Hello my name is Eyvonne Jones and I am writing to ask for a miracle and
blessing. I live in Mission Viejo CA with my 11 year old daughter and my
sisters two children.( my sister past away a few years ago of cancer) Just a
few months ago I lost my job due to budget cuts in the department. I work as
a Computer Specialist and have been in the field for several years now. I
moved to the Orange County from Los Angeles to be closer to my job I was
commuting 110 miles a day from the Inland Empire to Orange County, and I
thought I would have more opportunities for myself and my daughter by
moving. I've been unsuccessful with my job search I've placed applications
everywhere from computer technician to administration to retail Im either
over qualified or I don't hear back from the employer. The job market is
very hard right now. And I am not having any luck. I have even gone to the
department of social services because I receive unemployment (only 218.00
per week) I do not qualify for any assistance with their agency.
Right now I am in dyer need of assistance I do not have money for moving
expenses, move in money or anything. I've been evicted form my apartment and
I do not have anywhere to go, I've called homeless shelters but they will
not help me because I have children, Im not a drug addict or a victim of
abuse. I don't have family here in California my family is in New Jersey I
am so desperate and I'm scared of what is going to happen to me and my
children, I've thought about selling my furniture, but who would buy it? I
thought of even selling my body, I've never done this before and I know it
is morally wrong, illegal, and very dangerous but I am so desperate! I need
help! I have food I was always a person to shop and buy in bulk for rainy
days. I am willing to pay back any assistance that is given to me, I am
willing to work and donate time if need be, please if there are any agencies
or programs that can help me please let me know, I have documentation of my
eviction papers if needed. Thank you very much and God bless you.
Eyvonne Jones
21622 Marguerite Parkway # 136
Mission Viejo CA 92692
EYVONNEJONES@no-spam
Please help me too.
I have fallen sick with laziness. The doctors say there is nothing they can
do and I will never be able to be bothered to go out and do an honest days
work and earn some honest money.
They suggest I spam Newsgroups to tell everyone how unfortunate I am - You
wouldn't believe how hated I am, people keep saying why should we give our
hard earned cash to you, piss off you stupid shit, they just dont
understand.
Luckily there are people who are sick with gullibleitis and they send me
money.
I need money because, although I am still at school, I need to buy drugs,
drink and an even faster computer so I can spread the word about my illness
to everyone who would rather I died in a car crash than spam them.
If you don't feel sorry for me then think about the family I have not got
and am unlikely to get on account of being a sad tosspot.
So please help me to piss off even more people with spam by sending me as
much as you can. If you send more than $1000 I might make the effort to say
thanks and even throw in a free penis enlarger.
"Eyvonne J Jones" <eyvonnejones@no-spam> wrote in message
news:%1DXa.26370$ff.8220@no-spam
> Hello my name is Eyvonne Jones and I am writing to ask for a miracle and
> blessing. I live in Mission Viejo CA with my 11 year old daughter and my
> sisters two children.( my sister past away a few years ago of cancer) Just
a
> few months ago I lost my job due to budget cuts in the department. I work
as
> a Computer Specialist and have been in the field for several years now. I
> moved to the Orange County from Los Angeles to be closer to my job I was
> commuting 110 miles a day from the Inland Empire to Orange County, and I
> thought I would have more opportunities for myself and my daughter by
> moving. I've been unsuccessful with my job search I've placed applications
> everywhere from computer technician to administration to retail Im either
> over qualified or I don't hear back from the employer. The job market is
> very hard right now. And I am not having any luck. I have even gone to the
> department of social services because I receive unemployment (only 218.00
> per week) I do not qualify for any assistance with their agency.
>
>
>
> Right now I am in dyer need of assistance I do not have money for moving
> expenses, move in money or anything. I've been evicted form my apartment
and
> I do not have anywhere to go, I've called homeless shelters but they will
> not help me because I have children, Im not a drug addict or a victim of
> abuse. I don't have family here in California my family is in New Jersey I
> am so desperate and I'm scared of what is going to happen to me and my
> children, I've thought about selling my furniture, but who would buy it? I
> thought of even selling my body, I've never done this before and I know it
> is morally wrong, illegal, and very dangerous but I am so desperate! I
need
> help! I have food I was always a person to shop and buy in bulk for rainy
> days. I am willing to pay back any assistance that is given to me, I am
> willing to work and donate time if need be, please if there are any
agencies
> or programs that can help me please let me know, I have documentation of
my
> eviction papers if needed. Thank you very much and God bless you.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Eyvonne Jones
>
> 21622 Marguerite Parkway # 136
>
> Mission Viejo CA 92692
>
> EYVONNEJONES@no-spam
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
"Eyvonne J Jones" <eyvonnejones@no-spam> wrote in message
news:%1DXa.26370$ff.8220@no-spam
> Hello my name is Eyvonne Jones and I am writing to ask for a miracle and
> blessing. I live in Mission Viejo CA with my 11 year old daughter and my
> sisters two children.( my sister past away a few years ago of cancer) Just
a
> few months ago I lost my job due to budget cuts in the department. I work
as
> a Computer Specialist and have been in the field for several years now. I
> moved to the Orange County from Los Angeles to be closer to my job I was
> commuting 110 miles a day from the Inland Empire to Orange County, and I
> thought I would have more opportunities for myself and my daughter by
> moving. I've been unsuccessful with my job search I've placed applications
> everywhere from computer technician to administration to retail Im either
> over qualified or I don't hear back from the employer. The job market is
> very hard right now. And I am not having any luck. I have even gone to the
> department of social services because I receive unemployment (only 218.00
> per week) I do not qualify for any assistance with their agency.
>
>
>
> Right now I am in dyer need of assistance I do not have money for moving
> expenses, move in money or anything. I've been evicted form my apartment
and
> I do not have anywhere to go, I've called homeless shelters but they will
> not help me because I have children, Im not a drug addict or a victim of
> abuse. I don't have family here in California my family is in New Jersey I
> am so desperate and I'm scared of what is going to happen to me and my
> children, I've thought about selling my furniture, but who would buy it? I
> thought of even selling my body, I've never done this before and I know it
> is morally wrong, illegal, and very dangerous but I am so desperate! I
need
> help! I have food I was always a person to shop and buy in bulk for rainy
> days. I am willing to pay back any assistance that is given to me, I am
> willing to work and donate time if need be, please if there are any
agencies
> or programs that can help me please let me know, I have documentation of
my
> eviction papers if needed. Thank you very much and God bless you.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Eyvonne Jones
>
> 21622 Marguerite Parkway # 136
>
> Mission Viejo CA 92692
>
> EYVONNEJONES@no-spam
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
JERKBUTT Eyvonne J Jones
"Eyvonne J Jones" <eyvonnejones@no-spam> wrote in message
news:%1DXa.26370$ff.8220@no-spam
> Hello my name is Eyvonne Jones and I am writing to ask for a miracle and
> blessing. I live in Mission Viejo CA with my 11 year old daughter and my
> sisters two children.( my sister past away a few years ago of cancer) Just
a
> few months ago I lost my job due to budget cuts in the department. I work
as
> a Computer Specialist and have been in the field for several years now. I
> moved to the Orange County from Los Angeles to be closer to my job I was
> commuting 110 miles a day from the Inland Empire to Orange County, and I
> thought I would have more opportunities for myself and my daughter by
> moving. I've been unsuccessful with my job search I've placed applications
> everywhere from computer technician to administration to retail Im either
> over qualified or I don't hear back from the employer. The job market is
> very hard right now. And I am not having any luck. I have even gone to the
> department of social services because I receive unemployment (only 218.00
> per week) I do not qualify for any assistance with their agency.
>
>
>
> Right now I am in dyer need of assistance I do not have money for moving
> expenses, move in money or anything. I've been evicted form my apartment
and
> I do not have anywhere to go, I've called homeless shelters but they will
> not help me because I have children, Im not a drug addict or a victim of
> abuse. I don't have family here in California my family is in New Jersey I
> am so desperate and I'm scared of what is going to happen to me and my
> children, I've thought about selling my furniture, but who would buy it? I
> thought of even selling my body, I've never done this before and I know it
> is morally wrong, illegal, and very dangerous but I am so desperate! I
need
> help! I have food I was always a person to shop and buy in bulk for rainy
> days. I am willing to pay back any assistance that is given to me, I am
> willing to work and donate time if need be, please if there are any
agencies
> or programs that can help me please let me know, I have documentation of
my
> eviction papers if needed. Thank you very much and God bless you.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Eyvonne Jones
>
> 21622 Marguerite Parkway # 136
>
> Mission Viejo CA 92692
>
> EYVONNEJONES@no-spam
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
lkjn;kljbblkjhklj
"Unknown" <Unknown@no-spam> wrote in message
news:KlcYa.767$Ih1.582944@no-spam
>
> Please help me too.
>
> I have fallen sick with laziness. The doctors say there is nothing they
can
> do and I will never be able to be bothered to go out and do an honest days
> work and earn some honest money.
>
> They suggest I spam Newsgroups to tell everyone how unfortunate I am - You
> wouldn't believe how hated I am, people keep saying why should we give our
> hard earned cash to you, piss off you stupid shit, they just dont
> understand.
>
> Luckily there are people who are sick with gullibleitis and they send me
> money.
>
> I need money because, although I am still at school, I need to buy drugs,
> drink and an even faster computer so I can spread the word about my
illness
> to everyone who would rather I died in a car crash than spam them.
>
> If you don't feel sorry for me then think about the family I have not got
> and am unlikely to get on account of being a sad tosspot.
>
> So please help me to piss off even more people with spam by sending me as
> much as you can. If you send more than $1000 I might make the effort to
say
> thanks and even throw in a free penis enlarger.
>
>
>
> "Eyvonne J Jones" <eyvonnejones@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:%1DXa.26370$ff.8220@no-spam
> > Hello my name is Eyvonne Jones and I am writing to ask for a miracle and
> > blessing. I live in Mission Viejo CA with my 11 year old daughter and my
> > sisters two children.( my sister past away a few years ago of cancer)
Just
> a
> > few months ago I lost my job due to budget cuts in the department. I
work
> as
> > a Computer Specialist and have been in the field for several years now.
I
> > moved to the Orange County from Los Angeles to be closer to my job I was
> > commuting 110 miles a day from the Inland Empire to Orange County, and
I
> > thought I would have more opportunities for myself and my daughter by
> > moving. I've been unsuccessful with my job search I've placed
applications
> > everywhere from computer technician to administration to retail Im
either
> > over qualified or I don't hear back from the employer. The job market is
> > very hard right now. And I am not having any luck. I have even gone to
the
> > department of social services because I receive unemployment (only
218.00
> > per week) I do not qualify for any assistance with their agency.
> >
> >
> >
> > Right now I am in dyer need of assistance I do not have money for moving
> > expenses, move in money or anything. I've been evicted form my apartment
> and
> > I do not have anywhere to go, I've called homeless shelters but they
will
> > not help me because I have children, Im not a drug addict or a victim of
> > abuse. I don't have family here in California my family is in New Jersey
I
> > am so desperate and I'm scared of what is going to happen to me and my
> > children, I've thought about selling my furniture, but who would buy it?
I
> > thought of even selling my body, I've never done this before and I know
it
> > is morally wrong, illegal, and very dangerous but I am so desperate! I
> need
> > help! I have food I was always a person to shop and buy in bulk for
rainy
> > days. I am willing to pay back any assistance that is given to me, I am
> > willing to work and donate time if need be, please if there are any
> agencies
> > or programs that can help me please let me know, I have documentation of
> my
> > eviction papers if needed. Thank you very much and God bless you.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Eyvonne Jones
> >
> > 21622 Marguerite Parkway # 136
> >
> > Mission Viejo CA 92692
> >
> > EYVONNEJONES@no-spam
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
In article <VY2dnQjRLIdJhvLcRVn-3w@no-spam>, deborah@no-spam
says...
> lkjn;kljbblkjhklj
*((OUIEFPIE(*)#I34050uqr90eje9043903
> "Unknown" <Unknown@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:KlcYa.767$Ih1.582944@no-spam
> >
> > Please help me too.
> >
> > I have fallen sick with laziness. The doctors say there is nothing they
> can
> > do and I will never be able to be bothered to go out and do an honest days
> > work and earn some honest money.
> >
> > They suggest I spam Newsgroups to tell everyone how unfortunate I am - You
> > wouldn't believe how hated I am, people keep saying why should we give our
> > hard earned cash to you, piss off you stupid shit, they just dont
> > understand.
> >
> > Luckily there are people who are sick with gullibleitis and they send me
> > money.
> >
> > I need money because, although I am still at school, I need to buy drugs,
> > drink and an even faster computer so I can spread the word about my
> illness
> > to everyone who would rather I died in a car crash than spam them.
> >
> > If you don't feel sorry for me then think about the family I have not got
> > and am unlikely to get on account of being a sad tosspot.
> >
> > So please help me to piss off even more people with spam by sending me as
> > much as you can. If you send more than $1000 I might make the effort to
> say
> > thanks and even throw in a free penis enlarger.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Eyvonne J Jones" <eyvonnejones@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:%1DXa.26370$ff.8220@no-spam
> > > Hello my name is Eyvonne Jones and I am writing to ask for a miracle and
> > > blessing. I live in Mission Viejo CA with my 11 year old daughter and my
> > > sisters two children.( my sister past away a few years ago of cancer)
> Just
> > a
> > > few months ago I lost my job due to budget cuts in the department. I
> work
> > as
> > > a Computer Specialist and have been in the field for several years now.
> I
> > > moved to the Orange County from Los Angeles to be closer to my job I was
> > > commuting 110 miles a day from the Inland Empire to Orange County, and
> I
> > > thought I would have more opportunities for myself and my daughter by
> > > moving. I've been unsuccessful with my job search I've placed
> applications
> > > everywhere from computer technician to administration to retail Im
> either
> > > over qualified or I don't hear back from the employer. The job market is
> > > very hard right now. And I am not having any luck. I have even gone to
> the
> > > department of social services because I receive unemployment (only
> 218.00
> > > per week) I do not qualify for any assistance with their agency.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Right now I am in dyer need of assistance I do not have money for moving
> > > expenses, move in money or anything. I've been evicted form my apartment
> > and
> > > I do not have anywhere to go, I've called homeless shelters but they
> will
> > > not help me because I have children, Im not a drug addict or a victim of
> > > abuse. I don't have family here in California my family is in New Jersey
> I
> > > am so desperate and I'm scared of what is going to happen to me and my
> > > children, I've thought about selling my furniture, but who would buy it?
> I
> > > thought of even selling my body, I've never done this before and I know
> it
> > > is morally wrong, illegal, and very dangerous but I am so desperate! I
> > need
> > > help! I have food I was always a person to shop and buy in bulk for
> rainy
> > > days. I am willing to pay back any assistance that is given to me, I am
> > > willing to work and donate time if need be, please if there are any
> > agencies
> > > or programs that can help me please let me know, I have documentation of
> > my
> > > eviction papers if needed. Thank you very much and God bless you.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Eyvonne Jones
> > >
> > > 21622 Marguerite Parkway # 136
> > >
> > > Mission Viejo CA 92692
> > >
> > > EYVONNEJONES@no-spam
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
>
>
>
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"Be careful, James," I said. "Those cupcakes are crazy
as barn-cats, and they will never be on your side."