On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 13:19:21 -0700, "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam>
wrote:
>My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
>private lake shared with about 100 homes, nearly all with swimming pools,
>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height
But does he do windows?
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"Angkor" <void@no-spam> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 13:19:21 -0700, "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam>
> wrote:
>
> >My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
> >private lake shared with about 100 homes, nearly all with swimming pools,
> >some with yards entirely screened in at roof height
>
> But does he do windows?
Can you afford his $35/hr?
On 26 Jun 2003, sinister_prog@no-spam (Ed Down@no-spam tapped
on a keyboard and the electrons formed this:
> Homeless people on the streets of London earn more money than
> that. He should come here, he can improve his lifestyle and earn
> more by simply holding a cardboard sign.
Stay down-at-the-bub becasue the rest of the world is too difficult
for you to understand.
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"Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message
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> "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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> > "Angkor" <void@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:1feae75b3061631f6a5101693d224a2d@no-spam
> > > On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 13:19:21 -0700, "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
> > > >private lake shared with about 100 homes, nearly all with swimming
pools,
> > > >some with yards entirely screened in at roof height
> > >
> > > But does he do windows?
> >
> > Can you afford his $35/hr?
>
> Homeless people on the streets of London earn more money than that. He
> should come here, he can improve his lifestyle and earn more by simply
> holding a cardboard sign.
>
Why do you have homeless on the streets of London? Nick's told us you all
own your own homes. Which of you is lying? This time, I mean....
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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> Which of you is lying? This time, I mean....
Given your record; you are in no position to call someone else a liar,
Hammond.
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> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:5RKKa.14014$C83.1336611@no-spam
> >
> > Which of you is lying? This time, I mean....
>
> Given your record; you are in no position to call someone else a liar,
> Hammond.
You lay down SUCH withering fire....
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> "Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:23aa1f91.0306261246.6598e12d@no-spam
> > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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> > > "Angkor" <void@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > news:1feae75b3061631f6a5101693d224a2d@no-spam
> > > > On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 13:19:21 -0700, "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam>
> > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
> > > > >private lake shared with about 100 homes, nearly all with swimming
> pools,
> > > > >some with yards entirely screened in at roof height
> > > >
> > > > But does he do windows?
> > >
> > > Can you afford his $35/hr?
> >
> > Homeless people on the streets of London earn more money than that. He
> > should come here, he can improve his lifestyle and earn more by simply
> > holding a cardboard sign.
> >
>
> Why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
They are all ellegible for accomodation & housing projects.
> Nick's told us you all own your own homes. Which of you is lying? This time, I mean....
You accuse others of lying, Seeth?
Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 07:24:43 GMT
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 06:15:47 -0700, "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam>
wrote:
>
>"Angkor" <void@no-spam> wrote in message
>news:054ff2e2250c8717274b958a6208c1a9@no-spam
>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 12:45:47 -0700, "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > You how the engles fuck up all spellings and
>> >prounuciations, I think it's funny
>
>> Yeah, you would...
>
>Anger reminds me of a hyena or jackal, moving in after the king of the
>jungle has prey down....
Shalom Phuxstein, you funny old thing. Enjoy your sabbath, you never
know when it's going to be your last.
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> "photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message
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> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:5RKKa.14014$C83.1336611@no-spam
> > >
> > > Which of you is lying? This time, I mean....
> >
> > Given your record; you are in no position to call someone else a liar,
> > Hammond.
>
> You lay down SUCH withering fire....
ROTFLMAO. I can tell from your increasingly desperate responses that the
fire is hot and you are burnt badly, Hammond..
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > You accuse others of lying, Seeth?
>
> But why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
They're performance artists pretending to be homeless, Les.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > You accuse others of lying, Seeth?
> >
> > But why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
>
> They're performance artists pretending to be homeless, Les.
Wait, wait , wait - you've whined at us for having street people, and now
you joke about having your own? What's wrong with this picture?
Why do you have homeless on the streets of London? You have the biggest
welfare system in the 3rd world, so why the homeless on the streets of
London?
>
>
>
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > But why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
> >
> > They're performance artists pretending to be homeless, Les.
>
> Wait, wait , wait - you've whined at us for having street people, and now
> you joke about having your own? What's wrong with this picture?
Should we force them off the streets, they're only there because they want
to be.
> Why do you have homeless on the streets of London? You have the biggest
> welfare system in the 3rd world, so why the homeless on the streets of
> London?
Personal freedom.
> > > > > Homeless people on the streets of London earn more money than
that. He
> > > > > should come here, he can improve his lifestyle and earn more by
simply
> > > > > holding a cardboard sign.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
> > >
> > > They are all ellegible for accomodation & housing projects.
> > >
> > > > Nick's told us you all own your own homes. Which of you is lying?
This
> > time, I mean....
> > >
> > > You accuse others of lying, Seeth?
> >
> > But why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
>
> Some of them choose to live their voluntarily.
And the others?
In a so-called socialist 'paradise', why aren't they given old public
buildings, etc as you've done for others? Have you run out of space?
>
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > > > Nick's told us you all own your own homes. Which of you is lying?
> This
> > > time, I mean....
> > > >
> > > > You accuse others of lying, Seeth?
> > >
> > > But why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
> >
> > Some of them choose to live their voluntarily.
>
> And the others?
Those are American tourists.
> In a so-called socialist 'paradise', why aren't they given old public
> buildings, etc as you've done for others?
Should we force them off the streets?
> Have you run out of space?
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > > > Nick's told us you all own your own homes. Which of you is
lying?
> > This
> > > > time, I mean....
> > > > >
> > > > > You accuse others of lying, Seeth?
> > > >
> > > > But why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
> > >
> > > Some of them choose to live their voluntarily.
> >
> > And the others?
>
> Those are American tourists.
>
> > In a so-called socialist 'paradise', why aren't they given old public
> > buildings, etc as you've done for others?
>
> Should we force them off the streets?
Isn't that what you said we should do?
>
> > Have you run out of space?
Evidently so. Do you have an extra bedroom or two?
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > When did I say that?
>
> DYOFDW, I ain't yer journalist.
Then stop moaning then.
> > > > > Have you run out of space?
> > >
> > > Evidently so. Do you have an extra bedroom or two?
> >
> > You can sleep in the shed.
>
> If made of wood, it'll be more comfy than yer rock pile, innit?
It's built better than your double wide.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > > Some of them choose to live their voluntarily.
> > > >
> > > > And the others?
> > >
> > > Those are American tourists.
> > >
> > > > In a so-called socialist 'paradise', why aren't they given old
public
> > > > buildings, etc as you've done for others?
> > >
> > > Should we force them off the streets?
> >
> > Isn't that what you said we should do?
>
> When did I say that?
DYOFDW, I ain't yer journalist.
>
> > > > Have you run out of space?
> >
> > Evidently so. Do you have an extra bedroom or two?
>
> You can sleep in the shed.
If made of wood, it'll be more comfy than yer rock pile, innit?
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > When did I say that?
> >
> > DYOFDW, I ain't yer journalist.
>
> Then stop moaning then.
Because you wish you hadn't said all you said? How does that work?
>
> > > > > > Have you run out of space?
> > > >
> > > > Evidently so. Do you have an extra bedroom or two?
> > >
> > > You can sleep in the shed.
> >
> > If made of wood, it'll be more comfy than yer rock pile, innit?
>
> It's built better than your double wide.
Still as bone-ignorant as ever about modern construction, innit....
Your sentence is to continue living there in cold and damp squalor, you poor
fucker you....
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > > When did I say that?
> > >
> > > DYOFDW, I ain't yer journalist.
> >
> > Then stop moaning then.
>
> Because you wish you hadn't said all you said?
When did I say it?
> How does that work?
>
> >
> > > > > > > Have you run out of space?
> > > > >
> > > > > Evidently so. Do you have an extra bedroom or two?
> > > >
> > > > You can sleep in the shed.
> > >
> > > If made of wood, it'll be more comfy than yer rock pile, innit?
> >
> > It's built better than your double wide.
>
> Still as bone-ignorant as ever about modern construction, innit....
See the three little pigs for details.
> Your sentence is to continue living there in cold and damp squalor, you
poor
> fucker you....
You're just envious.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:<77hLa.68922$Io.6460707@no-spam>...
> > > > > > Homeless people on the streets of London earn more money than
> that. He
> > > > > > should come here, he can improve his lifestyle and earn more by
> simply
> > > > > > holding a cardboard sign.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
> > > >
> > > > They are all ellegible for accomodation & housing projects.
> > > >
> > > > > Nick's told us you all own your own homes. Which of you is lying?
> This
> time, I mean....
> > > >
> > > > You accuse others of lying, Seeth?
> > >
> > > But why do you have homeless on the streets of London?
> >
> > Some of them choose to live their voluntarily.
>
> And the others?
>
> In a so-called socialist 'paradise', why aren't they given old public
> buildings, etc as you've done for others? Have you run out of space?
>
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3042389.stm
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you ever
done
> anything decent without our first showing you the way?
We invented America.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you ever
> >
> > done
> >
> >>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
> >
> >
> > We invented America.
>
> Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
You're Russian.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you ever
> done
> > anything decent without our first showing you the way?
>
> We invented America.
We hadn't noticed. A few of us came here to get away from you, just like a
few of us came from everywhere else - and keep on coming. Oh yeah, you were
a bug we had to squash, but not until the late 1770s - and again in the
early 1800s. That's yesterday compared to the 30,000 years some of us have
been here.
Shoo!
>
>
>
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > >>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
ever
> > >
> > > done
> > >
> > >>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
> > >
> > >
> > > We invented America.
> >
> > Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>
> You're Russian.
See Melting Pot
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
ever
> > done
> > > anything decent without our first showing you the way?
> >
> > We invented America.
>
> We hadn't noticed. A few of us came here to get away from you, just like
a
> few of us came from everywhere else - and keep on coming.
You were our reject religious fundies.
> Oh yeah, you were a bug we had to squash, but not until the late 1770s
When the French did it for you.
> - and again in the early 1800s.
Was that when we burnt down the white house?
> That's yesterday compared to the 30,000 years some of us have
> been here.
Those who survived the ethnic cleansing in the 1800s.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
>
> nick wrote:
> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> >
> >>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
ever
> >>>
> >>>done
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>We invented America.
> >>
> >>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
> >
> >
> > You're Russian.
>
> I'm...
>
> 1/4 Russian
> 1/4 Lithuanian
> 1/4 Italian
> 1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
>
> I am America and America is me.
>
> My blood is red, white, and blue.
> My beer is Bud.
> My car is a Chevy.
> My game is baseball.
> My sweet is apple pie.
> My meat is grilled.
> My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
>
> America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
> and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
>
> America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
> governor.
>
> America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
> front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
>
> America is the place where horses run free.
>
> Are you getting all of this?
There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence Day,
the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last engle/peon
leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>We invented America.
> >>
> >>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
> >
> >
> > You're Russian.
>
> I'm...
>
> 1/4 Russian
> 1/4 Lithuanian
> 1/4 Italian
> 1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
Dr Frankenstein creates his ultimate immigrant.
> I am America and America is me.
>
> My blood is red, white, and blue.
That's what all the Cheez Whiz has done to you.
> My beer is Bud.
Bad luck.
> My car is a Chevy.
Unlucky.
> My game is baseball.
A game played by school girls.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
When did you move to China?
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking,
Vietnam, Somailia, Iran...
> Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan and
Iraq, I think
> the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
Phxbrd wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam
>
>>
>>nick wrote:
>>
>>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
>>>>>
> ever
>
>>>>>done
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>We invented America.
>>>>
>>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>>>
>>>
>>>You're Russian.
>>
>>I'm...
>>
>>1/4 Russian
>>1/4 Lithuanian
>>1/4 Italian
>>1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
>>
>>I am America and America is me.
>>
>>My blood is red, white, and blue.
>>My beer is Bud.
>>My car is a Chevy.
>>My game is baseball.
>>My sweet is apple pie.
>>My meat is grilled.
>>My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
>>
>>America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
>>and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
>>
>>America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
>>governor.
>>
>>America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
>>front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
>>
>>America is the place where horses run free.
>>
>>Are you getting all of this?
>
>
> There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence Day,
> the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last engle/peon
> leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
>
> Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking, Seth, but there is
still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan and Iraq, I think
the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
--
Chris Fleitman.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
>
> Phxbrd wrote:
> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam
> >
> >>
> >>nick wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
> >>>>>
> > ever
> >
> >>>>>done
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>We invented America.
> >>>>
> >>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You're Russian.
> >>
> >>I'm...
> >>
> >>1/4 Russian
> >>1/4 Lithuanian
> >>1/4 Italian
> >>1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
> >>
> >>I am America and America is me.
> >>
> >>My blood is red, white, and blue.
> >>My beer is Bud.
> >>My car is a Chevy.
> >>My game is baseball.
> >>My sweet is apple pie.
> >>My meat is grilled.
> >>My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
> >>
> >>America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
> >>and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
> >>
> >>America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
> >>governor.
> >>
> >>America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
> >>front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> >>
> >>America is the place where horses run free.
> >>
> >>Are you getting all of this?
> >
> >
> > There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence
Day,
> > the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last engle/peon
> > leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
> >
> > Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
>
> In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking, Seth, but there is
> still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan and Iraq, I think
> the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
Where shall we go next, Israel or Ireland?
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking,
> >
> >
> > Vietnam, Somailia,
>
>
> We beat the fuck out of them.
Using the cunning brown trousered retreat style.
> >Iran...
>
> Oh yeah, the big American/Iranian war of the 20th century. The war to
> end all wars. How did it end?
Burning helicopters in a desert, and the world laughing at America.
> >>Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan
and
> >
> > Iraq, I think
> >
> >>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
> >
> >
> > Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
>
> What happened, Nick, someone broke into your house last night and stole
> your wit?
Don't cry.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
> >
> >
> > When did you move to China?
>
> They wish! After over 5000 years, they barely have indoor plumping.
They'd need extra plumbing to cope with Phuxies bullshit.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > >>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
> > >
> > >
> > > When did you move to China?
> >
> > They wish! After over 5000 years, they barely have indoor plumping.
>
> Just like many schools in the uk, as reported by the BBC....
in 1930.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking,
>
>
> Vietnam, Somailia,
We beat the fuck out of them.
>Iran...
Oh yeah, the big American/Iranian war of the 20th century. The war to
end all wars. How did it end?
>>Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan and
>
> Iraq, I think
>
>>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
>
>
> Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
What happened, Nick, someone broke into your house last night and stole
your wit?
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nick wrote:
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
>
>
> When did you move to China?
They wish! After over 5000 years, they barely have indoor plumping.
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> >>My game is baseball.
> >
> >
> > A game played by school girls.
>
> That would be soccer.
Worse. The turd refers to 'rounders', a game played by engles of all three
or four sexes. Unfortunately, it managed to 'originate' some time after our
baseball, not that I'd accuse them of plagiarism or anything. Nick knows
all this as it's been rubbed into his snout on several occasions.
Unfortunately, he's a common liar and will disavow the whole sordid mess.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> > Where shall we go next, Israel or Ireland?
>
> It's funny you asked that. I have created a new poll for tomorrow's
> Groggy Report that asked the same question. I think Israel is finally
> starting to get the message but we know better then to turn our backs to
> them - unless of course we like the feel of cold steel.
As if they'd shoot you, like they did the wounded men on the USS Liberty.
> I have already uploaded the poll so if you would like to vote, here is
> the link to my poll page.
>
> http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/page4.html
>
> --
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>
>
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > >>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
> > >
> > >
> > > When did you move to China?
> >
> > They wish! After over 5000 years, they barely have indoor plumping.
>
> They'd need extra plumbing to cope with Phuxies bullshit.
Head still ringing? Aw bwessums....
>
>
>
Phxbrd wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:3EFE1D53.2020402@no-spam
>
>>
>>Phxbrd wrote:
>>
>>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>news:3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam
>>>
>>>
>>>>nick wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
>>>>>>>
>>>ever
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>done
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>We invented America.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You're Russian.
>>>>
>>>>I'm...
>>>>
>>>>1/4 Russian
>>>>1/4 Lithuanian
>>>>1/4 Italian
>>>>1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
>>>>
>>>>I am America and America is me.
>>>>
>>>>My blood is red, white, and blue.
>>>>My beer is Bud.
>>>>My car is a Chevy.
>>>>My game is baseball.
>>>>My sweet is apple pie.
>>>>My meat is grilled.
>>>>My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
>>>>
>>>>America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
>>>>and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
>>>>
>>>>America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
>>>>governor.
>>>>
>>>>America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
>>>>front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
>>>>
>>>>America is the place where horses run free.
>>>>
>>>>Are you getting all of this?
>>>
>>>
>>>There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence
>>
> Day,
>
>>>the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last engle/peon
>>>leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
>>>
>>>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
>>
>>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking, Seth, but there is
>>still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan and Iraq, I think
>>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
>
>
> Where shall we go next, Israel or Ireland?
It's funny you asked that. I have created a new poll for tomorrow's
Groggy Report that asked the same question. I think Israel is finally
starting to get the message but we know better then to turn our backs to
them - unless of course we like the feel of cold steel.
I have already uploaded the poll so if you would like to vote, here is
the link to my poll page.
http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/page4.html
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"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > I've had Toyota's and VW's. But these days I buy American. The foreign
> > > cars don't take me any further but American parts are less expensive.
> >
> > It's probably a rebadged Vauxhall, built in Canada from Mexican parts
> > anyway.
>
> Sez the dink whose homeboy Triumph murdersickles are rebadged Kawasaki's.
Kawasaki's Bonneville replica debunks that.
> Slappity whap SELF SPANK!
> > I've had Toyota's and VW's. But these days I buy American. The foreign
> > cars don't take me any further but American parts are less expensive.
>
> It's probably a rebadged Vauxhall, built in Canada from Mexican parts
> anyway.
Sez the dink whose homeboy Triumph murdersickles are rebadged Kawasakis.
Slappity whap SPANK!
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking,
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Vietnam, Somailia,
> >>
> >>
> >>We beat the fuck out of them.
> >
> >
> > Using the cunning brown trousered retreat style.
> >
> >
> >>>Iran...
> >>
> >>Oh yeah, the big American/Iranian war of the 20th century. The war to
> >>end all wars. How did it end?
> >
> >
> > Burning helicopters in a desert,
>
> Oh, the botched rescue effort. OK, how did they beat us up?
They kept your people.
> >and the world laughing at America.
>
> What I got out of it was the world was afraid we were going to invade
them.
And crash your helicopters, and run off?
Who'd be afraid of that?
> >>>>Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan
> >>>
> > and
> >
> >>>Iraq, I think
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
> >>
> >>What happened, Nick, someone broke into your house last night and stole
> >>your wit?
> >
> >
> > Don't cry.
>
> Well, Nick, since you've lost you job at the ice cream store, its been
> hard enough to sift through the 550 daily brainless Nick posts. The
> little bit of dry wit is all we have to expect from you. Please
> apprehend that mad man!
Phuxie?
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
news:oppLa.3128$sh4.401948@no-spam
>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > >>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > When did you move to China?
> > >
> > > They wish! After over 5000 years, they barely have indoor plumping.
> >
> > Just like many schools in the uk, as reported by the BBC....
>
> in 1930.
Will you give me one hundred dollars American for every such current school
name I provide?
(Watch the little worm squirm his way out of this one to the best of his
limited ability)
{Don't laugh}
>
>
>
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking,
>>>
>>>
>>>Vietnam, Somailia,
>>
>>
>>We beat the fuck out of them.
>
>
> Using the cunning brown trousered retreat style.
>
>
>>>Iran...
>>
>>Oh yeah, the big American/Iranian war of the 20th century. The war to
>>end all wars. How did it end?
>
>
> Burning helicopters in a desert,
Oh, the botched rescue effort. OK, how did they beat us up?
>and the world laughing at America.
What I got out of it was the world was afraid we were going to invade them.
>>>>Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan
>>>
> and
>
>>>Iraq, I think
>>>
>>>
>>>>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
>>>
>>>
>>>Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
>>
>>What happened, Nick, someone broke into your house last night and stole
>>your wit?
>
>
> Don't cry.
Well, Nick, since you've lost you job at the ice cream store, its been
hard enough to sift through the 550 daily brainless Nick posts. The
little bit of dry wit is all we have to expect from you. Please
apprehend that mad man!
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
news:3EFE2317.2080400@no-spam
>
>
> Phxbrd wrote:
> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:3EFE1D53.2020402@no-spam
> >
> >>
> >>Phxbrd wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>news:3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>nick wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
> >>>>>>>
> >>>ever
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>>>done
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>We invented America.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>You're Russian.
> >>>>
> >>>>I'm...
> >>>>
> >>>>1/4 Russian
> >>>>1/4 Lithuanian
> >>>>1/4 Italian
> >>>>1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
> >>>>
> >>>>I am America and America is me.
> >>>>
> >>>>My blood is red, white, and blue.
> >>>>My beer is Bud.
> >>>>My car is a Chevy.
> >>>>My game is baseball.
> >>>>My sweet is apple pie.
> >>>>My meat is grilled.
> >>>>My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
> >>>>
> >>>>America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
> >>>>and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
> >>>>
> >>>>America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors
become
> >>>>governor.
> >>>>
> >>>>America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
> >>>>front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> >>>>
> >>>>America is the place where horses run free.
> >>>>
> >>>>Are you getting all of this?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence
> >>
> > Day,
> >
> >>>the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last engle/peon
> >>>leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
> >>>
> >>>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
> >>
> >>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking, Seth, but there is
> >>still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan and Iraq, I think
> >>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
> >
> >
> > Where shall we go next, Israel or Ireland?
>
> It's funny you asked that. I have created a new poll for tomorrow's
> Groggy Report that asked the same question. I think Israel is finally
> starting to get the message but we know better then to turn our backs to
> them - unless of course we like the feel of cold steel.
>
> I have already uploaded the poll so if you would like to vote, here is
> the link to my poll page.
>
> http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/page4.html
>
> --
> Chris Fleitman.
Perhaps not surprising, the vote remains unanimous.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>Where shall we go next, Israel or Ireland?
>>
>>It's funny you asked that. I have created a new poll for tomorrow's
>>Groggy Report that asked the same question. I think Israel is finally
>>starting to get the message but we know better then to turn our backs to
>>them - unless of course we like the feel of cold steel.
>
>
> As if they'd shoot you, like they did the wounded men on the USS Liberty.
I don't think they would do something like that.
>>I have already uploaded the poll so if you would like to vote, here is
>>the link to my poll page.
>>
>>http://www.geocities.com/libassbug/page4.html
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"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
>
> Perhaps not surprising, the vote remains unanimous.
All the votes are in and counted. You are unanimously elected the most
pathetic dickhead in the USA, Hammond. You must be so proud.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > >>>>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking,
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>Vietnam, Somailia,
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>We beat the fuck out of them.
> > >
> > >
> > > Using the cunning brown trousered retreat style.
> > >
> > >
> > >>>Iran...
> > >>
> > >>Oh yeah, the big American/Iranian war of the 20th century. The war to
> > >>end all wars. How did it end?
> > >
> > >
> > > Burning helicopters in a desert,
> >
> > Oh, the botched rescue effort. OK, how did they beat us up?
>
> They kept your people.
>
> > >and the world laughing at America.
> >
> > What I got out of it was the world was afraid we were going to invade
> them.
>
> And crash your helicopters, and run off?
>
> Who'd be afraid of that?
>
> > >>>>Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After
Afghanistan
> > >>>
> > > and
> > >
> > >>>Iraq, I think
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
> > >>
> > >>What happened, Nick, someone broke into your house last night and
stole
> > >>your wit?
> > >
> > >
> > > Don't cry.
> >
> > Well, Nick, since you've lost you job at the ice cream store, its been
> > hard enough to sift through the 550 daily brainless Nick posts. The
> > little bit of dry wit is all we have to expect from you. Please
> > apprehend that mad man!
>
> Phuxie?
I'm the center of yer universe.
If it weren't for my dedication and effort you'd still be as dumb as
phoghat.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking,
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Vietnam, Somailia,
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>We beat the fuck out of them.
>>>
>>>
>>>Using the cunning brown trousered retreat style.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Iran...
>>>>
>>>>Oh yeah, the big American/Iranian war of the 20th century. The war to
>>>>end all wars. How did it end?
>>>
>>>
>>>Burning helicopters in a desert,
>>
>>Oh, the botched rescue effort. OK, how did they beat us up?
>
>
> They kept your people.
They were trying to be good hosts.
>> >and the world laughing at America.
>>
>>What I got out of it was the world was afraid we were going to invade
>
> them.
>
> And crash your helicopters, and run off?
>
> Who'd be afraid of that?
People under flying helicopters.
>>>>>>Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan
>>>>>
>>>and
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Iraq, I think
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
>>>>
>>>>What happened, Nick, someone broke into your house last night and stole
>>>>your wit?
>>>
>>>
>>>Don't cry.
>>
>>Well, Nick, since you've lost you job at the ice cream store, its been
>>hard enough to sift through the 550 daily brainless Nick posts. The
>>little bit of dry wit is all we have to expect from you. Please
>>apprehend that mad man!
>
>
> Phuxie?
Sorry, Nick, this is a task you're gonna have to do alone.
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"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:zHpLa.3167$sh4.402517@no-spam
> >
> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> > > >>>>In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking,
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Vietnam, Somailia,
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>We beat the fuck out of them.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Using the cunning brown trousered retreat style.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>Iran...
> > > >>
> > > >>Oh yeah, the big American/Iranian war of the 20th century. The war
to
> > > >>end all wars. How did it end?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Burning helicopters in a desert,
> > >
> > > Oh, the botched rescue effort. OK, how did they beat us up?
> >
> > They kept your people.
> >
> > > >and the world laughing at America.
> > >
> > > What I got out of it was the world was afraid we were going to invade
> > them.
> >
> > And crash your helicopters, and run off?
> >
> > Who'd be afraid of that?
> >
> > > >>>>Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After
> Afghanistan
> > > >>>
> > > > and
> > > >
> > > >>>Iraq, I think
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
> > > >>
> > > >>What happened, Nick, someone broke into your house last night and
> stole
> > > >>your wit?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Don't cry.
> > >
> > > Well, Nick, since you've lost you job at the ice cream store, its been
> > > hard enough to sift through the 550 daily brainless Nick posts. The
> > > little bit of dry wit is all we have to expect from you. Please
> > > apprehend that mad man!
> >
> > Phuxie?
>
> I'm the center of yer universe.
>
You are letting the side effects of the Liptor get the better of you again,
Hammond.
> If it weren't for my dedication and effort you'd still be as dumb as
> phoghat.
It must really get to you that I best you on every occassion. You run away,
like the coward you are, when confronted with your lies. You are nothing but
scum, Hammond.
nick wrote:
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>
>>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
>>>
> ever
>
>>>done
>>>
>>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
>>>
>>>We invented America.
>>
>>We hadn't noticed. A few of us came here to get away from you, just like
>
> a
>
>>few of us came from everywhere else - and keep on coming.
>
>
> You were our reject religious fundies.
>
>
>> Oh yeah, you were a bug we had to squash, but not until the late 1770s
>
>
> When the French did it for you.
Yeah right. Do you know how you guys always say we were late? Well, the
French really were. So late in fact, you didn't fight them until you
were already leaving.
>>- and again in the early 1800s.
>
>
> Was that when we burnt down the white house?
It needed remodeling anyway.
>>That's yesterday compared to the 30,000 years some of us have
>>been here.
>
>
> Those who survived the ethnic cleansing in the 1800s.
>
>
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"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> You lot are some filthy fuckers, and that's no lie....
You really are a pathetic old fuck, Hammond.
"photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:OcqLa.69727$Io.6527856@no-spam
> >
> > You lot are some filthy fuckers, and that's no lie....
>
> You really are a pathetic old fuck, Hammond.
I rest my case.
Chris Fleitman <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message news:<3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam>...
> nick wrote:
> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> >
> >>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you ever
> >>>
> >>>done
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>We invented America.
> >>
> >>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
> >
> >
> > You're Russian.
>
> I'm...
>
> 1/4 Russian
> 1/4 Lithuanian
> 1/4 Italian
> 1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
Is your mum Sable?
>
> I am America and America is me.
>
> My blood is red, white, and blue.
Blue? Are you part Vulcan too?
> My beer is Bud.
Try Perrier instead. It's slightly more tasteful and alcoholic.
> My car is a Chevy.
I bet all the tools to repair it ain't American.
> My game is baseball.
It's my 5 year old neice's game.
> My sweet is apple pie.
Extra cheez-whiz with that?
> My meat is grilled.
Ouch.
> My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
I've had them too. They are quite nice...
>
> America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
> and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
Someone's mugged Eminem?
>
> America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
> governor.
Even dead people, according to the most recent elections.
>
> America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
> front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
>
> America is the place where horses run free.
Horses are not native to America.
>
> Are you getting all of this?
I couldn't care less.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:bdlb6r$ehp$1@no-spam
> >
> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:OcqLa.69727$Io.6527856@no-spam
> > >
> > > You lot are some filthy fuckers, and that's no lie....
> >
> > You really are a pathetic old fuck, Hammond.
>
> I rest my case.
ROTFLMAO. Hammond, you are an old fraud. I know that I am asking a lot of
you but I do suggest that you think before you post I accept your
capitulation and the terms will follow.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > > > I've had Toyota's and VW's. But these days I buy American. The
> foreign
> > > > > cars don't take me any further but American parts are less
> expensive.
> > > >
> > > > It's probably a rebadged Vauxhall, built in Canada from Mexican
parts
> > > > anyway.
> > >
> > > Sez the dink whose homeboy Triumph murdersickles are rebadged
> Kawasaki's.
> >
> > Kawasaki's Bonneville replica debunks that.
> >
> > > Slappity whap SELF SPANK!
>
> Not even. It still says 'Kawasaki' on the Bonny replica. The 4-banger
> trump says only TRIUMPH on the side of the repainted Kawasaki.
Repainted Triumph, I think not.
> Can you beat it?
How about making the same inferior v twin for 50 years?
> You lot are some filthy fuckers, and that's no lie....
See Harley owners.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>We invented America.
> >>
> >>We hadn't noticed. A few of us came here to get away from you, just
like
> >
> > a
> >
> >>few of us came from everywhere else - and keep on coming.
> >
> >
> > You were our reject religious fundies.
> >
> >
> >> Oh yeah, you were a bug we had to squash, but not until the late 1770s
> >
> >
> > When the French did it for you.
>
> Yeah right. Do you know how you guys always say we were late? Well, the
> French really were. So late in fact, you didn't fight them until you
> were already leaving.
We just abandoned the tax evaders and moved to our vast country to the
north.
> >>- and again in the early 1800s.
> >
> >
> > Was that when we burnt down the white house?
>
> It needed remodeling anyway.
You shouldn't have messed with the single superpower.
> >>That's yesterday compared to the 30,000 years some of us have
> >>been here.
> >
> >
> > Those who survived the ethnic cleansing in the 1800s.
> >
> >
>
>
> --
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"Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message
> > America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
> > front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
>
> Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
They're too busy attacking Sikhs.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>We invented America.
>>>>
>>>>We hadn't noticed. A few of us came here to get away from you, just
>>>
> like
>
>>>a
>>>
>>>
>>>>few of us came from everywhere else - and keep on coming.
>>>
>>>
>>>You were our reject religious fundies.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Oh yeah, you were a bug we had to squash, but not until the late 1770s
>>>
>>>
>>>When the French did it for you.
>>
>>Yeah right. Do you know how you guys always say we were late? Well, the
>>French really were. So late in fact, you didn't fight them until you
>>were already leaving.
>
>
> We just abandoned the tax evaders and moved to our vast country to the
> north.
Yeah, and you fucked them too - The Brits moved to the Americas to get a
way from the French and look what you're done!
>>>>- and again in the early 1800s.
>>>
>>>
>>>Was that when we burnt down the white house?
>>
>>It needed remodeling anyway.
>
>
> You shouldn't have messed with the single superpower.
Spain had nothing to do with it.
>>>>That's yesterday compared to the 30,000 years some of us have
>>>>been here.
>>>
>>>
>>>Those who survived the ethnic cleansing in the 1800s.
They were dirty from the millions of graves they dug from your blanket
party.
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nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>Vietnam, Somailia,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>We beat the fuck out of them.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Using the cunning brown trousered retreat style.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Iran...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh yeah, the big American/Iranian war of the 20th century. The war to
>>>>>>end all wars. How did it end?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Burning helicopters in a desert,
>>>>
>>>>Oh, the botched rescue effort. OK, how did they beat us up?
>>>
>>>
>>>They kept your people.
>>
>>They were trying to be good hosts.
>
>
> Is that your excuse for gitmo?
Well, they're eating better, they're clean, the sleep in the beautiful
tropical fresh air, and they got scenic views. What more could they want?
>>>>>and the world laughing at America.
>>>>
>>>>What I got out of it was the world was afraid we were going to invade
>>>
>>>them.
>>>
>>>And crash your helicopters, and run off?
>>>
>>>Who'd be afraid of that?
>>
>>People under flying helicopters.
>
>
> Fair point.
>
>
>>>>>>>>Seth, but there is still a lot of ass kicking to do. After
>>>>>>>
> Afghanistan
>
>>>>>and
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Iraq, I think
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Best keep away from tall buildings if I were you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What happened, Nick, someone broke into your house last night and
>>>>>
> stole
>
>>>>>>your wit?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't cry.
>>>>
>>>>Well, Nick, since you've lost you job at the ice cream store, its been
>>>>hard enough to sift through the 550 daily brainless Nick posts. The
>>>>little bit of dry wit is all we have to expect from you. Please
>>>>apprehend that mad man!
>>>
>>>
>>>Phuxie?
>>
>>Sorry, Nick, this is a task you're gonna have to do alone.
>
>
> Which mad man are you after?
I don't know - they keep getting away!
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Ed Down@no-spam wrote:
> Chris Fleitman <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message news:<3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam>...
>
>>nick wrote:
>>
>>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you ever
>>>>>
>>>>>done
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>We invented America.
>>>>
>>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>>>
>>>
>>>You're Russian.
>>
>>I'm...
>>
>>1/4 Russian
>>1/4 Lithuanian
>>1/4 Italian
>>1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
>
>
> Is your mum Sable?
I hear she's a great cook.
>>I am America and America is me.
>>
>>My blood is red, white, and blue.
>
>
> Blue? Are you part Vulcan too?
From the waist down.
>>My beer is Bud.
>
>
> Try Perrier instead. It's slightly more tasteful and alcoholic.
I don't drink French water - look what it did to them!
>>My car is a Chevy.
>
>
> I bet all the tools to repair it ain't American.
I was pissed yesterday when I was under the Buick changing the oil, and
oil plug was NOT metric. I had to crawl out, go back in to the shed and
hunt down a long buried 9/16th socket. When it comes to tool sizes,
Metric is the best way to go.
>>My game is baseball.
>
>
> It's my 5 year old neice's game.
Good, there is hope for you people.
>>My sweet is apple pie.
>
>
> Extra cheez-whiz with that?
Nah, I like it warmed up, then topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
>>My meat is grilled.
>
>
> Ouch.
>
>
>>My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
>
>
> I've had them too. They are quite nice...
>
>
>>America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
>>and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
>
>
> Someone's mugged Eminem?
He grew up in Detroit - he does all his own muggings.
>>America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
>>governor.
>
>
> Even dead people, according to the most recent elections.
The dead guy was the best candidate for the job.
>>America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
>>front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
>
>
> Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
He had his peddler listens.
>>America is the place where horses run free.
>
>
> Horses are not native to America.
And they are running free in America - just like those rabbits you
released here!
>>Are you getting all of this?
>
>
> I couldn't care less.
But you did respond.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>They were trying to be good hosts.
> >
> >
> > Is that your excuse for gitmo?
>
> Well, they're eating better, they're clean, the sleep in the beautiful
> tropical fresh air, and they got scenic views. What more could they want?
Justice?
> > Which mad man are you after?
>
> I don't know - they keep getting away!
I'm sure you'll end up with the man of your dreams one day.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>They were trying to be good hosts.
>>>
>>>
>>>Is that your excuse for gitmo?
>>
>>Well, they're eating better, they're clean, the sleep in the beautiful
>>tropical fresh air, and they got scenic views. What more could they want?
>
>
> Justice?
They are getting everything they deserve.
>>>Which mad man are you after?
>>
>>I don't know - they keep getting away!
>
>
> I'm sure you'll end up with the man of your dreams one day.
I'm a straight man, Nick, so maybe you should go back to Angkor. He's
been a tad extra frisky lately.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>Yeah right. Do you know how you guys always say we were late? Well, the
> >>French really were. So late in fact, you didn't fight them until you
> >>were already leaving.
> >
> >
> > We just abandoned the tax evaders and moved to our vast country to the
> > north.
>
> Yeah, and you fucked them too - The Brits moved to the Americas to get a
> way from the French and look what you're done!
We like the French.
> >>>>- and again in the early 1800s.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Was that when we burnt down the white house?
> >>
> >>It needed remodeling anyway.
> >
> >
> > You shouldn't have messed with the single superpower.
>
> Spain had nothing to do with it.
Of course it didn't, we were the single superpower.
> >>>>That's yesterday compared to the 30,000 years some of us have
> >>>>been here.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Those who survived the ethnic cleansing in the 1800s.
>
> They were dirty from the millions of graves they dug from your blanket
> party.
Which killed how many?
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>They were trying to be good hosts.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Is that your excuse for gitmo?
> >>
> >>Well, they're eating better, they're clean, the sleep in the beautiful
> >>tropical fresh air, and they got scenic views. What more could they
want?
> >
> >
> > Justice?
>
> They are getting everything they deserve.
Except the Geneva Convention.
> >>>Which mad man are you after?
> >>
> >>I don't know - they keep getting away!
> >
> >
> > I'm sure you'll end up with the man of your dreams one day.
>
> I'm a straight man, Nick, so maybe you should go back to Angkor. He's
> been a tad extra frisky lately.
Go get him for yourself before he gets away.
> > Which mad man are you after?
>
> I don't know - they keep getting away!
If nick weren't mad he'd know.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > Which mad man are you after?
> >
> > I don't know - they keep getting away!
>
> If nick weren't mad he'd know.
It's never occurred to you that were normal and your mad?
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > > > I've had Toyota's and VW's. But these days I buy American. The
> > foreign
> > > > > > cars don't take me any further but American parts are less
> > expensive.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's probably a rebadged Vauxhall, built in Canada from Mexican
> parts
> > > > > anyway.
> > > >
> > > > Sez the dink whose homeboy Triumph murdersickles are rebadged
> > Kawasaki's.
> > >
> > > Kawasaki's Bonneville replica debunks that.
> > >
> > > > Slappity whap SELF SPANK!
> >
> > Not even. It still says 'Kawasaki' on the Bonny replica. The 4-banger
> > trump says only TRIUMPH on the side of the repainted Kawasaki.
>
> Repainted Triumph, I think not.
I have to agree with your conclusion, but the bikes in question are simply
repainted Kawasakis with not a goddam thing changed but paint and nameplate.
I believe trump only just recently released the first four-banger they've
ever built. Up until then all so-called triumph 4-cylinder sport bikes were
really Kawasakis.
Shameful, isn't it?
Remember what I've told you about your national lack of ethics or morals?
Here's just more proof....
>
> > Can you beat it?
>
> How about making the same inferior v twin for 50 years?
>
> > You lot are some filthy fuckers, and that's no lie....
>
> See Harley owners.
>
>
>
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
> > > front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> >
> > Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
>
> They're too busy attacking Sikhs.
Only because they speak like faggot engles....
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:X%yLa.601$d67.24797@no-spam
> >
> > "Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> > > > America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs
in
> > > > front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> > >
> > > Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
> >
> > They're too busy attacking Sikhs.
>
> Only because they speak like faggot engles....
You must get attacked often then, Hammond. I am pleased.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > Which mad man are you after?
> > >
> > > I don't know - they keep getting away!
> >
> > If nick weren't mad he'd know.
>
> It's never occurred to you that were normal and your mad?
Hammond has problems due to the Lipitor, Nick. His cognitive skills are
hampered due to the side effects.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > > America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs
in
> > > > front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> > >
> > > Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
> >
> > They're too busy attacking Sikhs.
>
> Only because they speak like faggot engles....
And have turbans, just like the Sikh who got attacked in Phoenix.
"photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:xSILa.6599$sh4.645705@no-spam
> >
> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> > > > > Which mad man are you after?
> > > >
> > > > I don't know - they keep getting away!
> > >
> > > If nick weren't mad he'd know.
> >
> > It's never occurred to you that were normal and your mad?
>
> Hammond has problems due to the Lipitor, Nick. His cognitive skills are
> hampered due to the side effects.
How long have you sycophants been waiting for me to show up today? I
noticed you were getting so anxious you began giving each other advice.
That's desperate!
OK, I'm here now, what are your problems and confusions a/o 06/29/03?
>
>
>
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:bdnlpd$9bn$1@no-spam
> >
> > "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:xSILa.6599$sh4.645705@no-spam
> > >
> > > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > >
> > > > > > Which mad man are you after?
> > > > >
> > > > > I don't know - they keep getting away!
> > > >
> > > > If nick weren't mad he'd know.
> > >
> > > It's never occurred to you that were normal and your mad?
> >
> > Hammond has problems due to the Lipitor, Nick. His cognitive skills are
> > hampered due to the side effects.
>
> How long have you sycophants
ROTFLMA. In your dreams, Hammond.
> been waiting for me to show up today?
You turn up like the common cold and are just as unwanted, Hammond.
.
> I noticed you were getting so anxious you began giving each other advice.
> That's desperate!
>
You are the desperate one, Hammond. As your increasingly lame posts prove.
> OK, I'm here now, what are your problems and confusions a/o 06/29/03?
You really are a fucking imbecile, Hammond.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>Yeah right. Do you know how you guys always say we were late? Well, the
>>>>French really were. So late in fact, you didn't fight them until you
>>>>were already leaving.
>>>
>>>
>>>We just abandoned the tax evaders and moved to our vast country to the
>>>north.
>>
>>Yeah, and you fucked them too - The Brits moved to the Americas to get a
>>way from the French and look what you're done!
>
>
> We like the French.
And we like the Spaniards and Argentines.
>>>>>>- and again in the early 1800s.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Was that when we burnt down the white house?
>>>>
>>>>It needed remodeling anyway.
>>>
>>>
>>>You shouldn't have messed with the single superpower.
>>
>>Spain had nothing to do with it.
>
>
> Of course it didn't, we were the single superpower.
France doesn't seem to think so.
>>>>>>That's yesterday compared to the 30,000 years some of us have
>>>>>>been here.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Those who survived the ethnic cleansing in the 1800s.
>>>>
>>They were dirty from the millions of graves they dug from your blanket
>>party.
>
>
> Which killed how many?
Well, considering one person per grave, I'd say millions.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
>
> >
> > Of course it didn't, we were the single superpower.
>
> France doesn't seem to think so.
>
Hey, when has France been right about anything;-)
photographer wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:3EFF640A.6080503@no-spam
>
>>
>>>Of course it didn't, we were the single superpower.
>>
>>France doesn't seem to think so.
>>
>
>
> Hey, when has France been right about anything;-)
Good point! :)
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"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > > America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork
hotdogs
> in
> > > > > front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> > > >
> > > > Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
> > >
> > > They're too busy attacking Sikhs.
> >
> > Only because they speak like faggot engles....
>
> And have turbans, just like the Sikh who got attacked in Phoenix.
I see others watch their mouths as they try to speak American, as if in
disbelief that speech patterns could be so fucked up....
>
>
>
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>They were trying to be good hosts.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Is that your excuse for gitmo?
> >>>>
> >>>>Well, they're eating better, they're clean, the sleep in the beautiful
> >>>>tropical fresh air, and they got scenic views. What more could they
> >>>
> > want?
> >
> >>>
> >>>Justice?
> >>
> >>They are getting everything they deserve.
> >
> >
> > Except the Geneva Convention.
>
> The Geneva Convention is getting everything is deserves also.
Why in the world would you have anything against the Geneva Convention?
> >>>>>Which mad man are you after?
> >>>>
> >>>>I don't know - they keep getting away!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>I'm sure you'll end up with the man of your dreams one day.
> >>
> >>I'm a straight man, Nick, so maybe you should go back to Angkor. He's
> >>been a tad extra frisky lately.
> >
> >
> > Go get him for yourself before he gets away.
>
> --
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"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > > > > America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork
> hotdogs
> > in
> > > > > > front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> > > > >
> > > > > Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
> > > >
> > > > They're too busy attacking Sikhs.
> > >
> > > Only because they speak like faggot engles....
> >
> > And have turbans, just like the Sikh who got attacked in Phoenix.
>
> I see others watch their mouths as they try to speak American, as if in
> disbelief that speech patterns could be so fucked up....
There are probably more English speakers in India than America.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:<v1KLa.71100$Io.6638924@no-spam>...
> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:u6JLa.6607$sh4.649187@no-spam
> >
> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> > > > > > America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork
> hotdogs
> in
> > > > > > front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> > > > >
> > > > > Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
> > > >
> > > > They're too busy attacking Sikhs.
> > >
> > > Only because they speak like faggot engles....
> >
> > And have turbans, just like the Sikh who got attacked in Phoenix.
>
> I see others watch their mouths as they try to speak American, as if in
> disbelief that speech patterns could be so fucked up....
>
How do you pronounce 'sleazy' again in american?
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>They were trying to be good hosts.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Is that your excuse for gitmo?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Well, they're eating better, they're clean, the sleep in the beautiful
>>>>>>tropical fresh air, and they got scenic views. What more could they
>>>>>
>>>want?
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Justice?
>>>>
>>>>They are getting everything they deserve.
>>>
>>>
>>>Except the Geneva Convention.
>>
>>The Geneva Convention is getting everything is deserves also.
>
>
> Why in the world would you have anything against the Geneva Convention?
It's just another sham outfit.
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"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
news:wvRLa.397$U51.183@no-spam
>
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > >>>>>>They were trying to be good hosts.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>Is that your excuse for gitmo?
> > >>>>
> > >>>>Well, they're eating better, they're clean, the sleep in the
beautiful
> > >>>>tropical fresh air, and they got scenic views. What more could they
> > >>>
> > > want?
> > >
> > >>>
> > >>>Justice?
> > >>
> > >>They are getting everything they deserve.
> > >
> > >
> > > Except the Geneva Convention.
> >
> > The Geneva Convention is getting everything is deserves also.
>
> Why in the world would you have anything against the Geneva Convention?
It's right next to australia, home of Arnold Schwartzenegger the kangaroo
shagger....
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
news:2AXLa.18994$C83.1805983@no-spam
>
> "Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:23aa1f91.0306292323.65726b97@no-spam
> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:<v1KLa.71100$Io.6638924@no-spam>...
> > > "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > news:u6JLa.6607$sh4.649187@no-spam
> > > >
> > > > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > > > > > America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork
> > > hotdogs
> > > in
> > > > > > > > front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Nobody dare arrest him for fear of racial discrimination.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They're too busy attacking Sikhs.
> > > > >
> > > > > Only because they speak like faggot engles....
> > > >
> > > > And have turbans, just like the Sikh who got attacked in Phoenix.
> > >
> > > I see others watch their mouths as they try to speak American, as if
in
> > > disbelief that speech patterns could be so fucked up....
> > >
> >
> > How do you pronounce 'sleazy' again in american?
>
> E N G L E
E N G L E = L E S L I E S E T H H A M M O N D
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
news:QqXLa.18990$C83.1804391@no-spam
>
> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:wvRLa.397$U51.183@no-spam
> >
> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> > > >>>>>>They were trying to be good hosts.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>Is that your excuse for gitmo?
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>Well, they're eating better, they're clean, the sleep in the
> beautiful
> > > >>>>tropical fresh air, and they got scenic views. What more could
they
> > > >>>
> > > > want?
> > > >
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Justice?
> > > >>
> > > >>They are getting everything they deserve.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Except the Geneva Convention.
> > >
> > > The Geneva Convention is getting everything is deserves also.
> >
> > Why in the world would you have anything against the Geneva Convention?
>
> It's right next to australia, home of Arnold Schwartzenegger the kangaroo
> shagger....
You really must learn to stop posting whilst under the effects of your
Lipitor, Hammond.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:QqXLa.18990
> > Why in the world would you have anything against the Geneva Convention?
>
> It's right next to australia, home of Arnold Schwartzenegger the kangaroo
> shagger....
Your geography is as about as accurate as your history.
"Alan" <alanb4@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > >>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>
>
> > > My game is baseball.
> >
> > A game played by school girls.
>
> Our school girls play rugby.
Your school girls weigh the same as our rugby players.
nick wrote:
>
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> > >>>We invented America.
> > >>
> > >>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
> > My game is baseball.
>
> A game played by school girls.
Our school girls play rugby.
nick wrote:
> "Alan" <alanb4@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>>>>>
>>
>>>>My game is baseball.
>>>
>>>A game played by school girls.
>>
>>Our school girls play rugby.
>
>
> Your school girls weigh the same as our rugby players.
That's why your rugby players are sissy school girls!
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because of America," - Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
> >>>>>
> >>
> >>>>My game is baseball.
> >>>
> >>>A game played by school girls.
> >>
> >>Our school girls play rugby.
> >
> >
> > Your school girls weigh the same as our rugby players.
>
> That's why your rugby players are sissy school girls!
Feel free to say that to them in person.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>My game is baseball.
>>>>>
>>>>>A game played by school girls.
>>>>
>>>>Our school girls play rugby.
>>>
>>>
>>>Your school girls weigh the same as our rugby players.
>>
>>That's why your rugby players are sissy school girls!
>
>
> Feel free to say that to them in person.
You rugby players are like your soccer player without teeth. Little tiny
toothless girly-men.
Here's where the men are separated from the boys.
http://www.giants.com/multimedia/index.cfm?cont_id=131532#
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creation of my family - I have lived way beyond my dreams - and all
because of America," - Arnold Schwarzenegger.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>My game is baseball.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>A game played by school girls.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Our school girls play rugby.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Your school girls weigh the same as our rugby players.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's why your rugby players are sissy school girls!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Feel free to say that to them in person.
>>>>
>>>>You rugby players are like your soccer player without teeth. Little tiny
>>>>toothless girly-men.
>>>
>>>
>>>Don't tell me, find some and tell it to them.
>>
>>I can't. The one time a few came here to visit, they were beaten up by
>>little old ladies in wheelchairs. You should tell your people to stop
>>fucking with our little old ladies.
>>
>>
>>>>Here's where the men are separated from the boys.
>>>>
>>>>http://www.giants.com/multimedia/index.cfm?cont_id=131532#
>>>
>>>
>>>Some stumbling retards too scared to play without helmets and padding?
>>
>>No, Nick, they are just too damn big.
>
>
> Why aren't they brave enough to play without all the padding?
Of course they are brave enough - they played in the school yard without
the padding. It's the law to have that kind of gear. You see, our
government protects it's people by creating safety laws. Your government
should look into it.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> > Why aren't they brave enough to play without all the padding?
>
> Of course they are brave enough - they played in the school yard without
> the padding. It's the law to have that kind of gear.
Just in case one of your brave players breaks a nail?
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:MEDNa.27438
> > > > Why aren't they brave enough to play without all the padding?
> > >
> > > Of course they are brave enough - they played in the school yard
without
> > > the padding. It's the law to have that kind of gear.
> >
> > Just in case one of your brave players breaks a nail?
>
> These aren't malnourished and slopeshouldered little brit boys - these are
> men, some weighing upwards of 350 lbs, and all bone and muscle,
And all to afraid to play without knee pads and helmets.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > Why aren't they brave enough to play without all the padding?
> >
> > Of course they are brave enough - they played in the school yard without
> > the padding. It's the law to have that kind of gear.
>
> Just in case one of your brave players breaks a nail?
These aren't malnourished and slopeshouldered little brit boys - these are
men, some weighing upwards of 350 lbs, and all bone and muscle, the product
of good nutrition and hard work - both strangers to you lot....
>
>
>
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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> "Phxbrd" &