > > > > > www.biffstoejam.com > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Sib" <e_sib@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:1ppMa.882$AK1.414@no-spam > > > > > > > Awwwwwwww Mannnnnnnnn! First time I've heard this one! Hi,
> Angus,
> > > > > darlin'!
> > > > > > > "Angus McOatup" <angus@no-spam> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > > > > > > > > Pinched from another NG > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a > > beer > > > > when > > > > > > he > > > > > > > > hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted > by > > a > > > > > > little > > > > > > > > Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
> > > > > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!!
> > > > > > > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson > is > > > > > standing > > > > > > > > there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to > > > louder.
> > > > > > > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong > > man',and > > > > > shuts > > > > > > > the > > > > > > > > door in his face.
> > > > > > > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens > > > > it,the > > > > > > > little > > > > > > > > Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He > thrusts > > > his > > > > > > > > clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > > > > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes > the > > > > little > > > > > > > > Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the > wrong > > > > man!
> > > > > I > > > > > > > > don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
> > > > > > > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the > afternoon,
> > > he > > > > > > hears > > > > > > > a > > > > > > > > knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the > same > > > > little > > > > > > > > Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
> > > > > > > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > > > > > > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > > > > > > > This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the > > > little > > > > > man > > > > > > > by > > > > > > > > his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these!
> > > > > > > > Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you > want > > > to > > > > > give > > > > > > > > these to?'
> > > > > > > > The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > > > > > clipboard,
> > > > > > > > and says:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > (It's a beauty)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > (wait for it)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Get your Chinese accent ready .....
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
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From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 01:20:15 GMT

I REALLY-REALLY thought joo were him!!!!
LOL!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((((((new song))))))
http://biffstoejam.com/1.html -- They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM All rights reserved.
www.biffstoejam.com
"Bitey" <BiteMe@no-spam> wrote in message news:c7464ac804a8840c34559c31c2ac99fc@no-spam * P I N G ! *

There is no way you can pull that one off, Biffy. Angus is posting from another country. Try again, sweetcheeks. *SMILE*

Dr. Biff wrote:

> Tis okay Bitey...I mean Angus!
>

-- -=Bitey=- The Toothy1 Chix0r vV''Vv Meddle ye not in the affairs of Bitey, mortal, for Thou art crunchy and will taste good with ketchup.

Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 01:30:31 GMT

From: Bitey (BiteMe@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

* P I N G ! *

There is no way you can pull that one off, Biffy. Angus is posting from another country. Try again, sweetcheeks. *SMILE*
Dr. Biff wrote:

> Tis okay Bitey...I mean Angus!
>
-- -=Bitey=- The Toothy1 Chix0r vV''Vv Meddle ye not in the affairs of Bitey, mortal, for Thou art crunchy and will taste good with ketchup.

Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 07:24:57 GMT

From: Bitey (BiteMe@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Why would you think that? Heh.. I think I know why. ;p
You REALLY-REALLY need to learn how to read headers, love. There is a big difference between mine and Angus's.

Dr. Biff wrote:

> I REALLY-REALLY thought joo were him!!!!
> LOL!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > (((((((new song))))))
> http://biffstoejam.com/1.html > They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
> Dr.Biff®© ²°°³"TM > All rights reserved.
> www.biffstoejam.com > > > > "Bitey" <BiteMe@no-spam> wrote in message > news:c7464ac804a8840c34559c31c2ac99fc@no-spam > * P I N G ! *
> > There is no way you can pull that one off, Biffy. Angus is posting > from another country. Try again, sweetcheeks. SMILE > > > Dr. Biff wrote:
> >> Tis okay Bitey...I mean Angus!
>>
>
-- -=Bitey=- The Toothy1 Chix0r vV''Vv Meddle ye not in the affairs of Bitey, mortal, for Thou art crunchy and will taste good with ketchup.

Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 07:32:44 GMT

From: Bitey (BiteMe@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

LOL! Pay no attention to Biffy, he's just trying to move the United Kingdom over here to California. Looks like he traded with Nurse Ratchet for an extra dose of Thorazine again. That woman is too horny for her own good.

Fatbloke wrote:

> H'ya Bitey, Or am I talking to myself again? lol > :o)
> > "Bitey" <BiteMe@no-spam> wrote in message > news:c7464ac804a8840c34559c31c2ac99fc@no-spam >> * P I N G ! *
>>
>> There is no way you can pull that one off, Biffy. Angus is >> posting from >> another country. Try again, sweetcheeks. *SMILE*
>>
>>
>> Dr. Biff wrote:
>>
>> > Tis okay Bitey...I mean Angus!
>> >
>>
>> --
>> -=Bitey=- The Toothy1 Chix0r vV''Vv >> Meddle ye not in the affairs of Bitey, mortal, for >> Thou art crunchy and will taste good with ketchup.

-- -=Bitey=- The Toothy1 Chix0r vV''Vv Meddle ye not in the affairs of Bitey, mortal, for Thou art crunchy and will taste good with ketchup.

From: "Angus McOatup" (angus@no-spam)

Subject: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 17:05:08 +0100

From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:32:05 GMT

Who's pinching who???
Angus McOatup <angus@no-spam> wrote in message news:hhiMa.13177$sh4.980159@no-spam > Pinched from another NG >
>
>

From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:37:51 GMT

From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:38:51 GMT

From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:44:58 GMT

From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:48:14 GMT

From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:53:28 GMT

From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 16:58:43 GMT

From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 17:01:46 GMT

From: "nyangel" (cchobisny@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 17:06:56 GMT

From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 17:14:16 GMT

From: "Fatbloke" (fatbloke@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 21:07:14 +0100

From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 19:21:47 -0500

From: "Dr. Biff" (ifudgedmyundies@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 00:30:32 GMT

From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 20:46:03 -0500

From: "Angus McOatup" (angus@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 13:08:08 +0100

From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 07:35:50 -0500

From: "Angus McOatup" (angus@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 14:13:03 +0100

From: "Sib" (e_sib@no-spam)

Subject: Re: Chinese....

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 08:56:57 -0500