Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>>
>>>
>>>As I said, it's the unsolicited offers of money for products - that and hiring our young people to mind
>>>your fat spoiled children in your summer concentration camps.
>>
>>Well, since the Mexicans have been out pacing you, we are running out of
>>cheap nanny options. Oh, while we're on the subject, can you go to your
>>neighbors house and tell them I need a New Zealand house girl to manage
>>the house for me. I'll pay her $25 a week. Don't bother trying to find a
>>pretty one, I ain't got all year. Thou I do want one with big lips and a
>>flat head to hold my beer.
>
>
> You want a Southern girl - Texan perhaps, or a NY girl. Are any of them that expensive?
Trust me, Greg, NY girls are VERY expensive!
>>>>>or do you yanks just wave money around for the fun
>>>>>of it?
>>>>
>>>>Only in third world countries.
>>>
>>>
>>>So you really do want our products! We knew that.
>>
>>It's the only place your stuff is on sale.
>
>
> Pretty well everything in the US comes from third world countries -
>that's why you have to steal oil, to pay
> for everything.
Why? Stuff from third world countries is cheep.
>>>>>>>but your protectionist socialist government
>>>>>>>won't allow them to buy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>We have other nations that deserve trade. Trade with the US is a
>>>>>>privilege and not a right!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You're stopping your own citizens from buying what they want (typical Socialist avctions) - we can
>>>>>find customers elsewhere but we tend to take pity on such heart-wrenching requests.
>>>>
>>>>Yeah right! It's not easy to spread the wealth, Greg. If we buy more
>>>
>>>>from you then from Mexico, they bitch.
>>>
>>>
>>>I don't care how much you buy from Mexico - not my problem.
>>
>>Oh yes it is. The more we buy from them, the less we buy from you.
>
>
> You're not that dumb - tell me you're not that dumb!
Oh yes, Greg, I am that dumb! But I'm not so dumb as to know that if I
got a steak from Mexico, it didn't come from Ns.
>>>>The last thing we need is to have
>>>>the Aussies complaining that we don't buy enough sheep that we don't want.
>>>
>>>
>>>The problem is your socialistic support of your incompetent farmers.
>>
>>Protecting your people is socialistic?
>
>
> Exactly - that's the basis of Socialism.
The basis of Socialism is to protect the government and keep it in power
buy suppressing your people!
>>>
>>>>>>Further more, the world has seen that our
>>>>>>people can act without our government.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You what?
>>>>
>>>>I mean how we bent France to suck up to the US when our government was
>>>>having trouble.
>>>
>>>
>>>LOL.
>>
>>You think France supporting our lifting of Iraqi sanctions was done out
>>of the kindness of their heart?
>
>
> Duhh, where's the point in sanctioning against your own occupation forces?
They can't sanction against us - how much more punishment can they
inflict upon themselves?
>>>>>>Now, the US people are ready to
>>>>>>forgive the French now that they got their much needed spanking. It was
>>>>>>beautiful. Too bad you did take part.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I guess now it's time for the French to punish you.
>>>>>How? Hmmm, they could withdraw culture - I guess you wouldn't notice :-(
>>>>
>>>>You mean 'withdraw culture' as in recall all the yogurt?
>>>
>>>
>>>Sure.
>>
>>Take it. I'll make my own - It's 90 degrees F today.
>
>
> Shuddup - it's mid-winter and 56 degrees here >:-P
You won't get stuck in the snow again that way.
>>>>Good idea.
>>>>Other then shitty food, a nation of arrogant pussies, and unclean smelly
>>>>people, I fail to see any real culture.
>>>
>>>
>>>LOL.
>>
>>What's so funny?
>
>
> You fail to see.
No, that's Mr Magoo. He's funny!
>>>>>>Americans don't eat much goat, and they
>>>>>>are really missing out on a delicious meat from a fast growing animal.
>>>>>>If your government can raise goat on your unusual landscape and set
>>>>>>forth a goat campaign, you might sell a ton of it here. A lot of
>>>>>>minorities are looking for it because that is what they ate back home.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>No, we've tried goats - they were a disaster to the environment.
>>>>>A few people keep goats for milking to make specialty cheeses.
>>>>
>>>>Well, listen, if you ain't got the product, you ain't getting the money.
>>>
>>>
>>>Duhh, we have the product.
>>>When we try to sell what you want, your government steps in and blocks the purchase.
>>
>>What do you have that we want?
>
>
> Only those things that yanks are wanting to buy from us.
So you have nothing?
>>>>>>>>>This effectively puts the price
>>>>>>>>>of lamb up because we don't get the second income from the same animal.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>you complain about out
>>>>>>>>>>merchant shipping,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Nahh, we know you're useless on that score.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Our ships are nuke powered. You're duck powered ships are history.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>As I said, you're useless on that score - we wouldn't be able to export to NY in nuclear powered
>>>>>>>ships - you don't allow them into your harbour.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Not anymore you can't.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Not anymore what?
>>>>
>>>>You can't bring nuke powered boats into NY harbor anymore, unless of
>>>>course it's our military.
>>>
>>>
>>>Exactly - I think we're both arguing against your double standards.
>>
>>Our ships aren't going to spontaneously detonate under the Brooklyn Bridge!
>
>
> No? Does that concern you?
What? Our ships or yours?
>>>>>>>>>>you're not an ally,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Wha... One lousy illegal war out of dozens and we're no longer an ally? <sheesh> Take your
>>>>>>>>>bloody secret military installations home then.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Those installations are there to train your troops.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Get real. We've been training our troops properly since the time when your military training
>>>>>>>consisted of finding the right sized coon and sewing their own black powder bag.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Then what's with those secret installations?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>How would I know - they're secret.
>>>>
>>>>Sounds like CIA stuff to me.
>>>
>>>
>>>Probably.
>>
>>How do you even now we are their?
>
>
> <chuckle> how could one miss a CIA man, let alone a secret CIA installation?
I don't know. Look for the guys with the plastic noses and phony beards.
>>Your ascent is easy to fake - one just
>>needs to toss salt in their eye, and, BOING, instant New Squealander.
>>
>>
>>>>>>>>>>you don't build anything that we can't get from Mexico at half
>>>>>>>>>>price,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>So stop buying our products!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>It's political.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And you wonder why the animosity!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>All trade has it's hand in politics.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>in the USa.
>>>>
>>>>Everywhere.
>>>
>>>
>>>No Chris:- Dictatorships, Communists, Socialists and the USa.
>>>...or is the problem that you're so brainwashed that you can't recognise anything else?
>>
>>Maybe you just don't know any better. You should demand to see those
>>classified documents that Clark has been hiding in her panties.
>>
>
>
> Sure Chris - if they are secret, how do you know they exist?
Because I know the truth and you don't.
>>>>>>>>>>and you
>>>>>>>>>>suck up to communism.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Sure, we actually like you yanks, even though I wouldn't admit it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>So tell me, what is the benefits (for the US) of our two countries
>>>>>>>>>>relationship?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Hell, we're just about the only nation left with a moral reputation that will still back you.
>>>>>>>>>You need us.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Oh sure, like you did when the French Prez came to town!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>When the French Prez came to town, he and Clark spent some quality time
>>>>>>bashing out government.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Aww Chris - we want more access to European markets - the French are the hold-outs blocking us from
>>>>>the EU. - the French have protectionist Socialist farming policies just like the US. - the French are
>>>>>also "punishing" us for complaining about their terrorist activities, just like the US is.
>>>>
>>>>How are we "punishing" you?
>>>
>>>
>>>Duhh! Non-trade deals, duties, tarriffs and limits.
>>
>>OK, so? That's our criteria. When you go into a diner, don't you tell
>>them want you want?
>
>
> In a socialist diner, they tell you what you can have.
I wouldn't know. Is the food good? Brains al-la mode? Frogs legs Du
Jour? Pigs Balls with Cheez Whiz? - wait, that's ours!
>>>>>We really
>>>>>dislike the French almost as much as we do the US.
>>>>
>>>>You said Ns loves the US
>>>
>>>
>>>Sure, that doesn't stop us disliking you. - consider your relationship with your B-in-Law.
>>
>>I hate his fucken guts! He's dick sucking waste that thinks the world
>>owes him a living! If it wasn't for my wife I would have cut him up and
>> flushed his faggot ass down the toilet.
>
>
> Right, you take my point!
And I left it on top of your head!
>>That's what you think of us?
>
>
> Nahh, you're just pig-ignorant stupid - we like you.
Is that good or bad?
>>>>>At least the French offer some culture and
>>>>>understand food.
>>>>
>>>>Understand food? Greg, they eat brains and frogs!
>>>
>>>
>>>You could benefit from some of those.
>>
>>Nah, they can use the brains more then we could.
>
>
> They do.
Well, when is it going to start working?
>>>>And they don't even
>>>>give you enough brains and frogs to fill your belly.
>>>
>>>
>>>Are there enough in the world?
>>
>>Funny.
>
>
> True, but are there enough in the World - MacDonalds snailburgers would run out overnight!
Snails are faster then you think!
>>>>As far as culture
>>>>goes, I don't see French culture dominating the world scene.
>>>
>>>
>>>LOL.
>>
>>Where do you see it, Greg? Our culture dominates france's culture.
>
>
> ROTFLMAO - check the language you use, for a start.
I don't know if you realize this, but we took a lot of the French OUT of
our version.
>>
>>>>Everything we do - whether good or bad - is on
>>>>your front page.
>>>
>>>
>>>Huhh - you've started another war???
>>
>>How must has your tourism industry picked up since 'Lord of the Rings'?
>
>
> A little, but the increase from the Afghan war overlapped and now there's SARS, the Iraq and next the Iran
> wars. Wish you could give us a bit more warning so we could plan the new hotels, motels etc in time!
See, Greg, you economy is in the palm of our hand.
>>>>Ya'll just can't seem to get enough of us. Face it
>>>>Greg, when it comes to food and culture, the USA is tops!
>>>
>>>
>>>LOL. top of your own separate list!
>>
>>You can't hide from the truth, Greg.
>
>
> Well you can, so why would you not allow me to?
Because you came here to flame me - not the other way around.
>>>>>>Then Blair went there the later week and
>>>>>>straightened her out. Boy, she's easier that a fat chick!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>How can Blair "straighten out" Helen?
>>>>
>>>>Well, she does look like she could use a good chiropractor.
>>>
>>>
>>>Err, ummm - you mean like Bush could use a careers advisor?
>>
>>Your chiropractor is a political adviser? Wow, that makes sense.
>
>
> You're actually not far off base with that one!
That's OK, Arnold Schwarzenegger might be running for California
Governor after the T3 movie. No really!
>>>>>We want access to markets - Blair is as much use as tits on a
>>>>>bull.
>>>>
>>>>>The French restrict our marketting in the UK.
>>>>
>>>>How? Who the fuck are they to restrict anything?
>>>
>>>
>>>They are a part of the EU - they have the right of veto on this one.
>>
>>I guess your meat is not even good enough for the French. You should try
>>to sell them body parts of dead old people. They might eat that.
>
>
> There's only so many yank tourists we can cull before people start getting suspicious!
Start with the Puerto Ricans. Nobody would notice if they were gone.
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>As I said, it's the unsolicited offers of money for products - that and hiring our young people to mind
> >>>your fat spoiled children in your summer concentration camps.
> >>
> >>Well, since the Mexicans have been out pacing you, we are running out of
> >>cheap nanny options. Oh, while we're on the subject, can you go to your
> >>neighbors house and tell them I need a New Zealand house girl to manage
> >>the house for me. I'll pay her $25 a week. Don't bother trying to find a
> >>pretty one, I ain't got all year. Thou I do want one with big lips and a
> >>flat head to hold my beer.
> >
> >
> > You want a Southern girl - Texan perhaps, or a NY girl. Are any of them that expensive?
>
> Trust me, Greg, NY girls are VERY expensive!
Sure, but _that_ expensive?
>
>
> >>>>>or do you yanks just wave money around for the fun
> >>>>>of it?
> >>>>
> >>>>Only in third world countries.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>So you really do want our products! We knew that.
> >>
> >>It's the only place your stuff is on sale.
> >
> >
> > Pretty well everything in the US comes from third world countries -
>
> >that's why you have to steal oil, to pay
> > for everything.
>
> Why? Stuff from third world countries is cheep.
Sure, and you have to steal it off third world countries - that makes you even cheaper.
>
>
> >>>>>>>but your protectionist socialist government
> >>>>>>>won't allow them to buy.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>We have other nations that deserve trade. Trade with the US is a
> >>>>>>privilege and not a right!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>You're stopping your own citizens from buying what they want (typical Socialist avctions) - we can
> >>>>>find customers elsewhere but we tend to take pity on such heart-wrenching requests.
> >>>>
> >>>>Yeah right! It's not easy to spread the wealth, Greg. If we buy more
> >>>
> >>>>from you then from Mexico, they bitch.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>I don't care how much you buy from Mexico - not my problem.
> >>
> >>Oh yes it is. The more we buy from them, the less we buy from you.
> >
> >
> > You're not that dumb - tell me you're not that dumb!
>
> Oh yes, Greg, I am that dumb! But I'm not so dumb as to know that if I
> got a steak from Mexico, it didn't come from Ns.
You don't like our steak, it's not sufficiently fat riddled for you - oh well, we sell it all to discerning
customers so you can keep buying from Mexico.
We just want to satisfy those US customers who want to buy our lamb - if you would ever let them.
>
>
> >>>>The last thing we need is to have
> >>>>the Aussies complaining that we don't buy enough sheep that we don't want.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>The problem is your socialistic support of your incompetent farmers.
> >>
> >>Protecting your people is socialistic?
> >
> >
> > Exactly - that's the basis of Socialism.
>
> The basis of Socialism is to protect the government and keep it in power
> buy suppressing your people!
Hey, that's an even better summation of the USA!!!
>
>
> >>>
> >>>>>>Further more, the world has seen that our
> >>>>>>people can act without our government.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>You what?
> >>>>
> >>>>I mean how we bent France to suck up to the US when our government was
> >>>>having trouble.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>LOL.
> >>
> >>You think France supporting our lifting of Iraqi sanctions was done out
> >>of the kindness of their heart?
> >
> >
> > Duhh, where's the point in sanctioning against your own occupation forces?
>
> They can't sanction against us - how much more punishment can they
> inflict upon themselves?
No Chris, you've been sanctioning against your own empire, specifically Iraq. Now you've stopped, the rest of us
are too.
>
>
> >>>>>>Now, the US people are ready to
> >>>>>>forgive the French now that they got their much needed spanking. It was
> >>>>>>beautiful. Too bad you did take part.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I guess now it's time for the French to punish you.
> >>>>>How? Hmmm, they could withdraw culture - I guess you wouldn't notice :-(
> >>>>
> >>>>You mean 'withdraw culture' as in recall all the yogurt?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Sure.
> >>
> >>Take it. I'll make my own - It's 90 degrees F today.
> >
> >
> > Shuddup - it's mid-winter and 56 degrees here >:-P
>
> You won't get stuck in the snow again that way.
The snow falls in the mountains - I live on the flattish bit between the mountains and the sea. I only get stuck
in the snow when I go through the mountains. Can you say "Mountains", Chris?
>
>
> >>>>Good idea.
> >>>>Other then shitty food, a nation of arrogant pussies, and unclean smelly
> >>>>people, I fail to see any real culture.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>LOL.
> >>
> >>What's so funny?
> >
> >
> > You fail to see.
>
> No, that's Mr Magoo. He's funny!
Thank-you, Mr Magoo.
>
>
> >>>>>>Americans don't eat much goat, and they
> >>>>>>are really missing out on a delicious meat from a fast growing animal.
> >>>>>>If your government can raise goat on your unusual landscape and set
> >>>>>>forth a goat campaign, you might sell a ton of it here. A lot of
> >>>>>>minorities are looking for it because that is what they ate back home.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>No, we've tried goats - they were a disaster to the environment.
> >>>>>A few people keep goats for milking to make specialty cheeses.
> >>>>
> >>>>Well, listen, if you ain't got the product, you ain't getting the money.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Duhh, we have the product.
> >>>When we try to sell what you want, your government steps in and blocks the purchase.
> >>
> >>What do you have that we want?
> >
> >
> > Only those things that yanks are wanting to buy from us.
>
> So you have nothing?
No Chris, the only things I have that you want are those things you want that I have.
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>This effectively puts the price
> >>>>>>>>>of lamb up because we don't get the second income from the same animal.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>you complain about out
> >>>>>>>>>>merchant shipping,
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Nahh, we know you're useless on that score.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Our ships are nuke powered. You're duck powered ships are history.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>As I said, you're useless on that score - we wouldn't be able to export to NY in nuclear powered
> >>>>>>>ships - you don't allow them into your harbour.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Not anymore you can't.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Not anymore what?
> >>>>
> >>>>You can't bring nuke powered boats into NY harbor anymore, unless of
> >>>>course it's our military.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Exactly - I think we're both arguing against your double standards.
> >>
> >>Our ships aren't going to spontaneously detonate under the Brooklyn Bridge!
> >
> >
> > No? Does that concern you?
>
> What? Our ships or yours?
We were talking about your ships spontaneously detonating under the Brooklyn Bridge.
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>>you're not an ally,
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Wha... One lousy illegal war out of dozens and we're no longer an ally? <sheesh> Take your
> >>>>>>>>>bloody secret military installations home then.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Those installations are there to train your troops.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Get real. We've been training our troops properly since the time when your military training
> >>>>>>>consisted of finding the right sized coon and sewing their own black powder bag.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Then what's with those secret installations?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>How would I know - they're secret.
> >>>>
> >>>>Sounds like CIA stuff to me.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Probably.
> >>
> >>How do you even now we are their?
> >
> >
> > <chuckle> how could one miss a CIA man, let alone a secret CIA installation?
>
> I don't know. Look for the guys with the plastic noses and phony beards.
Nahh, Seventh Day Adventists on steroids.
>
>
> >>Your ascent is easy to fake - one just
> >>needs to toss salt in their eye, and, BOING, instant New Squealander.
> >>
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>you don't build anything that we can't get from Mexico at half
> >>>>>>>>>>price,
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>So stop buying our products!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>It's political.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>And you wonder why the animosity!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>All trade has it's hand in politics.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>in the USa.
> >>>>
> >>>>Everywhere.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>No Chris:- Dictatorships, Communists, Socialists and the USa.
> >>>...or is the problem that you're so brainwashed that you can't recognise anything else?
> >>
> >>Maybe you just don't know any better. You should demand to see those
> >>classified documents that Clark has been hiding in her panties.
> >>
> >
> >
> > Sure Chris - if they are secret, how do you know they exist?
>
> Because I know the truth and you don't.
What has the truth got to do with US secrets???
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>>and you
> >>>>>>>>>>suck up to communism.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Sure, we actually like you yanks, even though I wouldn't admit it.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>So tell me, what is the benefits (for the US) of our two countries
> >>>>>>>>>>relationship?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Hell, we're just about the only nation left with a moral reputation that will still back you.
> >>>>>>>>>You need us.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Oh sure, like you did when the French Prez came to town!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>What?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>When the French Prez came to town, he and Clark spent some quality time
> >>>>>>bashing out government.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Aww Chris - we want more access to European markets - the French are the hold-outs blocking us from
> >>>>>the EU. - the French have protectionist Socialist farming policies just like the US. - the French are
> >>>>>also "punishing" us for complaining about their terrorist activities, just like the US is.
> >>>>
> >>>>How are we "punishing" you?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Duhh! Non-trade deals, duties, tarriffs and limits.
> >>
> >>OK, so? That's our criteria. When you go into a diner, don't you tell
> >>them want you want?
> >
> >
> > In a socialist diner, they tell you what you can have.
>
> I wouldn't know. Is the food good? Brains al-la mode? Frogs legs Du
> Jour? Pigs Balls with Cheez Whiz? - wait, that's ours!
Sure, that's where one finds Socialist diners these days.
>
>
> >>>>>We really
> >>>>>dislike the French almost as much as we do the US.
> >>>>
> >>>>You said Ns loves the US
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Sure, that doesn't stop us disliking you. - consider your relationship with your B-in-Law.
> >>
> >>I hate his fucken guts! He's dick sucking waste that thinks the world
> >>owes him a living! If it wasn't for my wife I would have cut him up and
> >> flushed his faggot ass down the toilet.
> >
> >
> > Right, you take my point!
>
> And I left it on top of your head!
Hey watch where you point, that thing might be loaded!
>
>
> >>That's what you think of us?
> >
> >
> > Nahh, you're just pig-ignorant stupid - we like you.
>
> Is that good or bad?
Good, ... and bad.
>
>
> >>>>>At least the French offer some culture and
> >>>>>understand food.
> >>>>
> >>>>Understand food? Greg, they eat brains and frogs!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You could benefit from some of those.
> >>
> >>Nah, they can use the brains more then we could.
> >
> >
> > They do.
>
> Well, when is it going to start working?
If you keep sending all your industry south over the border and your clerical work to India, never.
>
>
> >>>>And they don't even
> >>>>give you enough brains and frogs to fill your belly.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Are there enough in the world?
> >>
> >>Funny.
> >
> >
> > True, but are there enough in the World - MacDonalds snailburgers would run out overnight!
>
> Snails are faster then you think!
You're getting me confused with ... you.
>
>
> >>>>As far as culture
> >>>>goes, I don't see French culture dominating the world scene.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>LOL.
> >>
> >>Where do you see it, Greg? Our culture dominates france's culture.
> >
> >
> > ROTFLMAO - check the language you use, for a start.
>
> I don't know if you realize this, but we took a lot of the French OUT of
> our version.
Hmmm, I thought you took a lot of the sense out of your version.
>
>
> >>
> >>>>Everything we do - whether good or bad - is on
> >>>>your front page.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Huhh - you've started another war???
> >>
> >>How must has your tourism industry picked up since 'Lord of the Rings'?
> >
> >
> > A little, but the increase from the Afghan war overlapped and now there's SARS, the Iraq and next the Iran
> > wars. Wish you could give us a bit more warning so we could plan the new hotels, motels etc in time!
>
> See, Greg, you economy is in the palm of our hand.
Nahh, you're getting confused between control and sabotage. (that's a French word, by the way)
>
>
> >>>>Ya'll just can't seem to get enough of us. Face it
> >>>>Greg, when it comes to food and culture, the USA is tops!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>LOL. top of your own separate list!
> >>
> >>You can't hide from the truth, Greg.
> >
> >
> > Well you can, so why would you not allow me to?
>
> Because you came here to flame me - not the other way around.
Of course not, why would you come here to flame yourself when you can do it at home?
>
>
> >>>>>>Then Blair went there the later week and
> >>>>>>straightened her out. Boy, she's easier that a fat chick!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>How can Blair "straighten out" Helen?
> >>>>
> >>>>Well, she does look like she could use a good chiropractor.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Err, ummm - you mean like Bush could use a careers advisor?
> >>
> >>Your chiropractor is a political adviser? Wow, that makes sense.
> >
> >
> > You're actually not far off base with that one!
>
> That's OK, Arnold Schwarzenegger might be running for California
> Governor after the T3 movie. No really!
I know - even more scary, he might win!
>
>
> >>>>>We want access to markets - Blair is as much use as tits on a
> >>>>>bull.
> >>>>
> >>>>>The French restrict our marketting in the UK.
> >>>>
> >>>>How? Who the fuck are they to restrict anything?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>They are a part of the EU - they have the right of veto on this one.
> >>
> >>I guess your meat is not even good enough for the French. You should try
> >>to sell them body parts of dead old people. They might eat that.
> >
> >
> > There's only so many yank tourists we can cull before people start getting suspicious!
>
> Start with the Puerto Ricans. Nobody would notice if they were gone.
I don't think we get any of those.
>
>
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Gregory Procter wrote:
>
> Chris Fleitman wrote:
>
>
>>Gregory Procter wrote:
>>
>>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>
>>>>>
>>>>>As I said, it's the unsolicited offers of money for products - that and hiring our young people to mind
>>>>>your fat spoiled children in your summer concentration camps.
>>>>
>>>>Well, since the Mexicans have been out pacing you, we are running out of
>>>>cheap nanny options. Oh, while we're on the subject, can you go to your
>>>>neighbors house and tell them I need a New Zealand house girl to manage
>>>>the house for me. I'll pay her $25 a week. Don't bother trying to find a
>>>>pretty one, I ain't got all year. Thou I do want one with big lips and a
>>>>flat head to hold my beer.
>>>
>>>
>>>You want a Southern girl - Texan perhaps, or a NY girl. Are any of them that expensive?
>>
>>Trust me, Greg, NY girls are VERY expensive!
>
>
> Sure, but _that_ expensive?
Greg, it's cheaper to buy a Bentley then to date a NY women for a month.
>>>>>>>or do you yanks just wave money around for the fun
>>>>>>>of it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Only in third world countries.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>So you really do want our products! We knew that.
>>>>
>>>>It's the only place your stuff is on sale.
>>>
>>>
>>>Pretty well everything in the US comes from third world countries -
>>
>>>that's why you have to steal oil, to pay
>>>for everything.
>>
>>Why? Stuff from third world countries is cheep.
>
>
> Sure, and you have to steal it off third world countries - that makes you even cheaper.
Who said we were cheap?
>>>>>>>>>but your protectionist socialist government
>>>>>>>>>won't allow them to buy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>We have other nations that deserve trade. Trade with the US is a
>>>>>>>>privilege and not a right!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You're stopping your own citizens from buying what they want (typical Socialist avctions) - we can
>>>>>>>find customers elsewhere but we tend to take pity on such heart-wrenching requests.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yeah right! It's not easy to spread the wealth, Greg. If we buy more
>>>>>
>>>>>>from you then from Mexico, they bitch.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't care how much you buy from Mexico - not my problem.
>>>>
>>>>Oh yes it is. The more we buy from them, the less we buy from you.
>>>
>>>
>>>You're not that dumb - tell me you're not that dumb!
>>
>>Oh yes, Greg, I am that dumb! But I'm not so dumb as to know that if I
>>got a steak from Mexico, it didn't come from Ns.
>
>
> You don't like our steak, it's not sufficiently fat riddled for you - oh well, we sell it all to discerning
> customers so you can keep buying from Mexico.
> We just want to satisfy those US customers who want to buy our lamb - if you would ever let them.
All two of them? I think we can let them sign a waiver.
>>>>>>The last thing we need is to have
>>>>>>the Aussies complaining that we don't buy enough sheep that we don't want.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>The problem is your socialistic support of your incompetent farmers.
>>>>
>>>>Protecting your people is socialistic?
>>>
>>>
>>>Exactly - that's the basis of Socialism.
>>
>>The basis of Socialism is to protect the government and keep it in power
>>buy suppressing your people!
>
>
> Hey, that's an even better summation of the USA!!!
>
>
>>
>>>>>>>>Further more, the world has seen that our
>>>>>>>>people can act without our government.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You what?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I mean how we bent France to suck up to the US when our government was
>>>>>>having trouble.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>LOL.
>>>>
>>>>You think France supporting our lifting of Iraqi sanctions was done out
>>>>of the kindness of their heart?
>>>
>>>
>>>Duhh, where's the point in sanctioning against your own occupation forces?
>>
>>They can't sanction against us - how much more punishment can they
>>inflict upon themselves?
>
>
> No Chris, you've been sanctioning against your own empire, specifically Iraq. Now you've stopped, the rest of us
> are too.
Why did you wait for us to lead the way?
>>>>>>>>Now, the US people are ready to
>>>>>>>>forgive the French now that they got their much needed spanking. It was
>>>>>>>>beautiful. Too bad you did take part.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I guess now it's time for the French to punish you.
>>>>>>>How? Hmmm, they could withdraw culture - I guess you wouldn't notice :-(
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You mean 'withdraw culture' as in recall all the yogurt?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Sure.
>>>>
>>>>Take it. I'll make my own - It's 90 degrees F today.
>>>
>>>
>>>Shuddup - it's mid-winter and 56 degrees here >:-P
>>
>>You won't get stuck in the snow again that way.
>
>
> The snow falls in the mountains - I live on the flattish bit between the mountains and the sea. I only get stuck
> in the snow when I go through the mountains. Can you say "Mountains", Chris?
Sure I can say mountains. Can you say "flash flooding in the flatlands
during spring thaw"?
>>>>>>Good idea.
>>>>>>Other then shitty food, a nation of arrogant pussies, and unclean smelly
>>>>>>people, I fail to see any real culture.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>LOL.
>>>>
>>>>What's so funny?
>>>
>>>
>>>You fail to see.
>>
>>No, that's Mr Magoo. He's funny!
>
>
> Thank-you, Mr Magoo.
>
>
>>
>>>>>>>>Americans don't eat much goat, and they
>>>>>>>>are really missing out on a delicious meat from a fast growing animal.
>>>>>>>>If your government can raise goat on your unusual landscape and set
>>>>>>>>forth a goat campaign, you might sell a ton of it here. A lot of
>>>>>>>>minorities are looking for it because that is what they ate back home.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>No, we've tried goats - they were a disaster to the environment.
>>>>>>>A few people keep goats for milking to make specialty cheeses.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Well, listen, if you ain't got the product, you ain't getting the money.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Duhh, we have the product.
>>>>>When we try to sell what you want, your government steps in and blocks the purchase.
>>>>
>>>>What do you have that we want?
>>>
>>>
>>>Only those things that yanks are wanting to buy from us.
>>
>>So you have nothing?
>
>
> No Chris, the only things I have that you want are those things you want that I have.
But if the things I want you don't have, then I have to get it from
someone that does have it, or you'll have to show me why I need the
things you do have.
>>>>>>>>>>>This effectively puts the price
>>>>>>>>>>>of lamb up because we don't get the second income from the same animal.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>you complain about out
>>>>>>>>>>>>merchant shipping,
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Nahh, we know you're useless on that score.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Our ships are nuke powered. You're duck powered ships are history.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>As I said, you're useless on that score - we wouldn't be able to export to NY in nuclear powered
>>>>>>>>>ships - you don't allow them into your harbour.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Not anymore you can't.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Not anymore what?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You can't bring nuke powered boats into NY harbor anymore, unless of
>>>>>>course it's our military.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Exactly - I think we're both arguing against your double standards.
>>>>
>>>>Our ships aren't going to spontaneously detonate under the Brooklyn Bridge!
>>>
>>>
>>>No? Does that concern you?
>>
>>What? Our ships or yours?
>
>
> We were talking about your ships spontaneously detonating under the Brooklyn Bridge.
Oh I see. No, that won't happen.
>>>>Your ascent is easy to fake - one just
>>>>needs to toss salt in their eye, and, BOING, instant New Squealander.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>you don't build anything that we can't get from Mexico at half
>>>>>>>>>>>>price,
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>So stop buying our products!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>It's political.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>And you wonder why the animosity!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>All trade has it's hand in politics.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>in the USa.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Everywhere.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>No Chris:- Dictatorships, Communists, Socialists and the USa.
>>>>>...or is the problem that you're so brainwashed that you can't recognise anything else?
>>>>
>>>>Maybe you just don't know any better. You should demand to see those
>>>>classified documents that Clark has been hiding in her panties.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Sure Chris - if they are secret, how do you know they exist?
>>
>>Because I know the truth and you don't.
>
>
> What has the truth got to do with US secrets???
We weren't talking about our secrets, we were talking about Clark's secrets.
>>>>>>And they don't even
>>>>>>give you enough brains and frogs to fill your belly.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Are there enough in the world?
>>>>
>>>>Funny.
>>>
>>>
>>>True, but are there enough in the World - MacDonalds snailburgers would run out overnight!
>>
>>Snails are faster then you think!
>
>
> You're getting me confused with ... you.
Wait a minute here. I never said you were fast as a snail, I said you
got the brains of a slug. But don't worry, I didn't say it out loud.
>>>>>>As far as culture
>>>>>>goes, I don't see French culture dominating the world scene.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>LOL.
>>>>
>>>>Where do you see it, Greg? Our culture dominates france's culture.
>>>
>>>
>>>ROTFLMAO - check the language you use, for a start.
>>
>>I don't know if you realize this, but we took a lot of the French OUT of
>>our version.
>
>
> Hmmm, I thought you took a lot of the sense out of your version.
You think the French made a positive difference in English?
>>>>>>Everything we do - whether good or bad - is on
>>>>>>your front page.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Huhh - you've started another war???
>>>>
>>>>How must has your tourism industry picked up since 'Lord of the Rings'?
>>>
>>>
>>>A little, but the increase from the Afghan war overlapped and now there's SARS, the Iraq and next the Iran
>>>wars. Wish you could give us a bit more warning so we could plan the new hotels, motels etc in time!
>>
>>See, Greg, you economy is in the palm of our hand.
>
>
> Nahh, you're getting confused between control and sabotage. (that's a French word, by the way)
"Control" is not French. I believe it's middle English from the
Anglo-Norman times. Look into it.
>>>>>>Ya'll just can't seem to get enough of us. Face it
>>>>>>Greg, when it comes to food and culture, the USA is tops!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>LOL. top of your own separate list!
>>>>
>>>>You can't hide from the truth, Greg.
>>>
>>>
>>>Well you can, so why would you not allow me to?
>>
>>Because you came here to flame me - not the other way around.
>
>
> Of course not, why would you come here to flame yourself when you can do it at home?
I do. I've just learned how to light farts - one day I'll even try to
light my own.
>>>>>>>We want access to markets - Blair is as much use as tits on a
>>>>>>>bull.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The French restrict our marketting in the UK.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>How? Who the fuck are they to restrict anything?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>They are a part of the EU - they have the right of veto on this one.
>>>>
>>>>I guess your meat is not even good enough for the French. You should try
>>>>to sell them body parts of dead old people. They might eat that.
>>>
>>>
>>>There's only so many yank tourists we can cull before people start getting suspicious!
>>
>>Start with the Puerto Ricans. Nobody would notice if they were gone.
>
>
> I don't think we get any of those.
You do, they just won't admit it.
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Chris Fleitman wrote:
> Gregory Procter wrote:
> >
> > Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Gregory Procter wrote:
> >>
> >>>Chris Fleitman wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>As I said, it's the unsolicited offers of money for products - that and hiring our young people to mind
> >>>>>your fat spoiled children in your summer concentration camps.
> >>>>
> >>>>Well, since the Mexicans have been out pacing you, we are running out of
> >>>>cheap nanny options. Oh, while we're on the subject, can you go to your
> >>>>neighbors house and tell them I need a New Zealand house girl to manage
> >>>>the house for me. I'll pay her $25 a week. Don't bother trying to find a
> >>>>pretty one, I ain't got all year. Thou I do want one with big lips and a
> >>>>flat head to hold my beer.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You want a Southern girl - Texan perhaps, or a NY girl. Are any of them that expensive?
> >>
> >>Trust me, Greg, NY girls are VERY expensive!
> >
> >
> > Sure, but _that_ expensive?
>
> Greg, it's cheaper to buy a Bentley then to date a NY women for a month.
I've seen/heard those NY women on TV - the Bentley is a damn sight quieter, more useful and better looking.
>
>
> >>>>>>>or do you yanks just wave money around for the fun
> >>>>>>>of it?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Only in third world countries.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>So you really do want our products! We knew that.
> >>>>
> >>>>It's the only place your stuff is on sale.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Pretty well everything in the US comes from third world countries -
> >>
> >>>that's why you have to steal oil, to pay
> >>>for everything.
> >>
> >>Why? Stuff from third world countries is cheep.
> >
> >
> > Sure, and you have to steal it off third world countries - that makes you even cheaper.
>
> Who said we were cheap?
You!
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>but your protectionist socialist government
> >>>>>>>>>won't allow them to buy.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>We have other nations that deserve trade. Trade with the US is a
> >>>>>>>>privilege and not a right!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>You're stopping your own citizens from buying what they want (typical Socialist avctions) - we can
> >>>>>>>find customers elsewhere but we tend to take pity on such heart-wrenching requests.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Yeah right! It's not easy to spread the wealth, Greg. If we buy more
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>from you then from Mexico, they bitch.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I don't care how much you buy from Mexico - not my problem.
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh yes it is. The more we buy from them, the less we buy from you.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You're not that dumb - tell me you're not that dumb!
> >>
> >>Oh yes, Greg, I am that dumb! But I'm not so dumb as to know that if I
> >>got a steak from Mexico, it didn't come from Ns.
> >
> >
> > You don't like our steak, it's not sufficiently fat riddled for you - oh well, we sell it all to discerning
> > customers so you can keep buying from Mexico.
> > We just want to satisfy those US customers who want to buy our lamb - if you would ever let them.
>
> All two of them? I think we can let them sign a waiver.
If it's only two who want to buy all we can supply, who are we to complain.
>
>
> >>>>>>The last thing we need is to have
> >>>>>>the Aussies complaining that we don't buy enough sheep that we don't want.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The problem is your socialistic support of your incompetent farmers.
> >>>>
> >>>>Protecting your people is socialistic?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Exactly - that's the basis of Socialism.
> >>
> >>The basis of Socialism is to protect the government and keep it in power
> >>buy suppressing your people!
> >
> >
> > Hey, that's an even better summation of the USA!!!
> >
> >
> >>
> >>>>>>>>Further more, the world has seen that our
> >>>>>>>>people can act without our government.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>You what?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I mean how we bent France to suck up to the US when our government was
> >>>>>>having trouble.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>LOL.
> >>>>
> >>>>You think France supporting our lifting of Iraqi sanctions was done out
> >>>>of the kindness of their heart?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Duhh, where's the point in sanctioning against your own occupation forces?
> >>
> >>They can't sanction against us - how much more punishment can they
> >>inflict upon themselves?
> >
> >
> > No Chris, you've been sanctioning against your own empire, specifically Iraq. Now you've stopped, the rest of us
> > are too.
>
> Why did you wait for us to lead the way?
You're the crowd with all the experience at immoral and illegal invasions - anyway, we lead the way in Afghanistan.
>
>
> >>>>>>>>Now, the US people are ready to
> >>>>>>>>forgive the French now that they got their much needed spanking. It was
> >>>>>>>>beautiful. Too bad you did take part.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>I guess now it's time for the French to punish you.
> >>>>>>>How? Hmmm, they could withdraw culture - I guess you wouldn't notice :-(
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You mean 'withdraw culture' as in recall all the yogurt?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Sure.
> >>>>
> >>>>Take it. I'll make my own - It's 90 degrees F today.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Shuddup - it's mid-winter and 56 degrees here >:-P
> >>
> >>You won't get stuck in the snow again that way.
> >
> >
> > The snow falls in the mountains - I live on the flattish bit between the mountains and the sea. I only get stuck
> > in the snow when I go through the mountains. Can you say "Mountains", Chris?
>
> Sure I can say mountains. Can you say "flash flooding in the flatlands
> during spring thaw"?
Err, we've just got into the real cold stuff (52 degrees!) and anyway, I'm flying back.
>
>
> >>>>>>Good idea.
> >>>>>>Other then shitty food, a nation of arrogant pussies, and unclean smelly
> >>>>>>people, I fail to see any real culture.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>LOL.
> >>>>
> >>>>What's so funny?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You fail to see.
> >>
> >>No, that's Mr Magoo. He's funny!
> >
> >
> > Thank-you, Mr Magoo.
> >
> >
> >>
> >>>>>>>>Americans don't eat much goat, and they
> >>>>>>>>are really missing out on a delicious meat from a fast growing animal.
> >>>>>>>>If your government can raise goat on your unusual landscape and set
> >>>>>>>>forth a goat campaign, you might sell a ton of it here. A lot of
> >>>>>>>>minorities are looking for it because that is what they ate back home.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>No, we've tried goats - they were a disaster to the environment.
> >>>>>>>A few people keep goats for milking to make specialty cheeses.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Well, listen, if you ain't got the product, you ain't getting the money.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Duhh, we have the product.
> >>>>>When we try to sell what you want, your government steps in and blocks the purchase.
> >>>>
> >>>>What do you have that we want?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Only those things that yanks are wanting to buy from us.
> >>
> >>So you have nothing?
> >
> >
> > No Chris, the only things I have that you want are those things you want that I have.
>
> But if the things I want you don't have, then I have to get it from
> someone that does have it, or you'll have to show me why I need the
> things you do have.
Nahh, the things we do have are the things people want to buy so if you don't know that you want to buy the things we
have then we can easily sell the things we have to others who already know we have the things they want and that we
are prepared to sell the things we have to people who know we have the things that people want to buy - provided your
socialist government doesn't stop the people who want to buy our things from buying those things in favour of them
buying poor quality yank produced things which they don't want.
Now that's straight forward.
>
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>This effectively puts the price
> >>>>>>>>>>>of lamb up because we don't get the second income from the same animal.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>you complain about out
> >>>>>>>>>>>>merchant shipping,
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Nahh, we know you're useless on that score.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Our ships are nuke powered. You're duck powered ships are history.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>As I said, you're useless on that score - we wouldn't be able to export to NY in nuclear powered
> >>>>>>>>>ships - you don't allow them into your harbour.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Not anymore you can't.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Not anymore what?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You can't bring nuke powered boats into NY harbor anymore, unless of
> >>>>>>course it's our military.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Exactly - I think we're both arguing against your double standards.
> >>>>
> >>>>Our ships aren't going to spontaneously detonate under the Brooklyn Bridge!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>No? Does that concern you?
> >>
> >>What? Our ships or yours?
> >
> >
> > We were talking about your ships spontaneously detonating under the Brooklyn Bridge.
>
> Oh I see. No, that won't happen.
But you don't allow them there just in case?
>
>
> >>>>Your ascent is easy to fake - one just
> >>>>needs to toss salt in their eye, and, BOING, instant New Squealander.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>you don't build anything that we can't get from Mexico at half
> >>>>>>>>>>>>price,
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>So stop buying our products!
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>It's political.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>And you wonder why the animosity!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>All trade has it's hand in politics.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>in the USa.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Everywhere.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>No Chris:- Dictatorships, Communists, Socialists and the USa.
> >>>>>...or is the problem that you're so brainwashed that you can't recognise anything else?
> >>>>
> >>>>Maybe you just don't know any better. You should demand to see those
> >>>>classified documents that Clark has been hiding in her panties.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Sure Chris - if they are secret, how do you know they exist?
> >>
> >>Because I know the truth and you don't.
> >
> >
> > What has the truth got to do with US secrets???
>
> We weren't talking about our secrets, we were talking about Clark's secrets.
She doesn't have any secrets - I have it on good authority.
>
>
> >>>>>>And they don't even
> >>>>>>give you enough brains and frogs to fill your belly.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Are there enough in the world?
> >>>>
> >>>>Funny.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>True, but are there enough in the World - MacDonalds snailburgers would run out overnight!
> >>
> >>Snails are faster then you think!
> >
> >
> > You're getting me confused with ... you.
>
> Wait a minute here. I never said you were fast as a snail, I said you
> got the brains of a slug. But don't worry, I didn't say it out loud.
So you were slugging in silence at a snails pace?
>
>
> >>>>>>As far as culture
> >>>>>>goes, I don't see French culture dominating the world scene.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>LOL.
> >>>>
> >>>>Where do you see it, Greg? Our culture dominates france's culture.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>ROTFLMAO - check the language you use, for a start.
> >>
> >>I don't know if you realize this, but we took a lot of the French OUT of
> >>our version.
> >
> >
> > Hmmm, I thought you took a lot of the sense out of your version.
>
> You think the French made a positive difference in English?
Oui!
>
>
> >>>>>>Everything we do - whether good or bad - is on
> >>>>>>your front page.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Huhh - you've started another war???
> >>>>
> >>>>How must has your tourism industry picked up since 'Lord of the Rings'?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>A little, but the increase from the Afghan war overlapped and now there's SARS, the Iraq and next the Iran
> >>>wars. Wish you could give us a bit more warning so we could plan the new hotels, motels etc in time!
> >>
> >>See, Greg, you economy is in the palm of our hand.
> >
> >
> > Nahh, you're getting confused between control and sabotage. (that's a French word, by the way)
>
> "Control" is not French. I believe it's middle English from the
> Anglo-Norman times. Look into it.
Norm says it's French - I was in fact refering to sabotage. - the age of the Sabots.
>
>
> >>>>>>Ya'll just can't seem to get enough of us. Face it
> >>>>>>Greg, when it comes to food and culture, the USA is tops!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>LOL. top of your own separate list!
> >>>>
> >>>>You can't hide from the truth, Greg.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Well you can, so why would you not allow me to?
> >>
> >>Because you came here to flame me - not the other way around.
> >
> >
> > Of course not, why would you come here to flame yourself when you can do it at home?
>
> I do. I've just learned how to light farts - one day I'll even try to
> light my own.
Just remember to blow rather than suck - I'm sure you will have committed that to memory the second time.
>
>
> >>>>>>>We want access to markets - Blair is as much use as tits on a
> >>>>>>>bull.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>The French restrict our marketting in the UK.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>How? Who the fuck are they to restrict anything?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>They are a part of the EU - they have the right of veto on this one.
> >>>>
> >>>>I guess your meat is not even good enough for the French. You should try
> >>>>to sell them body parts of dead old people. They might eat that.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>There's only so many yank tourists we can cull before people start getting suspicious!
> >>
> >>Start with the Puerto Ricans. Nobody would notice if they were gone.
> >
> >
> > I don't think we get any of those.
>
> You do, they just won't admit it.
Well, I never asked. 8-(
>
>
> --
> Chris Fleitman.
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