On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 06:42:20 +1000, Serialpest <commodores@no-spam> wrote:
> These cyclists are scum of the earth. They pay no registration, cycle
> arrogantly through red lights and try to injure pedestrians on
> footpaths. When they are stuck behind me at traffic lights, I slip it
> into neutral and rev the engine. Even more annoying is when they pull up
> at traffic lights and hold onto your car when stopped. That's when I
> give the accelerator a quick jab and they fall over, then I slip it into
> neutral and let my foot off the brake - don't worry - your car won't
> roll back, for long anyway.
>
> As retribution I have installed a spikestrip on the footpath outside
> my house and cunningly painted it cement colour. I urge everyone else to
> do the same. Harmless to pedestrians with shoes it forces cyclists back
> on road where they belong - in front of a semi-trailer.
> Next time you're hiring a car, try parking on the side of a busy road
> (cyclists are attracted to these). When you see one comming along open
> the door. Don't worry - Insurance in the hire charge will cover any
> damage to the car. Then the bastard will understand how unsafe bicycles
> are.
>
> Another hate of mine is the bicycle lane - Space taken from already
> narrow car lanes to try to allow these parasites to cycle in harmany
> with us. Next time you've done an oil change on your car, don't pour the
> oil into the bin - recycle it. A small puddle on your local bicycle
> lane, preferably on a corner will do the trick and force them off the
> road for a few months. After they've waken up from the coma, they'll
> have forgotten how to ride. Together we can all help fight this road
> menace
Hmmmm, how to win friends and influence others.