AUS BICYCLE 22 PUTTING A BREAK ON CAREERING COURIERS SUMMARY EXECUTIONS
From: politicalcorrectnesssucks@no-spam (I hate political correctness)
Subject: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: 27 Jun 2003 21:54:56 -0700


I loved reading the following letter in the Sydney Morning Herald of 27 June:

"Road kill Since Sydney City Council has launched yet another voluntary code to curb the dangerous behaviour of bicycle couriers ("Putting a brake on careering couriers", Herald, June 26), consideration should be given to enforcing it with a few summary executions. Perhaps then the rest might get the message.
John Sparkman, Curtin (ACT), June 26."

I think more than a few summary executions of careering cyclists (especially those who show no disregard to motorists and pedestrians)
could be considered.









From: "kingsley" (kingsley@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 15:39:01 +1000

On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 21:54:56 -0700, I hate political correctness wrote:

> I think more than a few summary executions of careering cyclists > (especially those who show no disregard to motorists and pedestrians)
> could be considered.

Why do people have such venom for Bicycle couriers !?

They do a physically demanding and probably dangerous job, and (AFAIK) the pay is fairly low. I always wonder if they started out as people who loved riding their bicycle, and probably now hate it, since it's so much like work.

It shits me too when I get a fly-by walking on the footpath,
but that's not really much different to what taxi-drivers and car-couriers do every day. Two wrongs don't make a right - but a few thousand do, and it happens every day. Thinking about it I see a damn site more car/truck couriers parking on the footpath than I see bike couriers riding on it...
and I see alot of both. And don't get me started on the scrwys things taxis do about the place.

IMHO, Sydney Council --
"Majesty, there are no bikepaths; the cyslists are in danger!?"
(waves hand dissmissively) "Let them ride Bus Lanes!"
-- is giving stick to the bicycle couriers, since they are one of the lowest parts of the road-traffic food chain.
Traffic in the city is a disgrace (they're trying to make Sydney into LA right?!), yet they point at one of the most insignificant parts of it and somehow find a scapegoat.

The big problem is 60% of Sydney traffic doesn't really want to be in the city at all. If you don't believe me, stand on one of the major CBD corners and watch the puzzled & frightened drivers with interstate nuberplates trying to pick their way through. I'm sure these people would have avoided the city _if_at_all_possible_.

I for one, specifically request bicycle couriers every time I send something across town. They are quiet and efficient,
maybe councils could learn something from them.

-kt

From: "Peter Signorini" (petesig@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 15:52:04 +1000

"I hate political correctness" <politicalcorrectnesssucks@no-spam> wrote in message news:7c30339c.0306272054.3503f73c@no-spam
> I think more than a few summary executions of careering cyclists > (especially those who show no disregard to motorists and pedestrians)
> could be considered.

Go back to aus.cars

From: Luther Blissett (lutherblissett20@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 00:37:10 +1000

kingsley wrote:
**snip**
> Why do people have such venom for Bicycle couriers !?
> > They do a physically demanding and probably dangerous > job, and (AFAIK) the pay is fairly low. I always wonder > if they started out as people who loved riding their > bicycle, and probably now hate it, since it's so much > like work.

The pay is not too bad considering it is untrained work, but certainly not danger money.
Most cycle couriers still love riding their bikes, and spend most of their money and spare time on their collection of pushies (a real courier has at least 3 bikes - a work bike, a road bike, a mountain bike and a spare work bike. Oh, and that thing in pieces in the hallway).

I think if Sydney Council were really concerned about pedestrian safety they would ban cars with bullbars from the CBD. I can't see that happening in my lifetime.

- LB

From: "RMan" (rdj1969@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 09:22:29 +1000

"kingsley" <kingsley@no-spam> wrote in message news:pan.2003.06.28.05.39.01.509550@no-spam > On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 21:54:56 -0700, I hate political correctness wrote:
>
> > I think more than a few summary executions of careering cyclists > > (especially those who show no disregard to motorists and pedestrians)
> > could be considered.
>
> Why do people have such venom for Bicycle couriers !?
>

I hate them because they are so visible in their actions. When the cycling advocates push for more bike lanes etc etc, Joe Six-pack and Betty Voter think "not for those bandits" since all they notice is the hell spawn evil that is couriers.


From: "RMan" (rdj1969@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 08:37:54 +1000

"Luther Blissett" <lutherblissett20@no-spam> wrote in message news:bdrvek$adq$1@no-spam > RMan wrote:
> >
> > I hate them because they are so visible in their actions. When the cycling > > advocates push for more bike lanes etc etc, Joe Six-pack and Betty Voter > > think "not for those bandits" since all they notice is the hell spawn evil > > that is couriers.
>
> Hate is such a strong term, RMan. Surely you have better things to hate?
>

Degrees of hate I geuss.....

> Anyway, since when were bike lanes an election issue with the average > voter? I believe they honestly don't give a shit either way.
>

At a Federal/State level, they are not, 'cos they are political suicide.
But at a council level, bike lanes can be. They are in my area. (SE Melbourne)

[snip]

> I'm not anti-car, hell, I drove 3 blocks to the gym today (forgive me > lord!). But the CBD is for business, not for interstate tourists or > shoppers from the suburbs to drive around looking for parking spots.

What a strange opinion.

> Bike couriers are a sympotm of a larger problem, not the problem itself.
>

Well, I'd sure like to get one of those permits that they have that allows them to disregard road rules.


From: photography@no-spam (Duncan Bourne)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: 1 Jul 2003 20:22:46 -0700

> Well, I'd sure like to get one of those permits that they have that allows > them to disregard road rules.

Is that the same one they give to taxi drivers, delivery van drivers and jaywalkers? They all break the rules and people seem to just say 'hey, they've got a job to do'.

Taxi drivers kill a bunch of people and cause a bunch of accidents every year by doing illegal things, why not whinge about them and call them a menace?

Cycle couriers are an easy target for a lazy media that panders to people's prejudices.

And while we're distracted, venting our spleens at a tiny fraction of a fraction of a percent of road users much bigger, badder crimes continue unchallenged. Easy target I say.

Duncan Bourne

From: "RMan" (rdj1969@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 14:38:54 +1000

"Duncan Bourne" <photography@no-spam> wrote in message news:f21235f6.0307011922.416abc11@no-spam > > Well, I'd sure like to get one of those permits that they have that allows > > them to disregard road rules.
>
> Is that the same one they give to taxi drivers, delivery van drivers > and jaywalkers? They all break the rules and people seem to just say > 'hey, they've got a job to do'.
>
> Taxi drivers kill a bunch of people and cause a bunch of accidents > every year by doing illegal things, why not whinge about them and call > them a menace?
>
> Cycle couriers are an easy target for a lazy media that panders to > people's prejudices.
>
> And while we're distracted, venting our spleens at a tiny fraction of > a fraction of a percent of road users much bigger, badder crimes > continue unchallenged. Easy target I say.
>

So you can't get me one of the permits then ?


From: Luther Blissett (lutherblissett20@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 17:24:25 +1000

I didn't realise you need a permit RMan.
Whoever told you about these permits must have thought you were some kind of moron. I don't think you are, so I will let you in on a secret:
There are no permits, this idea is not to hurt anyone, and don't get busted. Simple in theory, simple in practice.


From: "RMan" (rdj1969@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 18:10:36 +1000

"Luther Blissett" <lutherblissett20@no-spam> wrote in message news:bdu1bc$qgb$1@no-spam > I didn't realise you need a permit RMan.
> Whoever told you about these permits must have thought you were some > kind of moron. I don't think you are, so I will let you in on a secret:
> There are no permits, this idea is not to hurt anyone, and don't get > busted. Simple in theory, simple in practice.
>

No, no, no, not the permit to be a normal person. The permit to fang it on footpaths, ride through red lights, ride the wrong way up one way streets,
make illegal turns at intersections. The permit to make all cyclists look the same in the eyes of the public. I believe the highest level permit is the one giving you the power to abuse other cyclists who dare comment on your riding style. Man those guys must be something special, like Jedi-courier Masters, and I'd sure like one of them.

RMan

From: Luther Blissett (lutherblissett20@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 22:15:48 +1000

RMan wrote:
**snip**
> Man those guys must be something special, like > Jedi-courier Masters, and I'd sure like one of them.

Don't worry RMan, keep going as you are and you soon will be. Behold the power of Spontaneous Trait Transference:

"People who allege wrongdoing against someone are usually perceived by others as being dishonest themselves" ... 'The gist of our research,' the authors said in a recent e-mail interview, 'is that when you gossip, you become associated with the characteristics you describe, ultimately leading those characteristics to be ‘transferred’ to you.'

http://www.apa.org/monitor/may98/imp.html
Here endeth the lesson.


From: webbmegan@no-spam (Megan Webb)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: 2 Jul 2003 14:15:32 -0700

Easy target for the media is true. Though, I have found that anyone riding a bicycle in the city is called a courier.

Megan
photography@no-spam (Duncan Bourne) wrote in message news:<f21235f6.0307011922.416abc11@no-spam>...

> > Well, I'd sure like to get one of those permits that they have that allows > > them to disregard road rules.
> > Is that the same one they give to taxi drivers, delivery van drivers > and jaywalkers? They all break the rules and people seem to just say > 'hey, they've got a job to do'.
> > Taxi drivers kill a bunch of people and cause a bunch of accidents > every year by doing illegal things, why not whinge about them and call > them a menace?
> > Cycle couriers are an easy target for a lazy media that panders to > people's prejudices.
> > And while we're distracted, venting our spleens at a tiny fraction of > a fraction of a percent of road users much bigger, badder crimes > continue unchallenged. Easy target I say.
> > Duncan Bourne

From: "RMan" (rdj1969@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 07:42:25 +1000

"Luther Blissett" <lutherblissett20@no-spam> wrote in message news:bduidt$aav$1@no-spam > RMan wrote:
> **snip**
> > Man those guys must be something special, like > > Jedi-courier Masters, and I'd sure like one of them.
>
> Don't worry RMan, keep going as you are and you soon will be. Behold the > power of Spontaneous Trait Transference:
>
> "People who allege wrongdoing against someone are usually perceived by > others as being dishonest themselves" ... 'The gist of our research,'
> the authors said in a recent e-mail interview, 'is that when you gossip,
> you become associated with the characteristics you describe, ultimately > leading those characteristics to be ‘transferred’ to you.'
>
> http://www.apa.org/monitor/may98/imp.html >
> Here endeth the lesson.
>

Thank you oh wise one. I will now practise the raising of my MTB out of the swamp of the Yarra River, using nothing but the force, I mean forks..........


From: Luther Blissett (lutherblissett20@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Putting a break on careering couriers - summary executions?
Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 08:13:36 +1000

RMan wrote:

**snip**
> Thank you oh wise one. I will now practise the raising of my MTB out of > the swamp of the Yarra River, using nothing but the force, I mean > forks..........

Oh, you're from Melbourne? That makes sense then, there is no law and order in Victoria, it appears to be a state of murderous chaos. Melbourne cycles couriers are the lowest of the low, and do set a bad example for all other cyclists. Sydney couriers are quite the opposite .. they are professional, courteous, clean shaven and drug free. The companies pay them well, but even this does not compare to the love, respect and gratitude they receive from an appreciative public.
Just the other day I was riding the wrong way up Castlereagh St and a young policeman waved at me. Even though I was busy (sandwich in one hand, coke in the other), I took the time to wave back, to not do so would be rude. The poor fellow was so flattered by my acknowledgement him that he immediately got on his radio and told his friends. It's hard slog being at the top, but sometimes you just have to take the time to be nice to the little people.

- LB