On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 22:23:29 +0100, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
|>
|>"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
|>
|>> |>> |>> Maybe they really are of French descent. You Brits weren't the
|>> |>> |>> only EuroPeons to colonize North America. In fact you clowns were
|>> |>> |>> rather late to the party.
|>> |>> |>
|>> |>> |>But we brought the best bottles,
|>> |>>
|>> |>> Shirley, you jest.
|>> |>
|>> |>Says Little John (English name) as he types in English.
|>>
|>> John is just the English bastardization of the original.
|>
|>Bad luck for you, ending up with a bastardised English name.
It's still marginally better than being named a thief, like you, poo-boy.
|>> |>> |>our culture,
|>> |>>
|>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
|>> |>
|>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion, we banned
|>slavery,
|>> |>you wanted to keep it.
|>>
|>> Another poo-boy lie.
|>
|>So who banned slavery first?
Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and simple.
|>> |>> |>our language,
|>> |>>
|>> |>> A bastardized version of an ancient language, complete with thousands
|>of
|>> |>> examples of thievery from other languages and superfluous spellings.
|>> |>
|>> |>It's called English is it not?
|>
|>> Which you so readily point out we don't use on a regular basis.
|>
|>You give it your best shot.
|>
|>> So which is it, poo-boy? Do we, or don't we, use English in the US?
|>
|>Only those of you who don't speak Spanish.
Another admission of a lie.
|>> |>> |>our laws,
|>> |>>
|>> |>> Which we promptly disposed of at about the same time we turned Boston
|>> |>Harbor
|>> |>> into a giant teapot.
|>> |>
|>> |>See you current laws for details, we gave you fools everything.
|>>
|>> Hardly. And, if you did, we've more than paid you back.
|>
|>Only if whining is a form of currency.
If it is, you're in Bill Gates league.
|>> |>> |>our money...
|>> |>>
|>> |>> When did you asswipes use dollars as official currency?
|>> |>
|>> |>We never have, we are going to start using the world's currency, the
|>Euro
|>> |>though.
|>>
|>> And there's another admission of lies by poo-boy.
|>
|>What lie?
Read it again, and if you still don't get it, sit in a corner and suck your
thumb for a while.
jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!
"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
> |>> |>> |>> Maybe they really are of French descent. You Brits weren't the
> |>> |>> |>> only EuroPeons to colonize North America. In fact you clowns
were
> |>> |>> |>> rather late to the party.
> |>> |>> |>
> |>> |>> |>But we brought the best bottles,
> |>> |>>
> |>> |>> Shirley, you jest.
> |>> |>
> |>> |>Says Little John (English name) as he types in English.
> |>>
> |>> John is just the English bastardization of the original.
> |>
> |>Bad luck for you, ending up with a bastardised English name.
>
> It's still marginally better than being named a thief, like you, poo-boy.
That's no way to talk about Father Christmas.
> |>> |>> |>our culture,
> |>> |>>
> |>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
> |>> |>
> |>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion, we banned
> |>slavery,
> |>> |>you wanted to keep it.
> |>>
> |>> Another poo-boy lie.
> |>
> |>So who banned slavery first?
>
> Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and simple.
Who's back-pedalling?
We banned slavery, you wanted to keep it.
> |>> |>> |>our language,
> |>> |>>
> |>> |>> A bastardized version of an ancient language, complete with
thousands
> |>of
> |>> |>> examples of thievery from other languages and superfluous
spellings.
> |>> |>
> |>> |>It's called English is it not?
> |>
> |>> Which you so readily point out we don't use on a regular basis.
> |>
> |>You give it your best shot.
> |>
> |>> So which is it, poo-boy? Do we, or don't we, use English in the US?
> |>
> |>Only those of you who don't speak Spanish.
>
> Another admission of a lie.
Where?
> |>> |>> |>our laws,
> |>> |>>
> |>> |>> Which we promptly disposed of at about the same time we turned
Boston
> |>> |>Harbor
> |>> |>> into a giant teapot.
> |>> |>
> |>> |>See you current laws for details, we gave you fools everything.
> |>>
> |>> Hardly. And, if you did, we've more than paid you back.
> |>
> |>Only if whining is a form of currency.
>
> If it is, you're in Bill Gates league.
He's not as successful as me.
> |>> |>> |>our money...
> |>> |>>
> |>> |>> When did you asswipes use dollars as official currency?
> |>> |>
> |>> |>We never have, we are going to start using the world's currency, the
> |>Euro
> |>> |>though.
> |>>
> |>> And there's another admission of lies by poo-boy.
> |>
> |>What lie?
>
> Read it again, and if you still don't get it, sit in a corner and suck
your
> thumb for a while.
What lie, fatty?
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
news:3EFC0AD2.4030202@no-spam
>
>
> nick wrote:
> > "Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
>
> >
> >>|>> |>> |>our culture,
> >>|>> |>>
> >>|>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
> >>|>> |>
> >>|>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion, we
banned
> >>|>slavery,
> >>|>> |>you wanted to keep it.
> >>|>>
> >>|>> Another poo-boy lie.
> >>|>
> >>|>So who banned slavery first?
> >>
> >>Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and simple.
> >
> >
> > Who's back-pedalling?
> >
> > We banned slavery, you wanted to keep it.
>
> I believe you banned slavery after we banned the importation of fresh
> slaves from European merchants. this means that you only banned slavery
> after profit potential dried up.
You misunderstand. They continued slavery everywhere able. It was only
banned in blighted, while their temporary empire extended world-wide.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:vhYKa.14847
> > >
> > >>|>> |>> |>our culture,
> > >>|>> |>>
> > >>|>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
> > >>|>> |>
> > >>|>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion, we
> banned
> > >>|>slavery,
> > >>|>> |>you wanted to keep it.
> > >>|>>
> > >>|>> Another poo-boy lie.
> > >>|>
> > >>|>So who banned slavery first?
> > >>
> > >>Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and simple.
> > >
> > >
> > > Who's back-pedalling?
> > >
> > > We banned slavery, you wanted to keep it.
> >
> > I believe you banned slavery after we banned the importation of fresh
> > slaves from European merchants. this means that you only banned slavery
> > after profit potential dried up.
>
> You misunderstand. They continued slavery everywhere able. It was only
> banned in blighted, while their temporary empire extended world-wide.
Temporary empire?
It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 16:39:04 GMT
The clueless EuroPeon known as nick wrote:
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:vhYKa.14847
>
>
>>>>>|>> |>> |>our culture,
>>>>>|>> |>>
>>>>>|>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
>>>>>|>> |>
>>>>>|>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion, we
>>>>
>>banned
>>
>>>>>|>slavery,
>>>>>|>> |>you wanted to keep it.
>>>>>|>>
>>>>>|>> Another poo-boy lie.
>>>>>|>
>>>>>|>So who banned slavery first?
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and simple.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Who's back-pedalling?
>>>>
>>>>We banned slavery, you wanted to keep it.
>>>
>>>I believe you banned slavery after we banned the importation of fresh
>>>slaves from European merchants. this means that you only banned slavery
>>>after profit potential dried up.
>>
>>You misunderstand. They continued slavery everywhere able. It was only
>>banned in blighted, while their temporary empire extended world-wide.
>
>
> Temporary empire?
Yep. Where is it today?
>
> It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
If it was so great, then why did it fall apart?
--
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http://skepticult.org Member #264-70198-536
Member #33 1/3 of The "I Have Been Killfiled By Tommy" Club
"There's a sucker born every minute" - David Hannum (often
erroneously attributed to P. T. Barnum)
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 11:18:07 +0100, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
|>
|>"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
|>
|>> |>> >> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
|>> |>> >> >> earth.
|>> |>> >> >
|>> |>> >> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
|>> |>> >> > Americans who used to live there.
|>> |>> >>
|>> |>> >> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
|>> |>> >> state is inhabited by NAs.
|>> |>> >
|>> |>> > Mexicans don't count.
|>> |>>
|>> |>> I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
|>> |>> claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
|>> |>
|>> |>They're not Native Americans for starters.
|>>
|>> You and groggy are constantly telling us that everyone in both the North
|>and
|>> South American continents are Americans.
|>
|>Only the indigenous people, most of you are grey imports.
Which has what to do with Mexicans, poo-boy? And, why'd you snip the part where
I showed you just how hypocritical and full of shit you are? Why is that,
chicken-shit?
jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 11:18:50 +0100, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
|>
|>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
|>
|>> >>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
|>> >>>>>>earth.
|>> >>>>>
|>> >>>>>That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
|>> >>>>>Americans who used to live there.
|>> >>>>
|>> >>>>You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
|>> >>>>state is inhabited by NAs.
|>> >>>
|>> >>>Mexicans don't count.
|>> >>
|>> >>I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
|>> >>claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
|>> >
|>> >
|>> > They're not Native Americans for starters.
|>>
|>> They can't be Native Americans, you Brits just about killed them all off.
|>
|>That was done by the Americans in the 1800s, see your own history for
|>details.
That's a total lie, poo-boy, and you damned well know it. Of the more than 22
million that were here when the Italian landed, only 2 million were left in
1775. That's not just in what would become the US, but in both of the
continents of the Americas, and the various nearby islands.
What the US did to my people was a drop in the bucket to what you lot did.
jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!
"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
> |>That was done by the Americans in the 1800s, see your own history for
> |>details.
>
> That's a total lie, poo-boy, and you damned well know it.
What lie would that be?
> Of the more than 22 million that were here when the Italian landed, only 2
million were left in
> 1775. That's not just in what would become the US, but in both of the
> continents of the Americas, and the various nearby islands.
" in the words of historian Tomas Almaquer, "the California state government
launched a systematic policy of sanctioned decimation." In January 1851,
Gov. Peter H. Burnett's message to the California legislature read, "A war
of extermination will continue to be waged between the two races until the
Indian race becomes extinct." (California had a bounty on Indians that
lasted until the last decades of the 19th century. In one year alone the
State of California paid out $1 million to people who had killed Native
Californian Indians. WFI) A startling drop in native population ensued. In
1848 perhaps 150,000 Indians lived in California, compared to about 15,000
non-Indians, mostly Mexican Californians. Ten years later just 16,000
Indians were left. "
> What the US did to my people was a drop in the bucket to what you lot did.
So says a guilty American.
"Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
news:e12579e62ce39f166b02e39d81f56bea@no-spam
> The clueless EuroPeon known as nick wrote:
>
> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:vhYKa.14847
> >
> >
> >>>>>|>> |>> |>our culture,
> >>>>>|>> |>>
> >>>>>|>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
> >>>>>|>> |>
> >>>>>|>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion, we
> >>>>
> >>banned
> >>
> >>>>>|>slavery,
> >>>>>|>> |>you wanted to keep it.
> >>>>>|>>
> >>>>>|>> Another poo-boy lie.
> >>>>>|>
> >>>>>|>So who banned slavery first?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and simple.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Who's back-pedalling?
> >>>>
> >>>>We banned slavery, you wanted to keep it.
> >>>
> >>>I believe you banned slavery after we banned the importation of fresh
> >>>slaves from European merchants. this means that you only banned slavery
> >>>after profit potential dried up.
> >>
> >>You misunderstand. They continued slavery everywhere able. It was only
> >>banned in blighted, while their temporary empire extended world-wide.
> >
> >
> > Temporary empire?
>
> Yep. Where is it today?
>
> >
> > It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
>
> If it was so great, then why did it fall apart?
>
It didn't 'fall apart', Michael. Attitudes changed towards it and its value
was questioned. Also one has to take into account the UN Decolonisation
process that Britain, along with France, Holland et al, signed up to after
the WW2. If you really want to know more and read up on it I can recommend
the excellent 5 volume Oxford History of the British Empire (Oxford
University Press).
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
news:f_1La.15436$C83.1448101@no-spam
>
> "photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:bdi9si$h76$1@no-spam
> >
> > "Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:e12579e62ce39f166b02e39d81f56bea@no-spam
> > > The clueless EuroPeon known as nick wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:vhYKa.14847
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>>>|>> |>> |>our culture,
> > > >>>>>|>> |>>
> > > >>>>>|>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
> > > >>>>>|>> |>
> > > >>>>>|>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion,
we
> > > >>>>
> > > >>banned
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>|>slavery,
> > > >>>>>|>> |>you wanted to keep it.
> > > >>>>>|>>
> > > >>>>>|>> Another poo-boy lie.
> > > >>>>>|>
> > > >>>>>|>So who banned slavery first?
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and
> simple.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>Who's back-pedalling?
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>We banned slavery, you wanted to keep it.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>I believe you banned slavery after we banned the importation of
fresh
> > > >>>slaves from European merchants. this means that you only banned
> slavery
> > > >>>after profit potential dried up.
> > > >>
> > > >>You misunderstand. They continued slavery everywhere able. It was
> only
> > > >>banned in blighted, while their temporary empire extended
world-wide.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Temporary empire?
> > >
> > > Yep. Where is it today?
> > >
> > > >
> > > > It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
> > >
> > > If it was so great, then why did it fall apart?
> > >
> >
> > It didn't 'fall apart', Michael. Attitudes changed towards it and its
> value
> > was questioned. Also one has to take into account the UN Decolonisation
> > process that Britain, along with France, Holland et al, signed up to
after
> > the WW2. If you really want to know more and read up on it I can
> recommend
> > the excellent 5 volume Oxford History of the British Empire (Oxford
> > University Press).
>
> Yup, it fell apart.
>
Incorrect, again.
> Phuckhat shows the result....
Hammond. You are out of your depth on this, and many things, boy.
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 15:47:02 GMT
The clueless EuroPeon known as nick wrote:
> "Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>|>> |>> |>our culture,
>>>>>>>|>> |>>
>>>>>>>|>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
>>>>>>>|>> |>
>>>>>>>|>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion, we
>>>>>>
>>>>banned
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>|>slavery,
>>>>>>>|>> |>you wanted to keep it.
>>>>>>>|>>
>>>>>>>|>> Another poo-boy lie.
>>>>>>>|>
>>>>>>>|>So who banned slavery first?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and simple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Who's back-pedalling?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>We banned slavery, you wanted to keep it.
>>>>>
>>>>>I believe you banned slavery after we banned the importation of fresh
>>>>>slaves from European merchants. this means that you only banned slavery
>>>>>after profit potential dried up.
>>>>
>>>>You misunderstand. They continued slavery everywhere able. It was only
>>>>banned in blighted, while their temporary empire extended world-wide.
>>>
>>>
>>>Temporary empire?
>>
>>Yep. Where is it today?
>
>
> Where we left it,
More like back where you began. You are once again confined to
just your dreary little island in the North Sea.
> see English speaking countries for details.
Details of where your empire *used* to be?
>
>
>>>It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
>>
>>If it was so great, then why did it fall apart?
>
>
> Because we decided you give you colonists your freedom.
Of course you decided that right after Washington drove your
troops into the sea at the battle of Yorktown. It's not like you
had any other choices at that point.
--
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http://mdavis19.tripod.com
http://skepticult.org Member #264-70198-536
Member #33 1/3 of The "I Have Been Killfiled By Tommy" Club
"There's a sucker born every minute" - David Hannum (often
erroneously attributed to P. T. Barnum)
"Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
news:7b984923bbf6c6b42c52b4c3de1f9ffa@no-spam
> photographer wrote:
> > "Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:e12579e62ce39f166b02e39d81f56bea@no-spam
> >
> >>The clueless EuroPeon known as nick wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:vhYKa.14847
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>>>|>> |>> |>our culture,
> >>>>>>>|>> |>>
> >>>>>>>|>> |>> Slaves, serfs, servants, subjects and all.
> >>>>>>>|>> |>
> >>>>>>>|>> |>That was why your colonialist had their little rebellion, we
> >>>>>>
> >>>>banned
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>|>slavery,
> >>>>>>>|>> |>you wanted to keep it.
> >>>>>>>|>>
> >>>>>>>|>> Another poo-boy lie.
> >>>>>>>|>
> >>>>>>>|>So who banned slavery first?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Don't try to back pedal now, shit heel. You lied, plain and
simple.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Who's back-pedalling?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>We banned slavery, you wanted to keep it.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I believe you banned slavery after we banned the importation of fresh
> >>>>>slaves from European merchants. this means that you only banned
slavery
> >>>>>after profit potential dried up.
> >>>>
> >>>>You misunderstand. They continued slavery everywhere able. It was
only
> >>>>banned in blighted, while their temporary empire extended world-wide.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Temporary empire?
> >>
> >>Yep. Where is it today?
> >>
> >>
> >>>It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
> >>
> >>If it was so great, then why did it fall apart?
> >>
> >
> >
> > It didn't 'fall apart', Michael.
>
> Ok, it was taken from you a bit at a time then. Call it what you will.
>
> > Attitudes changed towards it and its value
> > was questioned.
>
> And it was mainly the colonies doing the questioning and latitude
> changing.
>
> > Also one has to take into account the UN Decolonisation
> > process that Britain, along with France, Holland et al, signed up to
after
> > the WW2.
>
> By the end of WW2 there was already precious little left of your
> empire.
Incorrect, Michael.
>You really can't blame the UN for too much of the
> divestiture of your colonies. Face it, one by one, we colonials
> showed you the door.
>
> > If you really want to know more and read up on it I can recommend
> > the excellent 5 volume Oxford History of the British Empire (Oxford
> > University Press).
>
> To learn about the greatness that *was* Britain?
>
No; so that you can learn more about the subject before you shoot off at the
mouth;-)
"Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>
> >>>>Yep. Where is it today?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Where we left it,
> >>
> >>More like back where you began. You are once again confined to
> >>just your dreary little island in the North Sea.
> >
> >
> > Nonsense, we still have colonies all over the world.
>
> No, you have *former* colonies all over the world.
No, we still have colonies all over the world.
> >>>see English speaking countries for details.
> >>
> >>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
> >
> >
> > Details of people who's freedom we gave,
>
> You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
Of course we did.
> You are simply tying to revise history into something slightly less
embarrassing than what
> the reality is.
Our crushing defeat in the Canadian war of independence?
Our humiliating withdrawal after Guernsey kicked us out?
> > when are you going to give Hawaii
> > back?
>
> Give it back to whom?
The Hawaiians.
> Didn't Cook claim it for England?
And then we gave them their independence back, which is why their flag has
our flag in it, not yours.
> Well we sure as hell aren't going to give it back to you.
>
> >
> >
> >>>>>It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
> >>>>
> >>>>If it was so great, then why did it fall apart?
> >>>
> >
> >>>Because we decided you give you colonists your freedom.
> >>
> >>Of course you decided that right after Washington drove your
> >>troops into the sea at the battle of Yorktown.
> >
> >
> > Thanks to the French.
>
> Every once in a great while, even the French can find themselves
> on the right side of an issue.
This year for example.
> >>It's not like you had any other choices at that point.
> >
> >
> > See your larger northern neighbour for details.
>
> So it has lots of uninhabitable frozen tundra making it a large
> country, big deal.
With all that oil...
> Half the population of Canada very sensibly migrates south into the US
every winter.
And then goes back again.
> Considering the brutal exchange rate between American Dollars and the
Canadian "funny
> money" with pictures of the Queen plastered all over it, Canada
> must really suck for so many of its citizens to make that costly
> pilgrimage.
You hadn't noticed your own currencies nose dive?
nick wrote:
> "Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>Yep. Where is it today?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Where we left it,
>>>>
>>>>More like back where you began. You are once again confined to
>>>>just your dreary little island in the North Sea.
>>>
>>>
>>>Nonsense, we still have colonies all over the world.
>>
>>No, you have *former* colonies all over the world.
>
>
> No, we still have colonies all over the world.
Name some of them (or it).
>>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
>>>>
>>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
>>>
>>>
>>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
>>
>>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
>
>
> Of course we did.
We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
>>You are simply tying to revise history into something slightly less
>
> embarrassing than what
>
>>the reality is.
>
>
> Our crushing defeat in the Canadian war of independence?
>
> Our humiliating withdrawal after Guernsey kicked us out?
>
>
>>>when are you going to give Hawaii
>>>back?
>>
>>Give it back to whom?
>
>
> The Hawaiians.
They don't want it.
>>Didn't Cook claim it for England?
>
>
> And then we gave them their independence back, which is why their flag has
> our flag in it, not yours.
That's to show there history. Australia and New Zealand also have that
odd thing in the corner.
>>Well we sure as hell aren't going to give it back to you.
>>
>>
>>>
>>>>>>>It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If it was so great, then why did it fall apart?
>>>>>
>>>>>Because we decided you give you colonists your freedom.
>>>>
>>>>Of course you decided that right after Washington drove your
>>>>troops into the sea at the battle of Yorktown.
>>>
>>>
>>>Thanks to the French.
>>
>>Every once in a great while, even the French can find themselves
>>on the right side of an issue.
>
>
> This year for example.
>>>>It's not like you had any other choices at that point.
>>>
>>>
>>>See your larger northern neighbour for details.
>>
>>So it has lots of uninhabitable frozen tundra making it a large
>>country, big deal.
>
>
> With all that oil...
>
>
>>Half the population of Canada very sensibly migrates south into the US
>
> every winter.
>
> And then goes back again.
>
>
>>Considering the brutal exchange rate between American Dollars and the
>
> Canadian "funny
>
>>money" with pictures of the Queen plastered all over it, Canada
>>must really suck for so many of its citizens to make that costly
>>pilgrimage.
>
>
> You hadn't noticed your own currencies nose dive?
That we purposely did.
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> Every once in a great while, even the French can find themselves
> on the right side of an issue.
Yeah, but it's kind of like them hitting the lottery.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>Yep. Where is it today?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Where we left it,
> >>>>
> >>>>More like back where you began. You are once again confined to
> >>>>just your dreary little island in the North Sea.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Nonsense, we still have colonies all over the world.
> >>
> >>No, you have *former* colonies all over the world.
> >
> >
> > No, we still have colonies all over the world.
>
> Name some of them (or it).
Isle of Man
Jersey
Guernsey
Alderney
Sark
Gibraltar
British Indian Ocean Territory
Chagos Archipelago
Salomon Islands
Peros Banhos Atoll
Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
The Egmont Islands
Diego Garcia
Turks & Caicos Islands
Grand Turk Island
Salt Cay
Grand Caicos Island
Bermuda
Cayman Islands
British Virgin Islands
Anguill
Montserrat
Pitcairn Island
Oeno Island
Henderson Island
Ducie Island
Phoenix Islands, etc.
Phoenix Group
Phoenix Island
Sydney Island
Hull Island
Gardner Island
Canton Island
Enderbury Island
Christmas Island
Fanning Island
Washington Island
St. Helena & Dependencies
St. Helena Island
Ascension Island
Tristan da Cunha Group
Tristan da Cunha Island
Inaccessible Island
Nightingale Island
Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
Falkland Islands
South Sandwich Islands
South Georgia
British Antarctic Territory
South Shetland Islands
South Orkney Islands
Antarctic Peninsula
Starbuck Island
Malden Island
> >>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
> >>>>
> >>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
> >>
> >>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
> >
> >
> > Of course we did.
>
> We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
We gave the Hawaiians their freedom, when are you going to?
> >>You are simply tying to revise history into something slightly less
> >
> > embarrassing than what
> >
> >>the reality is.
> >
> >
> > Our crushing defeat in the Canadian war of independence?
> >
> > Our humiliating withdrawal after Guernsey kicked us out?
> >
> >
> >>>when are you going to give Hawaii
> >>>back?
> >>
> >>Give it back to whom?
> >
> >
> > The Hawaiians.
>
> They don't want it.
Then why do they keep asking for it?
> >>Didn't Cook claim it for England?
> >
> >
> > And then we gave them their independence back, which is why their flag
has
> > our flag in it, not yours.
>
> That's to show there history.
Because of their respect for us and our respect of their freedom.
> Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the corner.
It used to be your flag too.
> >>Well we sure as hell aren't going to give it back to you.
> >>
> >>
> >>>
> >>>>>>>It was the greatest empire the world has ever known.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>If it was so great, then why did it fall apart?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Because we decided you give you colonists your freedom.
> >>>>
> >>>>Of course you decided that right after Washington drove your
> >>>>troops into the sea at the battle of Yorktown.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Thanks to the French.
> >>
> >>Every once in a great while, even the French can find themselves
> >>on the right side of an issue.
> >
> >
> > This year for example.
>
> >>>>It's not like you had any other choices at that point.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>See your larger northern neighbour for details.
> >>
> >>So it has lots of uninhabitable frozen tundra making it a large
> >>country, big deal.
> >
> >
> > With all that oil...
> >
> >
> >>Half the population of Canada very sensibly migrates south into the US
> >
> > every winter.
> >
> > And then goes back again.
> >
> >
> >>Considering the brutal exchange rate between American Dollars and the
> >
> > Canadian "funny
> >
> >>money" with pictures of the Queen plastered all over it, Canada
> >>must really suck for so many of its citizens to make that costly
> >>pilgrimage.
> >
> >
> > You hadn't noticed your own currencies nose dive?
>
> That we purposely did.
You deliberately ruined your own economy?
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>Yep. Where is it today?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Where we left it,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>More like back where you began. You are once again confined to
>>>>>>just your dreary little island in the North Sea.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Nonsense, we still have colonies all over the world.
>>>>
>>>>No, you have *former* colonies all over the world.
>>>
>>>
>>>No, we still have colonies all over the world.
>>
>>Name some of them (or it).
>
>
> Isle of Man
For the Homos I suppose.
> Jersey
> Guernsey
> Alderney
> Sark
> Gibraltar
> British Indian Ocean Territory
> Chagos Archipelago
> Salomon Islands
> Peros Banhos Atoll
> Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
> The Egmont Islands
> Diego Garcia
> Turks & Caicos Islands
> Grand Turk Island
> Salt Cay
> Grand Caicos Island
> Bermuda
> Cayman Islands
> British Virgin Islands
> Anguill
> Montserrat
> Pitcairn Island
> Oeno Island
> Henderson Island
> Ducie Island
> Phoenix Islands, etc.
> Phoenix Group
> Phoenix Island
> Sydney Island
> Hull Island
> Gardner Island
> Canton Island
> Enderbury Island
> Christmas Island
> Fanning Island
> Washington Island
> St. Helena & Dependencies
> St. Helena Island
> Ascension Island
> Tristan da Cunha Group
> Tristan da Cunha Island
> Inaccessible Island
> Nightingale Island
> Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
> Falkland Islands
> South Sandwich Islands
> South Georgia
> British Antarctic Territory
> South Shetland Islands
> South Orkney Islands
> Antarctic Peninsula
> Starbuck Island
> Malden Island
And if you take all those islands and mush them together, you get a
nation the size of a Volkswagen - only less useful.
>>>>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
>>>>
>>>>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
>>>
>>>
>>>Of course we did.
>>
>>We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
>
>
> We gave the Hawaiians their freedom, when are you going to?
When they stop producing good weed!
>>>>You are simply tying to revise history into something slightly less
>>>
>>>embarrassing than what
>>>
>>>
>>>>the reality is.
>>>
>>>
>>>Our crushing defeat in the Canadian war of independence?
>>>
>>>Our humiliating withdrawal after Guernsey kicked us out?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>when are you going to give Hawaii
>>>>>back?
>>>>
>>>>Give it back to whom?
>>>
>>>
>>>The Hawaiians.
>>
>>They don't want it.
>
>
> Then why do they keep asking for it?
"Hawaii" in English means "Good stiff ass reaming".
>>>>Didn't Cook claim it for England?
>>>
>>>
>>>And then we gave them their independence back, which is why their flag
>>
> has
>
>>>our flag in it, not yours.
>>
>>That's to show there history.
>
>
> Because of their respect for us and our respect of their freedom.
Respect of their freedom?
Isle of Man
Jersey
Guernsey
Alderney
Sark
Gibraltar
British Indian Ocean Territory
Chagos Archipelago
Salomon Islands
Peros Banhos Atoll
Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
The Egmont Islands
Diego Garcia
Turks & Caicos Islands
Grand Turk Island
Salt Cay
Grand Caicos Island
Bermuda
Cayman Islands
British Virgin Islands
Anguill
Montserrat
Pitcairn Island
Oeno Island
Henderson Island
Ducie Island
Phoenix Islands, etc.
Phoenix Group
Phoenix Island
Sydney Island
Hull Island
Gardner Island
Canton Island
Enderbury Island
Christmas Island
Fanning Island
Washington Island
St. Helena & Dependencies
St. Helena Island
Ascension Island
Tristan da Cunha Group
Tristan da Cunha Island
Inaccessible Island
Nightingale Island
Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
Falkland Islands
South Sandwich Islands
South Georgia
British Antarctic Territory
South Shetland Islands
South Orkney Islands
Antarctic Peninsula
Starbuck Island
Malden Island
What about their freedom?
>>Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the corner.
>
>
> It used to be your flag too.
Yeah, but we've since redesigned it a few times. In fact, we have a flag
redesigning ceremony taking place Friday. Are you comming comingafter
party?
>>>>Considering the brutal exchange rate between American Dollars and the
>>>
>>>Canadian "funny
>>>
>>>
>>>>money" with pictures of the Queen plastered all over it, Canada
>>>>must really suck for so many of its citizens to make that costly
>>>>pilgrimage.
>>>
>>>
>>>You hadn't noticed your own currencies nose dive?
>>
>>That we purposely did.
>
>
> You deliberately ruined your own economy?
No, we've made our products cheaper. The UN, Europe, and Asia have been
complaining about it. We deny dropping the dollar, of course.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>No, we still have colonies all over the world.
> >>
> >>Name some of them (or it).
> >
> >
> > Isle of Man
>
> For the Homos I suppose.
Deviants are not allowed !!
> > Jersey
> > Guernsey
> > Alderney
> > Sark
> > Gibraltar
> > British Indian Ocean Territory
> > Chagos Archipelago
> > Salomon Islands
> > Peros Banhos Atoll
> > Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
> > The Egmont Islands
> > Diego Garcia
> > Turks & Caicos Islands
> > Grand Turk Island
> > Salt Cay
> > Grand Caicos Island
> > Bermuda
> > Cayman Islands
> > British Virgin Islands
> > Anguill
> > Montserrat
> > Pitcairn Island
> > Oeno Island
> > Henderson Island
> > Ducie Island
> > Phoenix Islands, etc.
> > Phoenix Group
> > Phoenix Island
> > Sydney Island
> > Hull Island
> > Gardner Island
> > Canton Island
> > Enderbury Island
> > Christmas Island
> > Fanning Island
> > Washington Island
> > St. Helena & Dependencies
> > St. Helena Island
> > Ascension Island
> > Tristan da Cunha Group
> > Tristan da Cunha Island
> > Inaccessible Island
> > Nightingale Island
> > Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
> > Falkland Islands
> > South Sandwich Islands
> > South Georgia
> > British Antarctic Territory
> > South Shetland Islands
> > South Orkney Islands
> > Antarctic Peninsula
> > Starbuck Island
> > Malden Island
>
> And if you take all those islands and mush them together, you get a
> nation the size of a Volkswagen - only less useful.
As your wife always says to you, it isn't size that matters, it's what you
do with it.
> >>>>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
> >>>>
> >>>>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Of course we did.
> >>
> >>We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
> >
> >
> > We gave the Hawaiians their freedom, when are you going to?
>
> When they stop producing good weed!
Move to Holland.
> >>>>You are simply tying to revise history into something slightly less
> >>>
> >>>embarrassing than what
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>the reality is.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Our crushing defeat in the Canadian war of independence?
> >>>
> >>>Our humiliating withdrawal after Guernsey kicked us out?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>when are you going to give Hawaii
> >>>>>back?
> >>>>
> >>>>Give it back to whom?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>The Hawaiians.
> >>
> >>They don't want it.
> >
> >
> > Then why do they keep asking for it?
>
> "Hawaii" in English means "Good stiff ass reaming".
It's always arses...
> >>>>Didn't Cook claim it for England?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>And then we gave them their independence back, which is why their flag
> >>
> > has
> >
> >>>our flag in it, not yours.
> >>
> >>That's to show there history.
> >
> >
> > Because of their respect for us and our respect of their freedom.
>
> Respect of their freedom?
>
> Isle of Man
> Jersey
> Guernsey
> Alderney
> Sark
> Gibraltar
> British Indian Ocean Territory
> Chagos Archipelago
> Salomon Islands
> Peros Banhos Atoll
> Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
> The Egmont Islands
> Diego Garcia
> Turks & Caicos Islands
> Grand Turk Island
> Salt Cay
> Grand Caicos Island
> Bermuda
> Cayman Islands
> British Virgin Islands
> Anguill
> Montserrat
> Pitcairn Island
> Oeno Island
> Henderson Island
> Ducie Island
> Phoenix Islands, etc.
> Phoenix Group
> Phoenix Island
> Sydney Island
> Hull Island
> Gardner Island
> Canton Island
> Enderbury Island
> Christmas Island
> Fanning Island
> Washington Island
> St. Helena & Dependencies
> St. Helena Island
> Ascension Island
> Tristan da Cunha Group
> Tristan da Cunha Island
> Inaccessible Island
> Nightingale Island
> Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
> Falkland Islands
> South Sandwich Islands
> South Georgia
> British Antarctic Territory
> South Shetland Islands
> South Orkney Islands
> Antarctic Peninsula
> Starbuck Island
> Malden Island
>
> What about their freedom?
They like us.
> >>Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the corner.
> >
> >
> > It used to be your flag too.
>
> Yeah, but we've since redesigned it a few times. In fact, we have a flag
> redesigning ceremony taking place Friday. Are you comming comingafter
> party?
Will it end up with the Union Jack on it?
> >>>>Considering the brutal exchange rate between American Dollars and the
> >>>
> >>>Canadian "funny
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>money" with pictures of the Queen plastered all over it, Canada
> >>>>must really suck for so many of its citizens to make that costly
> >>>>pilgrimage.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You hadn't noticed your own currencies nose dive?
> >>
> >>That we purposely did.
> >
> >
> > You deliberately ruined your own economy?
>
> No, we've made our products cheaper.
You don't make anything.
> The UN, Europe, and Asia have been complaining about it.
It's your illegal trade tariffs that bother them.
> We deny dropping the dollar, of course.
When the dust settles you'll be using Euros.
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 18:26:47 GMT
The clueless EuroPeon known as nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>Yep. Where is it today?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Where we left it,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>More like back where you began. You are once again confined to
>>>>>>just your dreary little island in the North Sea.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Nonsense, we still have colonies all over the world.
>>>>
>>>>No, you have *former* colonies all over the world.
>>>
>>>
>>>No, we still have colonies all over the world.
>>
>>Name some of them (or it).
>
>
> Isle of Man
> Jersey
> Guernsey
> Alderney
> Sark
> Gibraltar
> British Indian Ocean Territory
> Chagos Archipelago
> Salomon Islands
> Peros Banhos Atoll
> Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
> The Egmont Islands
> Diego Garcia
> Turks & Caicos Islands
> Grand Turk Island
> Salt Cay
> Grand Caicos Island
> Bermuda
> Cayman Islands
> British Virgin Islands
> Anguill
> Montserrat
> Pitcairn Island
> Oeno Island
> Henderson Island
> Ducie Island
> Phoenix Islands, etc.
> Phoenix Group
> Phoenix Island
> Sydney Island
> Hull Island
> Gardner Island
> Canton Island
> Enderbury Island
> Christmas Island
> Fanning Island
> Washington Island
> St. Helena & Dependencies
> St. Helena Island
> Ascension Island
> Tristan da Cunha Group
> Tristan da Cunha Island
> Inaccessible Island
> Nightingale Island
> Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
> Falkland Islands
> South Sandwich Islands
> South Georgia
> British Antarctic Territory
> South Shetland Islands
> South Orkney Islands
> Antarctic Peninsula
> Starbuck Island
> Malden Island
Wow, that's an impressive (not) list of minuscule and
insignificant specks lost in the world's oceans. You call that an
empire?
>
>
>>>>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
>>>>
>>>>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
>>>
>>>
>>>Of course we did.
>>
>>We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
>
>
> We gave the Hawaiians their freedom, when are you going to?
Hey, when do you thieving Brits plan to give all the above islands
back to the natives? After all, you really don't have any room to
complain about Hawaii while subjugating so many island peoples
yourself, right Mr. Hypocrisy?
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Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:37:29 GMT
The totally clueless EuroPeon hypocrite known as nick wrote:
> "Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>Yep. Where is it today?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Where we left it,
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>More like back where you began. You are once again confined to
>>>>>>>>just your dreary little island in the North Sea.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Nonsense, we still have colonies all over the world.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No, you have *former* colonies all over the world.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>No, we still have colonies all over the world.
>>>>
>>>>Name some of them (or it).
>>>
>>>
>>>Isle of Man
>>>Jersey
>>>Guernsey
>>>Alderney
>>>Sark
>>>Gibraltar
>>>British Indian Ocean Territory
>>>Chagos Archipelago
>>>Salomon Islands
>>>Peros Banhos Atoll
>>>Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
>>>The Egmont Islands
>>>Diego Garcia
>>>Turks & Caicos Islands
>>>Grand Turk Island
>>>Salt Cay
>>>Grand Caicos Island
>>>Bermuda
>>>Cayman Islands
>>>British Virgin Islands
>>>Anguill
>>>Montserrat
>>>Pitcairn Island
>>>Oeno Island
>>>Henderson Island
>>>Ducie Island
>>>Phoenix Islands, etc.
>>>Phoenix Group
>>>Phoenix Island
>>>Sydney Island
>>>Hull Island
>>>Gardner Island
>>>Canton Island
>>>Enderbury Island
>>>Christmas Island
>>>Fanning Island
>>>Washington Island
>>>St. Helena & Dependencies
>>>St. Helena Island
>>>Ascension Island
>>>Tristan da Cunha Group
>>>Tristan da Cunha Island
>>>Inaccessible Island
>>>Nightingale Island
>>>Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
>>>Falkland Islands
>>>South Sandwich Islands
>>>South Georgia
>>>British Antarctic Territory
>>>South Shetland Islands
>>>South Orkney Islands
>>>Antarctic Peninsula
>>>Starbuck Island
>>>Malden Island
>>
>>Wow, that's an impressive (not) list of minuscule and insignificant
>
> specks lost in the world's oceans.
>
> All of which are nicer places than where you call home.
You really ought to get out more, nikky poo. Many of those places
are uninhabitable hell holes (which is probably the only reason
nobody has bothered stripping them away from your shabby remnant
of an empire yet). Whereas I live in a tropical paradise.
>
>
>>You call that an empire?
>
>
> It's bigger than yours.
I never claimed the US had an empire, but if you lumped all those
miscellaneous sand bars and coral heads together, I doubt they'd
even make a landmass as large as the county I live in.
>
>
>>>>>>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Of course we did.
>>>>
>>>>We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
>>>
>>>
>>>We gave the Hawaiians their freedom, when are you going to?
>>
>>Hey, when do you thieving Brits plan to give all the above islands
>>back to the natives?
>
>
> When they ask.
Riiiiiiiggggghhhhttt. When you get kicked out by force, you mean.
>
>
>>After all, you really don't have any room to complain about Hawaii while
>
> subjugating so many island peoples
>
>>yourself, right Mr. Hypocrisy?
>
>
> The Hawaiians want their freedom back,
Then why did they vote to join the US in the first place?
> the people on Sark etc. are happy.
As happy as the majority of Hawaiians, no doubt. So what are you
whining about?
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"Michael Davis" <mdavis19@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>Wow, that's an impressive (not) list of minuscule and insignificant
> >
> > specks lost in the world's oceans.
> >
> > All of which are nicer places than where you call home.
>
> You really ought to get out more, nikky poo. Many of those places
> are uninhabitable hell holes (which is probably the only reason
> nobody has bothered stripping them away from your shabby remnant
> of an empire yet).
Which ones are uninhabited?
> Whereas I live in a tropical paradise.
A trailer in a swamp?
> >>You call that an empire?
> >
> >
> > It's bigger than yours.
>
> I never claimed the US had an empire, but if you lumped all those
> miscellaneous sand bars and coral heads together, I doubt they'd
> even make a landmass as large as the county I live in.
It's not a competition.
> >>>>>>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Of course we did.
> >>>>
> >>>>We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>We gave the Hawaiians their freedom, when are you going to?
> >>
> >>Hey, when do you thieving Brits plan to give all the above islands
> >>back to the natives?
> >
> >
> > When they ask.
>
> Riiiiiiiggggghhhhttt. When you get kicked out by force, you mean.
They like us.
> >>After all, you really don't have any room to complain about Hawaii while
> >
> > subjugating so many island peoples
> >
> >>yourself, right Mr. Hypocrisy?
> >
> >
> > The Hawaiians want their freedom back,
>
> Then why did they vote to join the US in the first place?
That was the Americans, not the actual Hawaiians.
> > the people on Sark etc. are happy.
>
> As happy as the majority of Hawaiians, no doubt. So what are you
> whining about?
Ask the Hawaiians.
nick wrote:
> The Hawaiians want their freedom back, the people on Sark etc. are happy.
No they don't, Nick.
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> Wow, that's an impressive (not) list of minuscule and
> insignificant specks lost in the world's oceans. You call that an
> empire?
Some of those were the tops of pilings in the temms.
> > > The Hawaiians want their freedom back,
> >
> > Then why did they vote to join the US in the first place?
>
> That was the Americans, not the actual Hawaiians.
Man oh cakies, doesn't that sound familiar, just like the engles overran the
stolen counties and then claimed there'd been an election in their favor.
Of course they're scumsucking motherfuckers the entire world hates, whereas
the amalgam of ethnicities in Hawaii have always loved Americans, and always
will.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>No, we still have colonies all over the world.
> >>>>
> >>>>Name some of them (or it).
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Isle of Man
> >>
> >>For the Homos I suppose.
> >
> >
> > Deviants are not allowed !!
>
> They're being hoarded in London?
Ready for export to America.
> >>>Jersey
> >>>Guernsey
> >>>Alderney
> >>>Sark
> >>>Gibraltar
> >>>British Indian Ocean Territory
> >>>Chagos Archipelago
> >>>Salomon Islands
> >>>Peros Banhos Atoll
> >>>Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
> >>>The Egmont Islands
> >>>Diego Garcia
> >>>Turks & Caicos Islands
> >>>Grand Turk Island
> >>>Salt Cay
> >>>Grand Caicos Island
> >>>Bermuda
> >>>Cayman Islands
> >>>British Virgin Islands
> >>>Anguill
> >>>Montserrat
> >>>Pitcairn Island
> >>>Oeno Island
> >>>Henderson Island
> >>>Ducie Island
> >>>Phoenix Islands, etc.
> >>>Phoenix Group
> >>>Phoenix Island
> >>>Sydney Island
> >>>Hull Island
> >>>Gardner Island
> >>>Canton Island
> >>>Enderbury Island
> >>>Christmas Island
> >>>Fanning Island
> >>>Washington Island
> >>>St. Helena & Dependencies
> >>>St. Helena Island
> >>>Ascension Island
> >>>Tristan da Cunha Group
> >>>Tristan da Cunha Island
> >>>Inaccessible Island
> >>>Nightingale Island
> >>>Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
> >>>Falkland Islands
> >>>South Sandwich Islands
> >>>South Georgia
> >>>British Antarctic Territory
> >>>South Shetland Islands
> >>>South Orkney Islands
> >>>Antarctic Peninsula
> >>>Starbuck Island
> >>>Malden Island
> >>
> >>And if you take all those islands and mush them together, you get a
> >>nation the size of a Volkswagen - only less useful.
> >
> >
> > As your wife always says to you, it isn't size that matters, it's what
you
> > do with it.
>
> Nope... Women only say that to men with small dicks.
Perhaps she needs glasses.
> >>>>>>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Of course we did.
> >>>>
> >>>>We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>We gave the Hawaiians their freedom, when are you going to?
> >>
> >>When they stop producing good weed!
> >
> >
> > Move to Holland.
>
> Nah, I just order the seeds from a seed bank catalog and grow my own.
Don't you get sent to jail for 400 years with no chance of parole for that
sort of thing?
> >>>>>>You are simply tying to revise history into something slightly less
> >>>>>
> >>>>>embarrassing than what
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>the reality is.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Our crushing defeat in the Canadian war of independence?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Our humiliating withdrawal after Guernsey kicked us out?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>when are you going to give Hawaii
> >>>>>>>back?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Give it back to whom?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The Hawaiians.
> >>>>
> >>>>They don't want it.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Then why do they keep asking for it?
> >>
> >>"Hawaii" in English means "Good stiff ass reaming".
> >
> >
> > It's always arses...
>
> ...because arses are funnier then armpits.
And who'd want to give an armpit a good stiff reaming...
> >>>>>>Didn't Cook claim it for England?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>And then we gave them their independence back, which is why their
flag
> >>>>
> >>>has
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>our flag in it, not yours.
> >>>>
> >>>>That's to show there history.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Because of their respect for us and our respect of their freedom.
> >>
> >>Respect of their freedom?
> >>
> >>Isle of Man
> >>Jersey
> >>Guernsey
> >>Alderney
> >>Sark
> >>Gibraltar
> >>British Indian Ocean Territory
> >>Chagos Archipelago
> >>Salomon Islands
> >>Peros Banhos Atoll
> >>Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
> >>The Egmont Islands
> >>Diego Garcia
> >>Turks & Caicos Islands
> >>Grand Turk Island
> >>Salt Cay
> >>Grand Caicos Island
> >>Bermuda
> >>Cayman Islands
> >>British Virgin Islands
> >>Anguill
> >>Montserrat
> >>Pitcairn Island
> >>Oeno Island
> >>Henderson Island
> >>Ducie Island
> >>Phoenix Islands, etc.
> >>Phoenix Group
> >>Phoenix Island
> >>Sydney Island
> >>Hull Island
> >>Gardner Island
> >>Canton Island
> >>Enderbury Island
> >>Christmas Island
> >>Fanning Island
> >>Washington Island
> >>St. Helena & Dependencies
> >>St. Helena Island
> >>Ascension Island
> >>Tristan da Cunha Group
> >>Tristan da Cunha Island
> >>Inaccessible Island
> >>Nightingale Island
> >>Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
> >>Falkland Islands
> >>South Sandwich Islands
> >>South Georgia
> >>British Antarctic Territory
> >>South Shetland Islands
> >>South Orkney Islands
> >>Antarctic Peninsula
> >>Starbuck Island
> >>Malden Island
> >>
> >>What about their freedom?
> >
> >
> > They like us.
>
> Yeah, they would like you to leave.
An example?
> >>>>Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the corner.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>It used to be your flag too.
> >>
> >>Yeah, but we've since redesigned it a few times. In fact, we have a flag
> >> redesigning ceremony taking place Friday. Are you comming comingafter
> >>party?
> >
> >
> > Will it end up with the Union Jack on it?
>
> Nah, we got our own union thingy going on here.
The one the Hawaiians and the Alaskans want out of.
> >>>>>>Considering the brutal exchange rate between American Dollars and
the
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Canadian "funny
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>money" with pictures of the Queen plastered all over it, Canada
> >>>>>>must really suck for so many of its citizens to make that costly
> >>>>>>pilgrimage.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>You hadn't noticed your own currencies nose dive?
> >>>>
> >>>>That we purposely did.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You deliberately ruined your own economy?
> >>
> >>No, we've made our products cheaper.
> >
> >
> > You don't make anything.
>
> Sure we do. Just look at the ruckus we've made.
Does noise and trouble count?
> >>The UN, Europe, and Asia have been complaining about it.
> >
> >
> > It's your illegal trade tariffs that bother them.
>
> It's illegal under whose law?
Yours.
> >>We deny dropping the dollar, of course.
> >
> >
> > When the dust settles you'll be using Euros.
>
> When the dust settles, the Euro will be dirty. Oh, BTW, Iraqi oil trades
> in US dollars.
Only because you stole it, athough you haven't sold much have you.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> > The Hawaiians want their freedom back, the people on Sark etc. are
happy.
>
> No they don't, Nick.
Have you ever been to Sark?
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > Wow, that's an impressive (not) list of minuscule and
> > insignificant specks lost in the world's oceans. You call that an
> > empire?
>
> Some of those were the tops of pilings in the temms.
Lets look at one of yours, Saipan:
"Groups allege widespread 'slavery' on Saipan"
"Women hired as waitresses from as far away as Russia are put towork as sex
slaves, according to the report. Commonwealthofficials say there is no sex
industry but one local newspaperreports that ''Saipan . . . is being
advertised as a top destinationfor sightseeing and sex tours in the
Pacific.""
"Even working 12 hours a day, seven days a week, most are unableto pay off
their debts, earn a living and send money home. Theirwages, subject to
deductions for room and board, often are notpaid at all."
"As part of an eight-month probe by Global Survival Network,
twoinvestigators - one posing as a U.S. buyer and the other as auniversity
researcher - interviewed 60 guest workers and usedhidden cameras to
videotape conditions in Saipan's factories,night clubs and workers'
dormitories. The report describes theseas ''barracks'' patrolled by security
guards and ringed withbarbed-wire fences."
Gitmo for young Asian women.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>The Hawaiians want their freedom back, the people on Sark etc. are
>>
> happy.
>
>>No they don't, Nick.
>
>
> Have you ever been to Sark?
no.
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>> I ordered 15 seeds from the bank at 10 bucks a pop. Only 5 grew into
> plants - 2 females and 3 males. The plus side is that I made about $6000
> and had more seeds.
How are your seed sales coming?
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
news:oVRLa.433$U51.399@no-spam
>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > Wow, that's an impressive (not) list of minuscule and
> > > insignificant specks lost in the world's oceans. You call that an
> > > empire?
> >
> > Some of those were the tops of pilings in the temms.
>
> Lets look at one of yours, Saipan:
>
> "Groups allege widespread 'slavery' on Saipan"
What part of Arizona is that in? Is it out Wickenburg way?
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > Lets look at one of yours, Saipan:
> >
> > "Groups allege widespread 'slavery' on Saipan"
>
> What part of Arizona is that in? Is it out Wickenburg way?
Near Geneva.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>As your wife always says to you, it isn't size that matters, it's what
>>>>
>>>you
>>>
>>>
>>>>>do with it.
>>>>
>>>>Nope... Women only say that to men with small dicks.
>>>
>>>
>>>Perhaps she needs glasses.
>>
>>Try giving her a magnifying glass instead..
>
>
> Your dick is that small?
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>see English speaking countries for details.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Details of where your empire *used* to be?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Details of people who's freedom we gave,
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You never *gave* anyone their freedom.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Of course we did.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>We're talking about nations, Nick, not murderers!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>We gave the Hawaiians their freedom, when are you going to?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>When they stop producing good weed!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Move to Holland.
>>>>
>>>>Nah, I just order the seeds from a seed bank catalog and grow my own.
>>>
>>>
>>>Don't you get sent to jail for 400 years with no chance of parole for
>>
> that
>
>>>sort of thing?
>>
>>I ordered 15 seeds from the bank at 10 bucks a pop. Only 5 grew into
>>plants - 2 females and 3 males. The plus side is that I made about $6000
>>and had more seeds.
>
>
> You are a drug dealer?
Back in my rebel days I was a guerilla pot farmer. I ended the operation
15 years ago.
>>>>>>>>>>You are simply tying to revise history into something slightly
>>>>>>>>>
> less
>
>>>>>>>>>embarrassing than what
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>the reality is.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Our crushing defeat in the Canadian war of independence?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Our humiliating withdrawal after Guernsey kicked us out?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>when are you going to give Hawaii
>>>>>>>>>>>back?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Give it back to whom?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>The Hawaiians.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>They don't want it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Then why do they keep asking for it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Hawaii" in English means "Good stiff ass reaming".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>It's always arses...
>>>>
>>>>...because arses are funnier then armpits.
>>>
>>>
>>>And who'd want to give an armpit a good stiff reaming...
>>
>>I've seen that in a movie.
>
>
> Little John should be able to arrange a latex armpit for you.
Hey thanks, does it feel like the real thing?
>>>>>>>>>>Didn't Cook claim it for England?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>And then we gave them their independence back, which is why their
>>>>>>>>
>>>flag
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>has
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>our flag in it, not yours.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's to show there history.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Because of their respect for us and our respect of their freedom.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Respect of their freedom?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Isle of Man
>>>>>>Jersey
>>>>>>Guernsey
>>>>>>Alderney
>>>>>>Sark
>>>>>>Gibraltar
>>>>>>British Indian Ocean Territory
>>>>>>Chagos Archipelago
>>>>>>Salomon Islands
>>>>>>Peros Banhos Atoll
>>>>>>Three Brothers, Eagle, and Danger Islands
>>>>>>The Egmont Islands
>>>>>>Diego Garcia
>>>>>>Turks & Caicos Islands
>>>>>>Grand Turk Island
>>>>>>Salt Cay
>>>>>>Grand Caicos Island
>>>>>>Bermuda
>>>>>>Cayman Islands
>>>>>>British Virgin Islands
>>>>>>Anguill
>>>>>>Montserrat
>>>>>>Pitcairn Island
>>>>>>Oeno Island
>>>>>>Henderson Island
>>>>>>Ducie Island
>>>>>>Phoenix Islands, etc.
>>>>>>Phoenix Group
>>>>>>Phoenix Island
>>>>>>Sydney Island
>>>>>>Hull Island
>>>>>>Gardner Island
>>>>>>Canton Island
>>>>>>Enderbury Island
>>>>>>Christmas Island
>>>>>>Fanning Island
>>>>>>Washington Island
>>>>>>St. Helena & Dependencies
>>>>>>St. Helena Island
>>>>>>Ascension Island
>>>>>>Tristan da Cunha Group
>>>>>>Tristan da Cunha Island
>>>>>>Inaccessible Island
>>>>>>Nightingale Island
>>>>>>Gough (Diego Alvarez) Island
>>>>>>Falkland Islands
>>>>>>South Sandwich Islands
>>>>>>South Georgia
>>>>>>British Antarctic Territory
>>>>>>South Shetland Islands
>>>>>>South Orkney Islands
>>>>>>Antarctic Peninsula
>>>>>>Starbuck Island
>>>>>>Malden Island
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What about their freedom?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>They like us.
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, they would like you to leave.
>>>
>>>
>>>An example?
>>
>>Bermuda.
>
>
> http://www.bermudasun.org/archives/2003-06-06/02Opinion04/
>
> Apparently not.
That's the opinion of that one guy. And here is what he said. If I may.
"when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right, I
think the Americans own us while the Italians feed us.
And the Canadians and the Americans educate us, the West Indians
entertain us on our vacations, the Azoreans clean our carpets and the
Filipinos clean our houses.
And the Cubans – so we have recently been told – will give us some culture.
The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is.
They are nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on
Bermuda, so it is hard to get lathered up about them."
Unquote.
He said the Americans own and educate him and the Brits are neither here
nor there. Hummm, I wonder what that means?
>>>>>>>>Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the corner.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>It used to be your flag too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yeah, but we've since redesigned it a few times. In fact, we have a
>>>>>
> flag
>
>>>>>>redesigning ceremony taking place Friday. Are you comming comingafter
>>>>>>party?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Will it end up with the Union Jack on it?
>>>>
>>>>Nah, we got our own union thingy going on here.
>>>
>>>
>>>The one the Hawaiians and the Alaskans want out of.
>>
>>Oh, now the Alaskans want out also? Is there no end?
>
>
> All your colonies seem to hate you, why not free them?
What colonies? We don't have colonies.
>>>>>>The UN, Europe, and Asia have been complaining about it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>It's your illegal trade tariffs that bother them.
>>>>
>>>>It's illegal under whose law?
>>>
>>>
>>>Yours.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>We deny dropping the dollar, of course.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>When the dust settles you'll be using Euros.
>>>>
>>>>When the dust settles, the Euro will be dirty. Oh, BTW, Iraqi oil trades
>>>>in US dollars.
>>>
>>>
>>>Only because you stole it, athough you haven't sold much have you.
>>
>>What about what your country did?
>
>
> Get dragged in to an illegal war by a moron?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody dragged you into anything. You came in on your
own accord.
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nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>You are a drug dealer?
>>
>>Back in my rebel days I was a guerilla pot farmer. I ended the operation
>>15 years ago.
>
>
> Now you grow tulips?
I have a nice and rustic garden. Along with flowers (such as tulips) I
also grow herbs, berries, and veggies. I also have a cherry and a peach
tree.
>>>>>And who'd want to give an armpit a good stiff reaming...
>>>>
>>>>I've seen that in a movie.
>>>
>>>
>>>Little John should be able to arrange a latex armpit for you.
>>
>>Hey thanks, does it feel like the real thing?
>
>
> You'll need to ask Little John.
>>>>>>Yeah, they would like you to leave.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>An example?
>>>>
>>>>Bermuda.
>>>
>>>
>>>http://www.bermudasun.org/archives/2003-06-06/02Opinion04/
>>>
>>>Apparently not.
>>
>>That's the opinion of that one guy. And here is what he said. If I may.
>>
>>"when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
>>insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right, I
>>think the Americans own us while the Italians feed us.
>>And the Canadians and the Americans educate us, the West Indians
>>entertain us on our vacations, the Azoreans clean our carpets and the
>>Filipinos clean our houses.
>>And the Cubans – so we have recently been told – will give us some
>
> culture.
>
>>The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
>>of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is.
>>They are nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on
>>Bermuda, so it is hard to get lathered up about them."
>>
>>Unquote.
>>
>>He said the Americans own and educate him and the Brits are neither here
>>nor there. Hummm, I wonder what that means?
>
>
> That we leave them to their own devices.
That the only positive aspect of your rule is that you're basically non
existent. In short, according to the author, your colony is run by
America. What other colonies to you have that we rule?
>>>>>>>>>>Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the corner.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>It used to be your flag too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Yeah, but we've since redesigned it a few times. In fact, we have a
>>>>>>>
>>>flag
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>redesigning ceremony taking place Friday. Are you comming
>>>>>>>
> comingafter
>
>>>>>>>>party?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Will it end up with the Union Jack on it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Nah, we got our own union thingy going on here.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>The one the Hawaiians and the Alaskans want out of.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, now the Alaskans want out also? Is there no end?
>>>
>>>
>>>All your colonies seem to hate you, why not free them?
>>
>>What colonies? We don't have colonies.
>
>
> Guam etc.
Guam is a commonwealth like Puerto Rico. The only colony we ever had was
the Philippines - and they got it back.
>>>Get dragged in to an illegal war by a moron?
>>
>>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody dragged you into anything. You came in on your
>>own accord.
>
>
> Did we fuck.
How would I know?
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>You are a drug dealer?
> >>
> >>Back in my rebel days I was a guerilla pot farmer. I ended the operation
> >>15 years ago.
> >
> >
> > Now you grow tulips?
>
> I have a nice and rustic garden. Along with flowers (such as tulips) I
> also grow herbs, berries, and veggies. I also have a cherry and a peach
> tree.
But you haven't been drawing 6 grand for your peaches.
> >>>>>And who'd want to give an armpit a good stiff reaming...
> >>>>
> >>>>I've seen that in a movie.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Little John should be able to arrange a latex armpit for you.
> >>
> >>Hey thanks, does it feel like the real thing?
> >
> >
> > You'll need to ask Little John.
>
>
> >>>>>>Yeah, they would like you to leave.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>An example?
> >>>>
> >>>>Bermuda.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>http://www.bermudasun.org/archives/2003-06-06/02Opinion04/
> >>>
> >>>Apparently not.
> >>
> >>That's the opinion of that one guy. And here is what he said. If I may.
> >>
> >>"when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
> >>insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right, I
> >>think the Americans own us while the Italians feed us.
> >>And the Canadians and the Americans educate us, the West Indians
> >>entertain us on our vacations, the Azoreans clean our carpets and the
> >>Filipinos clean our houses.
> >>And the Cubans – so we have recently been told – will give us some
> >
> > culture.
> >
> >>The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
> >>of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is.
> >>They are nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on
> >>Bermuda, so it is hard to get lathered up about them."
> >>
> >>Unquote.
> >>
> >>He said the Americans own and educate him and the Brits are neither here
> >>nor there. Hummm, I wonder what that means?
> >
> >
> > That we leave them to their own devices.
>
> That the only positive aspect of your rule is that you're basically non
> existent. In short, according to the author, your colony is run by
> America.
Where did he say that?
> What other colonies to you have that we rule?
America.
> >>>>>>>>>>Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the
corner.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>It used to be your flag too.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Yeah, but we've since redesigned it a few times. In fact, we have
a
> >>>>>>>
> >>>flag
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>>>>redesigning ceremony taking place Friday. Are you comming
> >>>>>>>
> > comingafter
> >
> >>>>>>>>party?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Will it end up with the Union Jack on it?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Nah, we got our own union thingy going on here.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The one the Hawaiians and the Alaskans want out of.
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh, now the Alaskans want out also? Is there no end?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>All your colonies seem to hate you, why not free them?
> >>
> >>What colonies? We don't have colonies.
> >
> >
> > Guam etc.
>
> Guam is a commonwealth like Puerto Rico. The only colony we ever had was
> the Philippines - and they got it back.
You know what I mean.
> >>>Get dragged in to an illegal war by a moron?
> >>
> >>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody dragged you into anything. You came in on your
> >>own accord.
> > Did we fuck.
>
> How would I know?
Didn't you just say we did?
> > I ordered 15 seeds from the bank at 10 bucks a pop. Only 5 grew into
> > plants - 2 females and 3 males. The plus side is that I made about $6000
> > and had more seeds.
>
> You are a drug dealer?
No foolio, he raises organic aromatics. Don't worry about it.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>You are a drug dealer?
>>>>
>>>>Back in my rebel days I was a guerilla pot farmer. I ended the operation
>>>>15 years ago.
>>>
>>>
>>>Now you grow tulips?
>>
>>I have a nice and rustic garden. Along with flowers (such as tulips) I
>>also grow herbs, berries, and veggies. I also have a cherry and a peach
>>tree.
>
>
> But you haven't been drawing 6 grand for your peaches.
The wife got prego with the first son so I gave it up before I got caught.
>>>>>>>And who'd want to give an armpit a good stiff reaming...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I've seen that in a movie.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Little John should be able to arrange a latex armpit for you.
>>>>
>>>>Hey thanks, does it feel like the real thing?
>>>
>>>
>>>You'll need to ask Little John.
>>
>>
>>>>>>>>Yeah, they would like you to leave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>An example?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Bermuda.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>http://www.bermudasun.org/archives/2003-06-06/02Opinion04/
>>>>>
>>>>>Apparently not.
>>>>
>>>>That's the opinion of that one guy. And here is what he said. If I may.
>>>>
>>>>"when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
>>>>insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right, I
>>>>think the Americans own us while the Italians feed us.
>>>>And the Canadians and the Americans educate us, the West Indians
>>>>entertain us on our vacations, the Azoreans clean our carpets and the
>>>>Filipinos clean our houses.
>>>>And the Cubans – so we have recently been told – will give us some
>>>
>>>culture.
>>>
>>>
>>>>The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
>>>>of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is.
>>>>They are nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on
>>>>Bermuda, so it is hard to get lathered up about them."
>>>>
>>>>Unquote.
>>>>
>>>>He said the Americans own and educate him and the Brits are neither here
>>>>nor there. Hummm, I wonder what that means?
>>>
>>>
>>>That we leave them to their own devices.
>>
>>That the only positive aspect of your rule is that you're basically non
>>existent. In short, according to the author, your colony is run by
>>America.
>
>
> Where did he say that?
"The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is. They are
nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on Bermuda, so it
is hard to get lathered up about them."
>>What other colonies to you have that we rule?
>
>
> America.
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the
>>>>>>>>>>>
> corner.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>It used to be your flag too.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, but we've since redesigned it a few times. In fact, we have
>>>>>>>>>
> a
>
>>>>>flag
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>redesigning ceremony taking place Friday. Are you comming
>>>>>>>>>
>>>comingafter
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>party?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Will it end up with the Union Jack on it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Nah, we got our own union thingy going on here.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The one the Hawaiians and the Alaskans want out of.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, now the Alaskans want out also? Is there no end?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>All your colonies seem to hate you, why not free them?
>>>>
>>>>What colonies? We don't have colonies.
>>>
>>>
>>>Guam etc.
>>
>>Guam is a commonwealth like Puerto Rico. The only colony we ever had was
>>the Philippines - and they got it back.
>
>
> You know what I mean.
Oh, when you said "colonies", I thought you meant "colonies". Silly me.
>>>>>Get dragged in to an illegal war by a moron?
>>>>
>>>>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody dragged you into anything. You came in on your
>>>>own accord.
>>>
>
>>>Did we fuck.
>>
>>How would I know?
>
>
> Didn't you just say we did?
Who did I say you fucked? Are you sure you weren't responding to Angkor
by mistake?
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"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Px0Ma.806$zN5.98979@no-spam
>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > Lets look at one of yours, Saipan:
> > >
> > > "Groups allege widespread 'slavery' on Saipan"
> >
> > What part of Arizona is that in? Is it out Wickenburg way?
>
> Near Geneva.
Wisconsin then.
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>"when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
> >>>>>>insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right,
I
> >>>>>>think the Americans own us while the Italians feed us.
> >>>>>>And the Canadians and the Americans educate us, the West Indians
> >>>>>>entertain us on our vacations, the Azoreans clean our carpets and
the
> >>>>>>Filipinos clean our houses.
> >>>>>>And the Cubans – so we have recently been told – will give us some
> >>>>>
> >>>>>culture.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just
part
> >>>>>>of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is.
> >>>>>>They are nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on
> >>>>>>Bermuda, so it is hard to get lathered up about them."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Unquote.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>He said the Americans own and educate him and the Brits are neither
> >>>>>
> > here
> >
> >>>>>>nor there. Hummm, I wonder what that means?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>That we leave them to their own devices.
> >>>>
> >>>>That the only positive aspect of your rule is that you're basically
non
> >>>>existent. In short, according to the author, your colony is run by
> >>>>America.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Where did he say that?
> >>
> >>"The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
> >>of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is. They are
> >>nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on Bermuda, so it
> >>is hard to get lathered up about them."
> >
> >
> > I was talking about the run by America bit.
>
> "when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
> insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right, I
> think the Americans own us ....."
So he did, that's the opinion of that one guy.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>What colonies? We don't have colonies.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Guam etc.
> >>>>
> >>>>Guam is a commonwealth like Puerto Rico. The only colony we ever had
was
> >>>>the Philippines - and they got it back.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You know what I mean.
> >>
> >>Oh, when you said "colonies", I thought you meant "colonies". Silly me.
> >
> >
> > Indeed.
>
> OK, so what would you like to know?
I don't care any more.
> >>>>>>>Get dragged in to an illegal war by a moron?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody dragged you into anything. You came in on
> >>>>>
> > your
> >
> >>>>>>own accord.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Did we fuck.
> >>>>
> >>>>How would I know?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Didn't you just say we did?
> >>
> >>Who did I say you fucked?
> >
> >
> > You didn't
> >
> >
> >>Are you sure you weren't responding to Angkor by mistake?
> >
> >
> > He fucked you?
>
> He strikes me more as a fuck-ee rather then a fuck-er. What I mean is,
> in all relationships there is the male and a female type. Angkor comes
> across as the whiny female type.
He seems to like slapping you about.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > > Lets look at one of yours, Saipan:
> > > >
> > > > "Groups allege widespread 'slavery' on Saipan"
> > >
> > > What part of Arizona is that in? Is it out Wickenburg way?
> >
> > Near Geneva.
>
> Wisconsin then.
Must be weird being American.
nick wrote:
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>I ordered 15 seeds from the bank at 10 bucks a pop. Only 5 grew
>>>>>
> into
>
>>>>>>plants - 2 females and 3 males. The plus side is that I made about
>>>>>
>>>$6000
>>>
>>>>>>and had more seeds.
>>>>>
>>>>>You are a drug dealer?
>>>>
>>>>No foolio, he raises organic aromatics. Don't worry about it.
>>>
>>>Looks like you need to smoke some of his aromatics.
>>
>>And break US laws? Heavens to Betsy! I could have the entire War On
>
> Drugs
>
>>brought down on me....
>
>
> Move to Europe.
You first.
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creation of my family - I have lived way beyond my dreams - and all
because of America," - Arnold Schwarzenegger.
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>"when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
>>>>>>>>insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right,
>>>>>>>
> I
>
>>>>>>>>think the Americans own us while the Italians feed us.
>>>>>>>>And the Canadians and the Americans educate us, the West Indians
>>>>>>>>entertain us on our vacations, the Azoreans clean our carpets and
>>>>>>>
> the
>
>>>>>>>>Filipinos clean our houses.
>>>>>>>>And the Cubans – so we have recently been told – will give us some
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>culture.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just
>>>>>>>
> part
>
>>>>>>>>of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is.
>>>>>>>>They are nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on
>>>>>>>>Bermuda, so it is hard to get lathered up about them."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Unquote.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>He said the Americans own and educate him and the Brits are neither
>>>>>>>
>>>here
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>nor there. Hummm, I wonder what that means?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That we leave them to their own devices.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That the only positive aspect of your rule is that you're basically
>>>>>
> non
>
>>>>>>existent. In short, according to the author, your colony is run by
>>>>>>America.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Where did he say that?
>>>>
>>>>"The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
>>>>of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is. They are
>>>>nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on Bermuda, so it
>>>>is hard to get lathered up about them."
>>>
>>>
>>>I was talking about the run by America bit.
>>
>>"when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
>>insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right, I
>>think the Americans own us ....."
>
>
> So he did, that's the opinion of that one guy.
Fuck'em!
>>>>>>>>What colonies? We don't have colonies.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Guam etc.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Guam is a commonwealth like Puerto Rico. The only colony we ever had
>>>>>
> was
>
>>>>>>the Philippines - and they got it back.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You know what I mean.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, when you said "colonies", I thought you meant "colonies". Silly me.
>>>
>>>
>>>Indeed.
>>
>>OK, so what would you like to know?
>
>
> I don't care any more.
Me neither.
>>>>>>>>>Get dragged in to an illegal war by a moron?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody dragged you into anything. You came in on
>>>>>>>
>>>your
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>own accord.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Did we fuck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>How would I know?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Didn't you just say we did?
>>>>
>>>>Who did I say you fucke