"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> phxbrd wrote:
>
> > "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> > >
> > > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > >
> > > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
earth.
> > >
> > > And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >
> > You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
a
> > private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>
> 100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
>
> > nearly all with swimming pools,
> > some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>
> Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
almost none in Phoenix.
>
> > He catches smallmouth
> > and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> > fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> > lawnmowers or rakes.
>
> I like lawnmowing!
Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
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> > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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> > > "jren57" <void@no-spam> wrote in message
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> > > >
> > > > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
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> > > > >
> > > > > "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > > > news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places
on
> > > earth.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> > > > >
> > > > > You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a
mansion
> > on
> > > a
> > > > > private lake shared with about 100 homes, nearly all with swimming
> > > pools,
> > > > > some with yards entirely screened in at roof height. He catches
> > > > smallmouth
> > > > > and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community
> has
> > > > > fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners
> have
> > > > > lawnmowers or rakes. My son has to race bicycles in order to
sweat.
> > > > >
> > > > > I like Arizona better. So does he.
> > > > >
> > > > But your son had to go to Florida because his drug dealing activates
> > would
> > > > be so much more limited in Arizona
> > >
> > > The Cardinals football player they busted yesterday seemed to have
> > differed
> > > with your witless opinion.
> > >
> > > My son was a user, but never much of a dealer.
> >
> > So he WAS a dealer.
>
> The only junkies who don't share the cost of the drugs are those like you
> with no friends. Even yer mother sold 3 ouncers to pay for her 1.
I'm not a junkie and nor was my mother, Hammond. And, unlike you, I have
friends.
> > >He found an easier way to
> > > live well. He married a girl soon to be partner in a freighter line
> > plying
> > > NYC/Boston to ports in the Caribbean.
> >
> > He became as lazy as you then, Hammond.
>
> Where'd I say that?
Stop denying it, Hammond.
> He blisters the trails near his house both morning and
> evening on a mountain bike and goes road riding at least once or twice
each
> week. That's in additon to working 4-5 hours each weekday he feels like
> working. He also lifts weights 2-3 times per week.
Yeah right, Hammond.
phxbrd wrote:
> "Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:3EFA2DD6.26129E1C@no-spam
> >
> >
> > nick wrote:
> >
> > > "Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> > >
> > > > > nearly all with swimming pools,
> > > > > some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> > > >
> > > > Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> > >
> > > If your neighbours were American...
> >
> > Ewww, I'll go get the hammer!
>
> I forgot to mention that most of those screened-in yards match up with two
> story houses. Some screened yards continue the roof line above the attic.
> Diving, pool, volleyball, tennis courts, and second story balcony are all
> possible.
>
> You fuckin peasants are awed by such luxury, innit?
I'm awed by your command of whatever language it is you imagine you're using!
Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> phxbrd wrote:
>
>
>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
>>news:3EFA26ED.E07AA097@no-spam
>>
>>>
>>>phxbrd wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
>>>>
>>>>>"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>>>>>
>>earth.
>>
>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>>>>
>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
>>>
>>a
>>
>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>>>
>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>>
>>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
>>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
>>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
>>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
>>
>
>
> By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
The Pacific Ocean has gators?
>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>
>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>
>>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
>>almost none in Phoenix.
>
>
> So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
>>>>He catches smallmouth
>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
>>>
>>>I like lawnmowing!
>>
>>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
>
>
> Consider yourself broken.
>
> Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
>but lawnmowing makes a
> pleasant change.
That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
weed-whacking is finished.
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Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> nick wrote:
>
>
>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
>>
>>
>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>
>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>
>>If your neighbours were American...
>
>
> Ewww, I'll go get the hammer!
Your American made hammer? What brand did you say it was?
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > phxbrd wrote:
> >
> >
> >>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> >>
> >>>"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
> >>>
> >>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >>
> >>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
> >>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
> >
> >
> > 100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>
> A private lake mean it's own solely by the people living on it - as
> opposed to it being a town lake.
>
Yeah, I know now that you yanks have your own meanings for English words!
>
> >>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >
> >
> > Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>
> Bugs, Greg, Bugs! It's common in Florida to have what is known as
> "Florida rooms". It's a big screened in part of the yard.
Why do you go to all that work to keep bugs in?
>
>
> >>He catches smallmouth
> >>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> >>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> >>lawnmowers or rakes.
> >
> >
> > I like lawnmowing!
>
> Do you hook the mower to the front of your wheel chair, or drag it from
> behind?
Ride-on, Chris.
>
>
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> nick wrote:
> > "Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> >
> >>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>
> >>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >
> >
> > If your neighbours were American...
>
> They probably are since a lot of us have vacation homes.
May I offer my most sincere sympathies.
Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > phxbrd wrote:
> >
> >
> >>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>news:3EFA26ED.E07AA097@no-spam
> >>
> >>>
> >>>phxbrd wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> >>>>
> >>>>>"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> >>>>>
> >>earth.
> >>
> >>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >>>>
> >>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
> >>>
> >>a
> >>
> >>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
> >>>
> >>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
> >>
> >>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
> >>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
> >>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
> >>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
> >>
> >
> >
> > By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
>
> The Pacific Ocean has gators?
Not that I'm aware of - you need gators to be private???
>
>
> >>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>
> >>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>
> >>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
> >>almost none in Phoenix.
> >
> >
> > So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
>
> Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
You don't have bars in Arizona? It sounds more desolate every time I hear of it!
>
>
> >>>>He catches smallmouth
> >>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> >>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> >>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
> >>>
> >>>I like lawnmowing!
> >>
> >>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
> >
> >
> > Consider yourself broken.
> >
> > Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
>
> >but lawnmowing makes a
> > pleasant change.
>
> That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
> weed-whacking is finished.
I guess you had to give up after you lost sight of your feet.
>
>
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > nick wrote:
> >
> >
> >>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>
> >>
> >>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>
> >>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>
> >>If your neighbours were American...
> >
> >
> > Ewww, I'll go get the hammer!
>
> Your American made hammer? What brand did you say it was?
Rabone - the best Taiwan has to offer!
Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>>nick wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>>>
>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>>>
>>>>If your neighbours were American...
>>>
>>>
>>>Ewww, I'll go get the hammer!
>>
>>Your American made hammer? What brand did you say it was?
>
>
> Rabone - the best Taiwan has to offer!
What did you do with that American one. You remember, the one that
doesn't sell well here. Or was that your shovel?
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Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>>phxbrd wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
>>>>>
>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>>>>
>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>>>
>>>
>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>>
>>A private lake mean it's own solely by the people living on it - as
>>opposed to it being a town lake.
>>
>
>
> Yeah, I know now that you yanks have your own meanings for English words!
What do you call a private lake in Red Coat tongue?
>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>
>>>
>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>
>>Bugs, Greg, Bugs! It's common in Florida to have what is known as
>>"Florida rooms". It's a big screened in part of the yard.
>
>
> Why do you go to all that work to keep bugs in?
They're fun to chase around with tennis rackets.
>>>>He catches smallmouth
>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
>>>
>>>
>>>I like lawnmowing!
>>
>>Do you hook the mower to the front of your wheel chair, or drag it from
>>behind?
>
>
> Ride-on, Chris.
I know it's a ride-on, but did you ever think of buying a tractor mower?
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Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>>phxbrd wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>news:3EFA26ED.E07AA097@no-spam
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>phxbrd wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>>>>>>>
>>>>earth.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
>>>>>
>>>>a
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>>>>>
>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>>>>
>>>>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
>>>>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
>>>>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
>>>>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
>>
>>The Pacific Ocean has gators?
>
>
> Not that I'm aware of - you need gators to be private???
We're trying everything we can to keep the Chinks out.
>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>>>
>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>>>
>>>>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
>>>>almost none in Phoenix.
>>>
>>>
>>>So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
>>
>>Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
>
>
> You don't have bars in Arizona? It sounds more desolate every time I hear of it!
Sure they have bars, but Florida has more Cuban cigars.
>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
>>>>>
>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
>>>>
>>>>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
>>>
>>>
>>>Consider yourself broken.
>>>
>>>Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
>>
>>>but lawnmowing makes a
>>>pleasant change.
>>
>>That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
>>weed-whacking is finished.
>
>
> I guess you had to give up after you lost sight of your feet.
It's all the grits I've been eating.
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>>nick wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>>>
> >>>>If your neighbours were American...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Ewww, I'll go get the hammer!
> >>
> >>Your American made hammer? What brand did you say it was?
> >
> >
> > Rabone - the best Taiwan has to offer!
>
> What did you do with that American one. You remember, the one that
> doesn't sell well here. Or was that your shovel?
That was a US army trenching shovel - damn good little shovel too!
>
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>>phxbrd wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >>>>
> >>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
> >>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
> >>
> >>A private lake mean it's own solely by the people living on it - as
> >>opposed to it being a town lake.
> >>
> >
> >
> > Yeah, I know now that you yanks have your own meanings for English words!
>
> What do you call a private lake in Red Coat tongue?
A pond.
>
>
> >>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>
> >>Bugs, Greg, Bugs! It's common in Florida to have what is known as
> >>"Florida rooms". It's a big screened in part of the yard.
> >
> >
> > Why do you go to all that work to keep bugs in?
>
> They're fun to chase around with tennis rackets.
>
> >>>>He catches smallmouth
> >>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> >>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> >>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>I like lawnmowing!
> >>
> >>Do you hook the mower to the front of your wheel chair, or drag it from
> >>behind?
> >
> >
> > Ride-on, Chris.
>
> I know it's a ride-on, but did you ever think of buying a tractor mower?
Why would anyone want to mow tractors? The local farmers would get cross!
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>>phxbrd wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>news:3EFA26ED.E07AA097@no-spam
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>phxbrd wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>earth.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
> >>>>>
> >>>>a
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
> >>>>>
> >>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
> >>>>
> >>>>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
> >>>>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
> >>>>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
> >>>>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
> >>
> >>The Pacific Ocean has gators?
> >
> >
> > Not that I'm aware of - you need gators to be private???
>
> We're trying everything we can to keep the Chinks out.
Shutting the door might help?
>
>
> >>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>>>
> >>>>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
> >>>>almost none in Phoenix.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
> >>
> >>Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
> >
> >
> > You don't have bars in Arizona? It sounds more desolate every time I hear of it!
>
> Sure they have bars, but Florida has more Cuban cigars.
Strange, one never hears of "Floridaian cigars".
>
>
> >>>>>>He catches smallmouth
> >>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> >>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> >>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I like lawnmowing!
> >>>>
> >>>>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Consider yourself broken.
> >>>
> >>>Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
> >>
> >>>but lawnmowing makes a
> >>>pleasant change.
> >>
> >>That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
> >>weed-whacking is finished.
> >
> >
> > I guess you had to give up after you lost sight of your feet.
>
> It's all the grits I've been eating.
A weed whacker to chop up grits? - I never thought of that. What are grits?
>
>
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>
> >>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >
> >
> > If your neighbours were American...
>
> They probably are since a lot of us have vacation homes.
Where's yours?
"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
news:bddb04$ri4dh$1@no-spam
>
>
> I forgot
That will be the side effects of the lipitor, Hammond. Innit.
Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 08:44:07 GMT
On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 11:06:47 -0700, "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam>
wrote:
>
>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
>news:MXkKa.568$QA2.92591@no-spam
>>
>> "jren57" <void@no-spam> wrote in message
>>
>> > > You are a coward, girl.
>> > >
>> > Crispy Roast Hammond, an Arizona speciality.
>>
>> From here http://www.hammond.org/?
>
>I believe that's almost a suburb of New Orleans, where have flown 4-5 flags,
>only one of which may have been engle. See Melting Pot
>
>An almost suburb of Chicago is Hammond, Indiana. Guess whose family it's
>named after?
The Hammersteins!
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"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:bddb04$ri4dh$1@no-spam
> >
Good to see your continued acceptance of the header, Seth.
Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>>>>
>>>>A private lake mean it's own solely by the people living on it - as
>>>>opposed to it being a town lake.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Yeah, I know now that you yanks have your own meanings for English words!
>>
>>What do you call a private lake in Red Coat tongue?
>
>
> A pond.
OK, then what do you call a private pond?
>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
>>>>
>>>>Do you hook the mower to the front of your wheel chair, or drag it from
>>>>behind?
>>>
>>>
>>>Ride-on, Chris.
>>
>>I know it's a ride-on, but did you ever think of buying a tractor mower?
>
>
> Why would anyone want to mow tractors? The local farmers would get cross!
They are already cross from then lack of lamb sales.
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Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>earth.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>a
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
>>>>>>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
>>>>>>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
>>>>>>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
>>>>
>>>>The Pacific Ocean has gators?
>>>
>>>
>>>Not that I'm aware of - you need gators to be private???
>>
>>We're trying everything we can to keep the Chinks out.
>
>
> Shutting the door might help?
They'll just tunnel through the earth. They are very determined you know.
>>>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
>>>>>>almost none in Phoenix.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
>>>>
>>>>Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
>>>
>>>
>>>You don't have bars in Arizona? It sounds more desolate every time I hear of it!
>>
>>Sure they have bars, but Florida has more Cuban cigars.
>
>
> Strange, one never hears of "Floridaian cigars".
Actually, Florida produces a few brands of cigars. They are really good
if you like shitty cigars.
>>>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
>>>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
>>>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
>>>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Consider yourself broken.
>>>>>
>>>>>Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
>>>>
>>>>>but lawnmowing makes a
>>>>>pleasant change.
>>>>
>>>>That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
>>>>weed-whacking is finished.
>>>
>>>
>>>I guess you had to give up after you lost sight of your feet.
>>
>>It's all the grits I've been eating.
>
>
> A weed whacker to chop up grits? - I never thought of that. What are grits?
It's like cream of wheat only made with corn.
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nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>>
>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>>
>>>
>>>If your neighbours were American...
>>
>>They probably are since a lot of us have vacation homes.
>
>
> Where's yours?
I don't have one yet. But I will thou.
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
> >>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
> >>>>
> >>>>A private lake mean it's own solely by the people living on it - as
> >>>>opposed to it being a town lake.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Yeah, I know now that you yanks have your own meanings for English words!
> >>
> >>What do you call a private lake in Red Coat tongue?
> >
> >
> > A pond.
>
> OK, then what do you call a private pond?
A pond.
>
>
> >>>>>>He catches smallmouth
> >>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> >>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> >>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I like lawnmowing!
> >>>>
> >>>>Do you hook the mower to the front of your wheel chair, or drag it from
> >>>>behind?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Ride-on, Chris.
> >>
> >>I know it's a ride-on, but did you ever think of buying a tractor mower?
> >
> >
> > Why would anyone want to mow tractors? The local farmers would get cross!
>
> They are already cross from then lack of lamb sales.
The number of lamb sales is fine, it's the lamb sales blocked by the socialist US
government that makes them cross.
>
>
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>earth.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>a
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
> >>>>>>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
> >>>>>>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
> >>>>>>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
> >>>>
> >>>>The Pacific Ocean has gators?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Not that I'm aware of - you need gators to be private???
> >>
> >>We're trying everything we can to keep the Chinks out.
> >
> >
> > Shutting the door might help?
>
> They'll just tunnel through the earth. They are very determined you know.
Just checked my Atlas, the tunnel must come out somewhere in ... Manhatten!
>
>
> >>>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
> >>>>>>almost none in Phoenix.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
> >>>>
> >>>>Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You don't have bars in Arizona? It sounds more desolate every time I hear of it!
> >>
> >>Sure they have bars, but Florida has more Cuban cigars.
> >
> >
> > Strange, one never hears of "Floridaian cigars".
>
> Actually, Florida produces a few brands of cigars. They are really good
> if you like shitty cigars.
No, apparently they don't even rate "shitty"!
>
>
> >>>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
> >>>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> >>>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> >>>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Consider yourself broken.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
> >>>>
> >>>>>but lawnmowing makes a
> >>>>>pleasant change.
> >>>>
> >>>>That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
> >>>>weed-whacking is finished.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>I guess you had to give up after you lost sight of your feet.
> >>
> >>It's all the grits I've been eating.
> >
> >
> > A weed whacker to chop up grits? - I never thought of that. What are grits?
>
> It's like cream of wheat only made with corn.
You make cream from wheat? Cheeze from vegetable oil, beef from oil and cardboard and
lamb from US peasant farmers - I think I'll bring my own food when I visit.
>
>
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"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:<bdd0sp$s79fs$1@no-spam>...
> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> >
> > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> >
> > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
> >
> > And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>
> You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
> private lake shared with about 100 homes, nearly all with swimming pools,
> some with yards entirely screened in at roof height. He catches smallmouth
> and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> lawnmowers or rakes. My son has to race bicycles in order to sweat.
That sounds like a very expensive rehabilitation clinic he is staying
at. Who's footing the bill?
>
> I like Arizona better. So does he.
And providing you all stay there, the rest of us like it too.
"phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:<bdcvep$rq11c$1@no-spam>...
> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
Americans who used to live there.
>
> Fuck California.
>
> And fuck foreigners, especially engles....
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on a keyboard and the electrons formed this:
> "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:<bdcvep$rq11c$1@no-spam>...
>
>> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>> earth.
>
> That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> Americans who used to live there.
You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
state is inhabited by NAs.
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"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
news:RIJKa.410$s34.166345@no-spam
>
> "Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> > >> earth.
> > >
> > > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > > Americans who used to live there.
> >
> > You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> > state is inhabited by NAs.
>
> Mexicans don't count.
Yes they can;-)
On 26 Jun 2003, "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> tapped on a
keyboard and the electrons formed this:
> "Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>> >> earth.
>> >
>> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
>> > Americans who used to live there.
>>
>> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
>> state is inhabited by NAs.
>
> Mexicans don't count.
I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
Weasel your way out of that.
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"Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message
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> "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
news:<bdd0sp$s79fs$1@no-spam>...
> > "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> > >
> > > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > >
> > > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
earth.
> > >
> > > And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >
> > You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
a
> > private lake shared with about 100 homes, nearly all with swimming
pools,
> > some with yards entirely screened in at roof height. He catches
smallmouth
> > and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> > fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> > lawnmowers or rakes. My son has to race bicycles in order to sweat.
>
> That sounds like a very expensive rehabilitation clinic he is staying
> at. Who's footing the bill?
You foreigners, ultimately. More and more of us live like that, while more
and more of you eat vat sludge.
"Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Xns93A68C760BA51larryathome@no-spam
> On 26 Jun 2003, sinister_prog@no-spam (Ed Down@no-spam tapped
> on a keyboard and the electrons formed this:
>
> > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:<bdcvep$rq11c$1@no-spam>...
> >
> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> >> earth.
> >
> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > Americans who used to live there.
>
> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> state is inhabited by NAs.
Now you've scared him off. I was gonna lure his ass into a box canyon and
have some fun with him.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
news:RIJKa.410$s34.166345@no-spam
>
> "Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> > >> earth.
> > >
> > > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > > Americans who used to live there.
> >
> > You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> > state is inhabited by NAs.
>
> Mexicans don't count.
>
The difference?
Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
>>>
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>earth.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>a
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
>>>>>>>>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
>>>>>>>>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
>>>>>>>>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Pacific Ocean has gators?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Not that I'm aware of - you need gators to be private???
>>>>
>>>>We're trying everything we can to keep the Chinks out.
>>>
>>>
>>>Shutting the door might help?
>>
>>They'll just tunnel through the earth. They are very determined you know.
>
>
> Just checked my Atlas, the tunnel must come out somewhere in ... Manhatten!
Of course, that's where all the good Chinese food dishes were created.
>>>>>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
>>>>>>>>almost none in Phoenix.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You don't have bars in Arizona? It sounds more desolate every time I hear of it!
>>>>
>>>>Sure they have bars, but Florida has more Cuban cigars.
>>>
>>>
>>>Strange, one never hears of "Floridaian cigars".
>>
>>Actually, Florida produces a few brands of cigars. They are really good
>>if you like shitty cigars.
>
>
> No, apparently they don't even rate "shitty"!
What rating would shitty get if shitty got shitty ratings?
>>>>>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
>>>>>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
>>>>>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
>>>>>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Consider yourself broken.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>but lawnmowing makes a
>>>>>>>pleasant change.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
>>>>>>weed-whacking is finished.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I guess you had to give up after you lost sight of your feet.
>>>>
>>>>It's all the grits I've been eating.
>>>
>>>
>>>A weed whacker to chop up grits? - I never thought of that. What are grits?
>>
>>It's like cream of wheat only made with corn.
>
>
> You make cream from wheat? Cheeze from vegetable oil, beef from oil and cardboard and
> lamb from US peasant farmers - I think I'll bring my own food when I visit.
You never had a nice hot bowl of cream of wheat? It's like oatmeal but
instead made with wheat meal. Some people like to add a dollop of butter
on top, but I like mine with blueberries and maybe a sprinkle of sugar
or maple syrup. It's good in front of the fire on a chilly night.
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Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
>>>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A private lake mean it's own solely by the people living on it - as
>>>>>>opposed to it being a town lake.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Yeah, I know now that you yanks have your own meanings for English words!
>>>>
>>>>What do you call a private lake in Red Coat tongue?
>>>
>>>
>>>A pond.
>>
>>OK, then what do you call a private pond?
>
>
> A pond.
How do you distinguish from a private pond or a public pond?
>>>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
>>>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
>>>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
>>>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Do you hook the mower to the front of your wheel chair, or drag it from
>>>>>>behind?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ride-on, Chris.
>>>>
>>>>I know it's a ride-on, but did you ever think of buying a tractor mower?
>>>
>>>
>>>Why would anyone want to mow tractors? The local farmers would get cross!
>>
>>They are already cross from then lack of lamb sales.
>
>
> The number of lamb sales is fine, it's the lamb sales blocked by the socialist US
> government that makes them cross.
But if the sales are fine, what's their problem?
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Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>nick wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If your neighbours were American...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ewww, I'll go get the hammer!
>>>>
>>>>Your American made hammer? What brand did you say it was?
>>>
>>>
>>>Rabone - the best Taiwan has to offer!
>>
>>What did you do with that American one. You remember, the one that
>>doesn't sell well here. Or was that your shovel?
>
>
> That was a US army trenching shovel - damn good little shovel too!
Believe it or not, we had to dig foxholes with that little fucker.
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On 26 Jun 2003, "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> tapped on a
keyboard and the electrons formed this:
> "Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:Xns93A68C760BA51larryathome@no-spam
>> On 26 Jun 2003, sinister_prog@no-spam (Ed Down@no-spam
>> tapped on a keyboard and the electrons formed this:
>>
>> > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>> > news:<bdcvep$rq11c$1@no-spam>...
>> >
>> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places
>> >> on earth.
>> >
>> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the
>> > native Americans who used to live there.
>>
>> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of
>> this state is inhabited by NAs.
>
> Now you've scared him off. I was gonna lure his ass into a box
> canyon and have some fun with him.
Aw, he's just off begging for a quid to pay for his next pint.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
news:3EFB8675.3070603@no-spam
>
>
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>nick wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>If your neighbours were American...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Ewww, I'll go get the hammer!
> >>>>
> >>>>Your American made hammer? What brand did you say it was?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Rabone - the best Taiwan has to offer!
> >>
> >>What did you do with that American one. You remember, the one that
> >>doesn't sell well here. Or was that your shovel?
> >
> >
> > That was a US army trenching shovel - damn good little shovel too!
>
> Believe it or not, we had to dig foxholes with that little fucker.
My grandfather's little factory made those, along with many other war-time
contractors. He made M-1 bayonets, too....
"Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
news:Xns93A6ABCBCA659larryathome@no-spam
> On 26 Jun 2003, "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> tapped on a
> keyboard and the electrons formed this:
>
> > "Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:Xns93A68C760BA51larryathome@no-spam
> >> On 26 Jun 2003, sinister_prog@no-spam (Ed Down@no-spam
> >> tapped on a keyboard and the electrons formed this:
> >>
> >> > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> >> > news:<bdcvep$rq11c$1@no-spam>...
> >> >
> >> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places
> >> >> on earth.
> >> >
> >> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the
> >> > native Americans who used to live there.
> >>
> >> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of
> >> this state is inhabited by NAs.
> >
> > Now you've scared him off. I was gonna lure his ass into a box
> > canyon and have some fun with him.
>
> Aw, he's just off begging for a quid to pay for his next pint.
Got a purty mouth, ain't he? Make him pay for that quid....
Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >>>
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>earth.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>a
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
> >>>>>>>>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
> >>>>>>>>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
> >>>>>>>>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>The Pacific Ocean has gators?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Not that I'm aware of - you need gators to be private???
> >>>>
> >>>>We're trying everything we can to keep the Chinks out.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Shutting the door might help?
> >>
> >>They'll just tunnel through the earth. They are very determined you know.
> >
> >
> > Just checked my Atlas, the tunnel must come out somewhere in ... Manhatten!
>
> Of course, that's where all the good Chinese food dishes were created.
Chinese Hamburger and Chinese Chile?
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
> >>>>>>>>almost none in Phoenix.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>You don't have bars in Arizona? It sounds more desolate every time I hear of it!
> >>>>
> >>>>Sure they have bars, but Florida has more Cuban cigars.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Strange, one never hears of "Floridaian cigars".
> >>
> >>Actually, Florida produces a few brands of cigars. They are really good
> >>if you like shitty cigars.
> >
> >
> > No, apparently they don't even rate "shitty"!
>
> What rating would shitty get if shitty got shitty ratings?
Seweragars?
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
> >>>>>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> >>>>>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> >>>>>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Consider yourself broken.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>but lawnmowing makes a
> >>>>>>>pleasant change.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
> >>>>>>weed-whacking is finished.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I guess you had to give up after you lost sight of your feet.
> >>>>
> >>>>It's all the grits I've been eating.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>A weed whacker to chop up grits? - I never thought of that. What are grits?
> >>
> >>It's like cream of wheat only made with corn.
> >
> >
> > You make cream from wheat? Cheeze from vegetable oil, beef from oil and cardboard and
> > lamb from US peasant farmers - I think I'll bring my own food when I visit.
>
> You never had a nice hot bowl of cream of wheat?
Our wheat has to have cream added. (if that's what you want) it does not naturally cream
itself.
> It's like oatmeal but
> instead made with wheat meal.
Why?
> Some people like to add a dollop of butter
> on top,
Sort of unmade bread?
> but I like mine with blueberries and maybe a sprinkle of sugar
> or maple syrup.
Do you eat the flourmeal as well, or just pick the blueberrys and sugar off the top?
> It's good in front of the fire on a chilly night.
> Sharing silly stories with the one you love, while getting a slow but
> comfortable blow job from her better looking sister.
Where do you put the flourmeal?
>
>
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on a
> >>>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>A private lake mean it's own solely by the people living on it - as
> >>>>>>opposed to it being a town lake.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Yeah, I know now that you yanks have your own meanings for English words!
> >>>>
> >>>>What do you call a private lake in Red Coat tongue?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>A pond.
> >>
> >>OK, then what do you call a private pond?
> >
> >
> > A pond.
>
> How do you distinguish from a private pond or a public pond?
Why should I care?
>
>
> >>>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
> >>>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> >>>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> >>>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Do you hook the mower to the front of your wheel chair, or drag it from
> >>>>>>behind?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Ride-on, Chris.
> >>>>
> >>>>I know it's a ride-on, but did you ever think of buying a tractor mower?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Why would anyone want to mow tractors? The local farmers would get cross!
> >>
> >>They are already cross from then lack of lamb sales.
> >
> >
> > The number of lamb sales is fine, it's the lamb sales blocked by the socialist US
> > government that makes them cross.
>
> But if the sales are fine, what's their problem?
The sales are fine until your government blocks them, then both buyer and seller get
titchy - the problem is that your government is farmer socialist.
>
>
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>nick wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>"Gregory Procter" <procter@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
> >>>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>If your neighbours were American...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Ewww, I'll go get the hammer!
> >>>>
> >>>>Your American made hammer? What brand did you say it was?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Rabone - the best Taiwan has to offer!
> >>
> >>What did you do with that American one. You remember, the one that
> >>doesn't sell well here. Or was that your shovel?
> >
> >
> > That was a US army trenching shovel - damn good little shovel too!
>
> Believe it or not, we had to dig foxholes with that little fucker.
I've only used it to dig the VW out of ravines and the like.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:<bZKKa.66499$Io.6243025@no-spam>...
> "Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:23aa1f91.0306261211.313f4f03@no-spam
> > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:<bdd0sp$s79fs$1@no-spam>...
> > > "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > news:NmnKa.679$QA2.119433@no-spam
> > > >
> > > > "phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> earth.
> > > >
> > > > And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
> > >
> > > You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
> a
> > > private lake shared with about 100 homes, nearly all with swimming
> pools,
> > > some with yards entirely screened in at roof height. He catches
> smallmouth
> > > and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
> > > fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
> > > lawnmowers or rakes. My son has to race bicycles in order to sweat.
> >
> > That sounds like a very expensive rehabilitation clinic he is staying
> > at. Who's footing the bill?
>
> You foreigners, ultimately. More and more of us live like that,
as more and more of you are rehabilitated
>while more
> and more of you eat vat sludge.
Yesterdays leftover roadkill for dinner tonight, isn't it?
"Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
> >> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> >> >> earth.
> >> >
> >> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> >> > Americans who used to live there.
> >>
> >> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> >> state is inhabited by NAs.
> >
> > Mexicans don't count.
>
> I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
> claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
They're not Native Americans for starters.
> Weasel your way out of that.
>
> --
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"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> Now you've scared him off. I was gonna lure his ass into a box canyon and
> have some fun with him.
Have you got bored with the plastic arse you got from LJ?
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> > > >> earth.
> > > >
> > > > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > > > Americans who used to live there.
> > >
> > > You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> > > state is inhabited by NAs.
> >
> > Mexicans don't count.
> >
>
> The difference?
Is it that bad now in Phoenix?
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on earth.
> >
> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > Americans who used to live there.
>
> Yatahey!
That's a terrible cough you have.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
news:hdLKa.66523$Io.6244831@no-spam
> Now you've scared him off. I was gonna lure his ass into a box canyon and
> have some fun with him.
Hey Ed; Hammond wants sex with you.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
news:wSRKa.19$tF5.8@no-spam
>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
earth.
> > >
> > > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > > Americans who used to live there.
> >
> > Yatahey!
>
> That's a terrible cough you have.
It is called a 'death rattle', Nick.
On 26 Jun 2003, "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> tapped on
a keyboard and the electrons formed this:
> "Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>> >> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful
>> >> >> places on earth.
>> >> >
>> >> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the
>> >> > native Americans who used to live there.
>> >>
>> >> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of
>> >> this state is inhabited by NAs.
>> >
>> > Mexicans don't count.
>>
>> I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're
>> always claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they
>> count..?
>
> They're not Native Americans for starters.
I wasn't counting them as I've already said. YOU brought it up.
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nick wrote:
> "Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>>>>>>earth.
>>>>>
>>>>>That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
>>>>>Americans who used to live there.
>>>>
>>>>You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
>>>>state is inhabited by NAs.
>>>
>>>Mexicans don't count.
>>
>>I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
>>claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
>
>
> They're not Native Americans for starters.
They can't be Native Americans, you Brits just about killed them all off.
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Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>earth.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>And retiring in Florida was beyond your budget.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You wish you coulda been with me. My playboy son lives in a mansion on
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>a
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>private lake shared with about 100 homes,
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>100 homes share a private lake - that's hardly "private".
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>It is when there's no public access, and is all owned by the community.
>>>>>>>>>>They dredge muck up from the Everglades environment to create building lots.
>>>>>>>>>>Canals and such lakes allow boating, fishing, etc., even well inland from
>>>>>>>>>>the ocean or gulf. Just gotta watch for 'gators.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>By those standards, I reckon the Pacific ocean qualifies as private.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The Pacific Ocean has gators?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Not that I'm aware of - you need gators to be private???
>>>>>>
>>>>>>We're trying everything we can to keep the Chinks out.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Shutting the door might help?
>>>>
>>>>They'll just tunnel through the earth. They are very determined you know.
>>>
>>>
>>>Just checked my Atlas, the tunnel must come out somewhere in ... Manhatten!
>>
>>Of course, that's where all the good Chinese food dishes were created.
>
>
> Chinese Hamburger and Chinese Chile?
Well, we can start with Chop Suey....
>>>>>>>>>>>>nearly all with swimming pools,
>>>>>>>>>>>>some with yards entirely screened in at roof height.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Why would you entirely roof in a yard?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Bugs. Florida has zillions. Arizona has a few at high elevations, but
>>>>>>>>>>almost none in Phoenix.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>So you're saying Florida is more attractive than Phoenix? (for bugs)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Florida is much wetter then Arizona. Bugs sometimes get thirsty.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You don't have bars in Arizona? It sounds more desolate every time I hear of it!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Sure they have bars, but Florida has more Cuban cigars.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Strange, one never hears of "Floridaian cigars".
>>>>
>>>>Actually, Florida produces a few brands of cigars. They are really good
>>>>if you like shitty cigars.
>>>
>>>
>>>No, apparently they don't even rate "shitty"!
>>
>>What rating would shitty get if shitty got shitty ratings?
>
>
> Seweragars?
Seweragars? Is that a new brand of Ns beer?
>>>>>>>>>>>>He catches smallmouth
>>>>>>>>>>>>and peacock bass while standing in manicured turf. The community has
>>>>>>>>>>>>fulltime professional landscaping and yard care, so no homeowners have
>>>>>>>>>>>>lawnmowers or rakes.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I like lawnmowing!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Better than bass fishing or lolling about in the pool? Give me a break....
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Consider yourself broken.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Sure, bass fishing and lolling around in a pool are fine,
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>but lawnmowing makes a
>>>>>>>>>pleasant change.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's why I have my 14 year old to it. He changes to mowing after the
>>>>>>>>weed-whacking is finished.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I guess you had to give up after you lost sight of your feet.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It's all the grits I've been eating.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>A weed whacker to chop up grits? - I never thought of that. What are grits?
>>>>
>>>>It's like cream of wheat only made with corn.
>>>
>>>
>>>You make cream from wheat? Cheeze from vegetable oil, beef from oil and cardboard and
>>>lamb from US peasant farmers - I think I'll bring my own food when I visit.
>>
>>You never had a nice hot bowl of cream of wheat?
>
>
> Our wheat has to have cream added. (if that's what you want) it does not naturally cream
> itself.
Ours neither. In fact, out wheat hasn't creamed itself since high school.
>>It's like oatmeal but
>>instead made with wheat meal.
>
>
> Why?
Because it's not made with rye meal?
>>Some people like to add a dollop of butter
>>on top,
>
>
> Sort of unmade bread?
Bread is made with flour.
>>but I like mine with blueberries and maybe a sprinkle of sugar
>>or maple syrup.
>
>
> Do you eat the flourmeal as well, or just pick the blueberrys and sugar off the top?
We eat the whole concoction. What parts do you eat?
>>It's good in front of the fire on a chilly night.
>>Sharing silly stories with the one you love, while getting a slow but
>>comfortable blow job from her better looking sister.
>
>
> Where do you put the flourmeal?
First we spray her down with oil, then roll her in flour, then look for
the wet spot.
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nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
>>>>>>>>earth.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
>>>>>>>Americans who used to live there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
>>>>>>state is inhabited by NAs.
>>>>>
>>>>>Mexicans don't count.
>>>>
>>>>I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
>>>>claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
>>>
>>>
>>>They're not Native Americans for starters.
>>
>>They can't be Native Americans, you Brits just about killed them all off.
>
>
> That was done by the Americans in the 1800s, see your own history for
> details.
That was your blankets parties pre 1776. Check your Queen's archives. Or
just ask her - she was there.
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"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> >>>>>>>>earth.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> >>>>>>>Americans who used to live there.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> >>>>>>state is inhabited by NAs.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Mexicans don't count.
> >>>>
> >>>>I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
> >>>>claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>They're not Native Americans for starters.
> >>
> >>They can't be Native Americans, you Brits just about killed them all
off.
> >
> >
> > That was done by the Americans in the 1800s, see your own history for
> > details.
>
> That was your blankets parties pre 1776.
See Trail of Tears 1838.
>Check your Queen's archives.
Why would they contain details of American genocide?
> Or just ask her - she was there.
You mistake me for a royalist.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Larry Jandro" <usenet@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > >> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> > >> >> earth.
> > >> >
> > >> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > >> > Americans who used to live there.
> > >>
> > >> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> > >> state is inhabited by NAs.
> > >
> > > Mexicans don't count.
> >
> > I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
> > claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
>
> They're not Native Americans for starters.
Why would you say such an ignorant Thing?
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> > > > >> earth.
> > > > >
> > > > > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > > > > Americans who used to live there.
> > > >
> > > > You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> > > > state is inhabited by NAs.
> > >
> > > Mexicans don't count.
> > >
> >
> > The difference?
>
> Is it that bad now in Phoenix?
Why are you so racist? You killed as many indios as you could and now
wonder why we don't carry on for you?
It's no wonder decent people spit after saying 'engle'....
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
earth.
> > >
> > > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > > Americans who used to live there.
> >
> > Yatahey!
>
> That's a terrible cough you have.
Step a little closer... Your scalp seems to be a little loose... Here, let
me....
>
>
>
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > >> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places on
> > > >> >> earth.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the native
> > > >> > Americans who used to live there.
> > > >>
> > > >> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> > > >> state is inhabited by NAs.
> > > >
> > > > Mexicans don't count.
> > >
> > > I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're always
> > > claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
> >
> > They're not Native Americans for starters.
>
> Why would you say such an ignorant Thing?
Because they're Mexicans.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> > > Now you've scared him off. I was gonna lure his ass into a box canyon
> and
> > > have some fun with him.
> >
> > Have you got bored with the plastic arse you got from LJ?
>
> It's always 'plastic arses(sic)' with you lot, innit.
It is with LJ.
> Why the obsession?
Because they're sad beyond belief.
> We know they don't stink like engle bottom.
You sniff bottoms?
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > >> >> I'm in Arizona because it's one of the most beautiful places
on
> > > > >> >> earth.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > That will be after your ancestors ethnicallly clensed the
native
> > > > >> > Americans who used to live there.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> You ill-informed, ignorant putz. At least three-quarters of this
> > > > >> state is inhabited by NAs.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mexicans don't count.
> > > >
> > > > I wasn't counting them, but since you brought it up... You're
always
> > > > claiming that they own the land, so why shouldn't they count..?
> > >
> > > They're not Native Americans for starters.
> >
> > Why would you say such an ignorant Thing?
>
> Because they're Mexicans.
And Americans. Have you ever actually looked at a map of the areas known as
North America, Central America, and South America? Study them closely and
see if you can find any part not in America. Take your time.
>
>
>
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
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> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > > > > > I'm in Arizona because it's one of t