The Hebrew Faith; Temple Ras Tafaria!
This absolutely sincere message, honestly intended for the Prophet
Louis Farrakhan (most), subsequently is available to all SOULS,
(somehow) ever validly HEARING, and also to practically anyone, within
the proximity (of every, or even any, alleged PROPHET) thus only,
EAVES-DROPPING?
PLEASE! MISunderSTAND (most emphatically) NOT; HOW any, credible (and,
most discriminating) enumeration PROCESS, ever specifically purporting
(Exactly?) authentic inclusion thus aggregating TWELVE-thousand
(12,000) of THE most worthy BRETHEREN claiming the Hebrew Faith, whom
indeed (most significantly) any further can genetically be dignified,
among the MEN, incarnated: bar JOSEPH, may finally proceed! Among (the
very limited few) Souls ENJOYING every perfectly modest DISTINCTION of
(most dubiously) indeed having legitimately so made the karmaic
CROSSING of The (River) Jordan, defined as men particularly, bar
Joseph, now nay profess Their IREFUTABLE witness, as palpably
reinforced upon making a prophetic claim of SCRIPTURAL reference,
HERE, and forever now, upon THESE SHORES (of The River, Jordan)
apparently, and more typically sooner, among conscientiously enabled
Souls, now HEARING, (certain, particular) testimonies of, The Prophet:
Louis Farrakhan! "(?)"
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION): Exactly what sort of (extramundane?) ideation,
claiming any (Prophetic?) agenda, might a Hebrew (King?) EVER purport
much (Divine?) imagination of possibly somehow furthering (Besides
most sincere assertions of, politely defined, Jurisdiction?) upon
simply suggesting ANY man, (but: "Farrakhan???) as, someone proclaimed
yet worthy of becoming, considered as, an Anointed (HEBREW???)
Prophet?
ANSWER): Agendas of Truth, Reconciliation, and (more viably than any
others, who make claims of being HEBREW, can plausibly demonstrate,
the abilities of actually, achieving it): "DIVINE JUSTICE!
TO specifically update a most important allegory, upon perhaps
noticing, these (Two) most contentious (among possibly all) Harlots;
each proverbially asserting against The Other's illegitimacy over an
(absolutely, most distressed) Infant;(see: I Kings 3:16-28) now
currently, Farrakhan, lends the most appropriate voice (thus
illustrating, for: Joseph!) to the profound concerns of: The Plaintiff
Maidservant! "(?)"
However (notice?) this opposing (and, rather more subdued) DEFENDANT
("MOTHER") Church, bears suspiciously incoherent testimony; even upon
"HER" (most despicable?) best "She" even would rather testify most
saccharinely, further without (any, viable) prophetic INFLUENCE!
Obviously (AND, most APPARENTLY) NONE! "!"
It may soon, seem, perhaps upon an entire (Faithful) generation not
becoming too terribly disturbed ever (pathetically?) enough, over such
effete (spiritual) NONSENSE! (?)
Truly which, of These Two (indeed: Harlots.) entirely smothers FAR and
away too many among the least emotionally prepared, most vulnerable of
all, souls; Negligently crushing all who, spiritually may depend upon
HER the most to, even (actually, and) or ever (possibly!!!) CARE?
Might it be perhaps absolutely considered forever proven, impossible,
for any (decent?) mother to ever thus plead (HEBREW?) JUSTICE, ANY
more insincerely; than "THIS"?
SO what (ABOUT this most deceitful, of any) SITUATION? Realistically
should either, (of these Two?) ever be left unattended, further
spiritually alone, again to emotionally halve ANY MORE of these
absolutely most beloved CHILDREN (ever any longer?) or NOT? (?)
Then Who yet (indeed or otherwise) may attempt an answering (for
JOSEPH?) or, (thus for) JUDAH? Or (perhaps)...REU(!)BEN??? Or GAD? Or
Asher? Or Napthali? Or Manasseh? Or Simeon? Or Levi? Or Issachar? Or
Zebulun? Or Benjamin? Sincere souls, most validly answering,
adequately sealed and eager to be further Elected, Prophets, AMONG
(THE) HEBREWS? Wherefore might even the meekest of souls be found,
seeking witness of the most valid testimony, to legitimately thus
register Their voices, upon THIS shore of The River, Jordan? How ELSE
might even very (many (or) other Spiritually?) wise observers, ever
more accurately, evaluate uncertain testimony (more adequately?) upon
recognizing only the irrelevant, and invalid, witnesses? Finding only
those souls, lost, among The Blind, incoherently hearing the most
uselessly OCCLUDED testimony, of The (most) Lame? How might indeed any
prophets, ever less routinely perhaps be found to, attempt
interpretation of such unsubstantiated testimony, which only remains
as a rumor? Witnesses, who variously thus misinterpret such redundant
doctrine (particularly of such obvious nonsense?) indeed may possibly
risk, EVERYTHING, concurrently by their absolutely depending upon any
testimony, now defined as: "MOST INERT!
Respond, then favoring: The (entirely corrupt and, most absolutely
deceitful) BITCH, ever more carefully! Expect that any (and all)
incoherent testimony, in sad support of the (defendant?) Whore, a
profound witness, to Her valid demands, for half shares, determined as
being Her righteous due! BEWARE, of overly depending upon, suspicious
testimony, witnessed within the darkest (of ANY, imagined?) nighttime.
PERSONAL testimonies, which can become most dangerous! Indeed dawn has
finally absolutely arrived (shining) upon (this shore: of) The Jordan!
Remember: relevantly wield only valid, supporting, FACTS upon
witnessing, before The King! And AVOID (ALL) HEARSAY!
WHERFORE (might one suppose?) the (indeed appropriate?) season, ever
for registering (of ALL credibility quotients?) before ANYONE, perhaps
able to substantiate the demands likely to be made by A HEBREW King,
might probably well somehow be (right) NOW??? However (beware) that
responding most faithfully means much more than just carefully; be
forewarned: Should a spiritual "voice" never cohesively arise, to be
registered, before THE King, then entire worlds might soon practically
understand, BOTH (of these: two) Churches as the most entirely
miserable, among absolutely all WHORES, yet, UPON DEFAULT!
ANXIOUSLY suffer (Silently, then?) all, various and sundry whims,
specifically anticipated as particularly how (HEBREW?) Justice must
(so tediously) DECIDE; Now consequentially ensuring, the most enduring
"ESCHATOLOGICAL" dispensation (Fully Seasoned) at, the hands of: "THE
KING"!
(Now...) "BEHOLD "my" SWORD" (...INDEED!)
(Exactly, HOW) Shall ANY Prophet, yet ever more typically, command,
any perhaps more specifically rapt, ATTENTION: from among THE most
honorably incarnated Souls; particularly of the MOST beloved, of
HEBREW tribes, ever thus CALLED: "JOSEPH; (?)
Without (any plausibly valid demonstration, of possible genetic
understandings about) Hebrews?
WELL...then:
(PERHAPS?) FIRST:) Expect all (fully circumcised) MALES, who might
somehow now possibly (or perhaps, maybe NEVER), HEAR (HOW) WISDOM
(shall) rule; upon just then everyone now supposing should not one,
(single) even most therefore demonstrably worthy, Hebrew, never BE
found, spiritually comprehending, even ANYthing, over THE most likely
objection then alternately hurled by, either of these Two: most
(wretched, among absolutely ALL) contentious WHORES; Then, as
Faithful, forever dismiss impossibly faulted doctrine (.) and GROW,
perhaps even MORE (than just slightly?) DISTURBED, over as many
distinct EVENTUALITIES, certain ENTIRE Hebrew tribes may never become
found, as understanding anything; except fear, and MISERY, only! Yet
should any remain, listening; All alone but "seeing" with trouble;
comprehending sadly with, only the most difficult of, uncertainties!
The most deaf, blind and LOST, existing in "The MOST LAME" of any
(possible kind of) "SILENCE" yet coping, with those now ignorantly
struggling among, The LEAST (aberrant?) of, The Gentiles?
ANY Souls, EVER preserved as, worthy, shall WELCOME the FULL
accounting, now specifically accompanying all implications, upon
HEARING this particular CALL! Inquire now: absolutely, IN PEACE re: TO
blessed consideration, as dedicated HEBREW Brethren, of the Elect!
Representing chosen disciples, deserving Their MOST MIGHTY (and
legitimate) portions: bar Joseph (and also: "All HEBREWS)! (?)
possibly NOW (practically, ever) ALL circumcised males seeking,
serious consideration to, prophetic HEBREW, Election shall (carefully)
now attempt a valid response, to the U.S. address: listed, upon
following "THIS" (MOST Divine) 'DECREE!
(Limited positions available; Serious inquiries: only. 'Thanks!)
(POSSIBLY?) SECOND!!) Advise all (Souls, meekly portraying) FEMALES
(if, for minimally fewer than eighteen (18) years, ONLY, upon
explicitly acknowledged, confirmed PARENTAL consent) OF: A certain
(particular, gentle) Man, Whom, profoundly now, shall ask THE MOST
EXTRAORDINARY OF questions (Unlike questions ever possibly asked)
demonstrably, upon THE MOST BLESSED SHORE of ANY Land, as "PROMISED"
(!)
CONSEQUENTLY: One (certain, particular) 'MAN' now capably shall ask,
'NEW' and magickly different, Questions; revealing ideas, more than
ever before easily recognized, as being of a most DIVINE, importance
"(!)" Subsequently, the cleverest among virgins, upon most indubitably
understanding, a certain, specifically proposed, Question, (and with
lamp, maintained, properly trimmed?) shall GENUINELY even "SEE"
authentic ANSWERS!
Ordinary men shall (more accurately) never, specifically quite
understand how to, properly ASK: THE (most important, of all?)
questions?
"(?)"
However tell, any meek, women (only, and most secretly) HOW it is HE,
Who, has now fully revealed (all ANSWERS to) HIS only SON! Indeed, now
together, to call forth practically EVERY VIRGIN, and hopefully
reaching all the daughters: bat JOSEPH (Most fine!) AND ESPECIALLY
calling to the cleverest, among practically ALL VIRGINS, ever hoping
to be found, even upon ALL shores! NOW every virgin is, most
expressly, called and "(Ssshh!)" ALL VIRGINS are, hereby specifically
invited RE Application TO HEBREW ELECTION!
EVERYONE (!) PLEASE note; and (PERHAPS upon a very BIG) hurry: ANY
fathers, of "circumcised" VIRGINS, or particularly, ANY parents of
those maidens, still tragically yet stranded, upon much more
specifically ABERRANT shores; shall (subsequently need to) tentatively
wait before sending such (misfortunately damaged) virgins, until well
after ALL names, of every family offering ANY daughters, maintained
(absolutely, as most blessedly) intact, are succinctly first located
and have then been fully entered into The Book (Of Life).
Depend no FURTHER upon any sons (bar 'ANY) who remain still most
STRANDED, (and definitely quite THANKFULLY!) yet, forever, upon yonder
SHORES, ever becoming thus CHOSEN! (Sorry) Exclusively send INTACT
(until further notice) DAUGHTERS, ONLY!
(and MOST DEFINITELY) then: Only (perfect?) fools, shamelessly somehow
might, expect this practice of squandering nourishment, intended for
the benefit of The infant, (upon DOGS...) shall, yet so politely any
longer, continue ignored!
Hence all souls, possibly concerned (how THEY might attract risks) of
ever being counted among those, marginally considered, least faithful
(by HEAVEN?) might still become more pro-actively empowered, to
realize this most extraordinary of OPPORTUNITIES, yet, to CHEERFULLY
then direct ALL TITHES, and moreover any further donating, TO: the
same address, found LISTED, WITHIN THIS (MOST) DIVINE DECREE!
Every Soul, ever legitimately capable of being considered for
practical application to HEBREW Election, may effectively then
likewise respond to the specified ADDRESS!
Bless every person, ever upon asking, demonstrably, in the Name of
"SHALOM"!
MOST sincerely: Your (humblest, of all possible) SERVANTS,
SOLOMON
KING of (The Rastafarian) HEBREWS.
DIRECT ALL: 1) Male candidate resumes; Wisely specify every Hebrew
tribe, which one, is, possibly genetically qualified to assert any
associations, with.
2) Names, telephone numbers, (etc.) from: ANY (of, perhaps THE
cleverest, among) VIRGINS (!) legally aged (or; enjoying PARENTAL
BLESSings) AND
3) ALL DONATIONs check$ or ca$h (lottery ticket$(?)
North American Fund$ only; and please do NOT send ANY single item,
weighing, (more, than) over: ONE OUNCE. Thanks!
First Class U.S MAIL.
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P.O. Box 491
Dayton, Ohio 45401-0491
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