AUS BICYCLE 33 RE HOW TO PISS CYCLISTS OFF

AUS BICYCLE 33 RE HOW TO PISS CYCLISTS OFF

From: "Oz Cyclist" (ozvelocipede@no-spam)

Subject: Re: How to piss cyclists off

Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:49:27 +0800

DON'T FEED THE TROLL!

"A bit more than" <tipsy@no-spam> wrote in message news:rbvsfv8up0bv2j4jtv4mlfveb040uvdsuo@no-spam > On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 06:42:20 +1000, Serialpest <commodores@no-spam>
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> > These cyclists are scum of the earth. They pay no registration, cycle > > arrogantly through red lights and try to injure pedestrians on > > footpaths. When they are stuck behind me at traffic lights, I slip it > > into neutral and rev the engine. Even more annoying is when they pull up > > at traffic lights and hold onto your car when stopped. That's when I > > give the accelerator a quick jab and they fall over, then I slip it into > > neutral and let my foot off the brake - don't worry - your car won't > > roll back, for long anyway.
> >
> > As retribution I have installed a spikestrip on the footpath outside > > my house and cunningly painted it cement colour. I urge everyone else to > > do the same. Harmless to pedestrians with shoes it forces cyclists back > > on road where they belong - in front of a semi-trailer.
> > Next time you're hiring a car, try parking on the side of a busy road > > (cyclists are attracted to these). When you see one comming along open > > the door. Don't worry - Insurance in the hire charge will cover any > > damage to the car. Then the bastard will understand how unsafe bicycles > > are.
> >
> > Another hate of mine is the bicycle lane - Space taken from already > > narrow car lanes to try to allow these parasites to cycle in harmany > > with us. Next time you've done an oil change on your car, don't pour the > > oil into the bin - recycle it. A small puddle on your local bicycle > > lane, preferably on a corner will do the trick and force them off the > > road for a few months. After they've waken up from the coma, they'll > > have forgotten how to ride. Together we can all help fight this road > > menace >

From: "Paulus" (paulus@no-spam)

Subject: Re: How to piss cyclists off

Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 23:32:34 +1000

May the person who wrote this have his dog die and his precious car repossessed.

"Graeme Grundill" <pogmahon@no-spam> wrote in message news:3F036677.30409@no-spam > I CONCUR!
>
> Oz Cyclist wrote:
> > DON'T FEED THE TROLL!
> >
> >
> > "A bit more than" <tipsy@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:rbvsfv8up0bv2j4jtv4mlfveb040uvdsuo@no-spam > >
> >>On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 06:42:20 +1000, Serialpest <commodores@no-spam>
> >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>> These cyclists are scum of the earth. They pay no registration,
cycle > >>>arrogantly through red lights and try to injure pedestrians on > >>>footpaths. When they are stuck behind me at traffic lights, I slip it > >>>into neutral and rev the engine. Even more annoying is when they pull up > >>>at traffic lights and hold onto your car when stopped. That's when I > >>>give the accelerator a quick jab and they fall over, then I slip it into > >>>neutral and let my foot off the brake - don't worry - your car won't > >>>roll back, for long anyway.
> >>>
> >>> As retribution I have installed a spikestrip on the footpath outside > >>>my house and cunningly painted it cement colour. I urge everyone else to > >>>do the same. Harmless to pedestrians with shoes it forces cyclists back > >>>on road where they belong - in front of a semi-trailer.
> >>>Next time you're hiring a car, try parking on the side of a busy road > >>>(cyclists are attracted to these). When you see one comming along open > >>>the door. Don't worry - Insurance in the hire charge will cover any > >>>damage to the car. Then the bastard will understand how unsafe bicycles > >>>are.
> >>>
> >>> Another hate of mine is the bicycle lane - Space taken from already > >>>narrow car lanes to try to allow these parasites to cycle in harmany > >>>with us. Next time you've done an oil change on your car, don't pour the > >>>oil into the bin - recycle it. A small puddle on your local bicycle > >>>lane, preferably on a corner will do the trick and force them off the > >>>road for a few months. After they've waken up from the coma, they'll > >>>have forgotten how to ride. Together we can all help fight this road > >>>menace > >>
> >
> >
> >
>

Date: Sat, 05 Jul 2003 15:57:53 +1000

From: Ray Peace (ferret@no-spam)

Subject: Re: How to piss cyclists off

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Who is this shithead ? 
 
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<pre wrap="">May the person who wrote this have his dog die and his precious car repossessed. "Graeme Grundill" <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:pogmahon@no-spam"><pogmahon@no-spam</a> wrote in message <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="news:3F036677.30409@no-spam">news:3F036677.30409@no-spam</a>... </pre>

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<pre wrap="">DON'T FEED THE TROLL! "A bit more than" <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:tipsy@no-spam"><tipsy@no-spam</a> wrote in message <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="news:rbvsfv8up0bv2j4jtv4mlfveb040uvdsuo@no-spam">news:rbvsfv8up0bv2j4jtv4mlfveb040uvdsuo@no-spam</a>... </pre>

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<pre wrap="">On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 06:42:20 +1000, Serialpest <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:commodores@no-spam"><commodores@no-spam</a> </pre>

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<pre wrap=""> These cyclists are scum of the earth. They pay no registration, </pre>

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<pre wrap="">arrogantly through red lights and try to injure pedestrians on footpaths. When they are stuck behind me at traffic lights, I slip it into neutral and rev the engine. Even more annoying is when they pull </pre>

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<pre wrap="">at traffic lights and hold onto your car when stopped. That's when I give the accelerator a quick jab and they fall over, then I slip it </pre>

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<pre wrap="">neutral and let my foot off the brake - don't worry - your car won't roll back, for long anyway. As retribution I have installed a spikestrip on the footpath outside my house and cunningly painted it cement colour. I urge everyone else </pre>

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<pre wrap="">do the same. Harmless to pedestrians with shoes it forces cyclists back on road where they belong - in front of a semi-trailer. Next time you're hiring a car, try parking on the side of a busy road (cyclists are attracted to these). When you see one comming along open the door. Don't worry - Insurance in the hire charge will cover any damage to the car. Then the bastard will understand how unsafe bicycles are. Another hate of mine is the bicycle lane - Space taken from already narrow car lanes to try to allow these parasites to cycle in harmany with us. Next time you've done an oil change on your car, don't pour </pre>

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<pre wrap="">oil into the bin - recycle it. A small puddle on your local bicycle lane, preferably on a corner will do the trick and force them off the road for a few months. After they've waken up from the coma, they'll have forgotten how to ride. Together we can all help fight this road menace </pre>

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From: "Paulus" (paulus@no-spam)

Subject: Re: How to piss cyclists off

Date: Sun, 6 Jul 2003 10:25:44 +1000

I suggest you look in the mirror and you will see.

"Ray Peace" <ferret@no-spam> wrote in message =
news:3F0668E1.6000407@no-spam Who is this shithead ?=20

Paulus wrote:

May the person who wrote this have his dog die and his precious =
carrepossessed."Graeme Grundill" <pogmahon@no-spam> wrote in =
messagenews:3F036677.30409@no-spam CONCUR!Oz Cyclist =
wrote:DON'T FEED THE TROLL!"A bit more than" <tipsy@no-spam> =
wrote in messagenews:rbvsfv8up0bv2j4jtv4mlfveb040uvdsuo@no-spam =
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 06:42:20 +1000, Serialpest <commodores@no-spam>wrote: =
These cyclists are scum of the earth. They pay no =
registration,cyclearrogantly through red lights and try to injure =
pedestrians onfootpaths. When they are stuck behind me at traffic =
lights, I slip itinto neutral and rev the engine. Even more annoying is =
when they pullupat traffic lights and hold onto your car when stopped. =
That's when Igive the accelerator a quick jab and they fall over, then I =
slip itintoneutral and let my foot off the brake - don't worry - your =
car won'troll back, for long anyway. As retribution I have installed a =
spikestrip on the footpath outsidemy house and cunningly painted it =
cement colour. I urge everyone elsetodo the same. Harmless to =
pedestrians with shoes it forces cyclists backon road where they belong =
- in front of a semi-trailer.Next time you're hiring a car, try parking =
on the side of a busy road(cyclists are attracted to these). When you =
see one comming along openthe door. Don't worry - Insurance in the hire =
charge will cover anydamage to the car. Then the bastard will understand =
how unsafe bicyclesare. Another hate of mine is the bicycle lane - =
Space taken from alreadynarrow car lanes to try to allow these parasites =
to cycle in harmanywith us. Next time you've done an oil change on your =
car, don't pourtheoil into the bin - recycle it. A small puddle on your =
local bicyclelane, preferably on a corner will do the trick and force =
them off theroad for a few months. After they've waken up from the coma, =
they'llhave forgotten how to ride. Together we can all help fight this =
roadmenace
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<BLOCKQUOTE type=3D"cite"><PRE wrap=3D"">arrogantly through =
red lights and try to injure pedestrians on footpaths. When they are =
stuck behind me at traffic lights, I slip it into neutral and rev the =
engine. Even more annoying is when they =
pull </PRE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE><PRE =
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<BLOCKQUOTE type=3D"cite"><PRE wrap=3D"">at traffic lights and =
hold onto your car when stopped. That's when I give the accelerator a =
quick jab and they fall over, then I slip =
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wrap=3D"">into </PRE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE type=3D"cite"><PRE wrap=3D"">neutral and let my =
foot off the brake - don't worry - your car won't roll back, for long =
anyway. As retribution I have installed a spikestrip on the =
footpath outside my house and cunningly painted it cement colour. I =
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<BLOCKQUOTE type=3D"cite"><PRE wrap=3D"">do the same. Harmless =
to pedestrians with shoes it forces cyclists back on road where they =
belong - in front of a semi-trailer. Next time you're hiring a car, =
try parking on the side of a busy road (cyclists are attracted to =
these). When you see one comming along open the door. Don't worry - =
Insurance in the hire charge will cover any damage to the car. Then =
the bastard will understand how unsafe bicycles are. Another =
hate of mine is the bicycle lane - Space taken from already narrow =
car lanes to try to allow these parasites to cycle in harmany with =
us. Next time you've done an oil change on your car, don't =
pour </PRE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE><PRE =
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<BLOCKQUOTE type=3D"cite"><PRE wrap=3D"">oil into the bin - =
recycle it. A small puddle on your local bicycle lane, preferably on =
a corner will do the trick and force them off the road for a few =
months. After they've waken up from the coma, they'll have forgotten =
how to ride. Together we can all help fight this =
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