On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 23:07:10 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "Phxbrd"
<phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
|>
|>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
|>news:3EFE1D53.2020402@no-spam
|>>
|>>
|>> Phxbrd wrote:
|>> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
|>> > news:3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam
|>> >
|>> >>
|>> >>nick wrote:
|>> >>
|>> >>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
|>> >>>
|>> >>>
|>> >>>
|>> >>>>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
|>> >>>>>
|>> > ever
|>> >
|>> >>>>>done
|>> >>>>>
|>> >>>>>
|>> >>>>>
|>> >>>>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
|>> >>>>>
|>> >>>>>
|>> >>>>>We invented America.
|>> >>>>
|>> >>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
|>> >>>
|>> >>>
|>> >>>You're Russian.
|>> >>
|>> >>I'm...
|>> >>
|>> >>1/4 Russian
|>> >>1/4 Lithuanian
|>> >>1/4 Italian
|>> >>1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
|>> >>
|>> >>I am America and America is me.
|>> >>
|>> >>My blood is red, white, and blue.
|>> >>My beer is Bud.
|>> >>My car is a Chevy.
|>> >>My game is baseball.
|>> >>My sweet is apple pie.
|>> >>My meat is grilled.
|>> >>My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
|>> >>
|>> >>America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
|>> >>and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
|>> >>
|>> >>America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
|>> >>governor.
|>> >>
|>> >>America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
|>> >>front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
|>> >>
|>> >>America is the place where horses run free.
|>> >>
|>> >>Are you getting all of this?
|>> >
|>> >
|>> > There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence
|>Day,
|>> > the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last engle/peon
|>> > leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
|>> >
|>> > Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
|>>
|>> In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking, Seth, but there is
|>> still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan and Iraq, I think
|>> the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
|>
|>Where shall we go next, Israel or Ireland?
Since a few billion people are accusing us of it anyway, I think we should just
stay in the ME and keep going until we take it all; until we own every bit of
land that has a drop under it's soil waiting to be pumped up and put in our
cars, trucks, trains, planes and grills.
Then, when they come grovelling for oil, say, "Fuck you! I remember what you
said about us!", and let 'em rot.
(before any of you jump off the high dive into the wading pool, I'm not quite
half-serious)
jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 02:44:04 GMT
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 19:03:02 -0700, Little John
<jammin1@no-spam> wrote:
>On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 22:30:31 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
>again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "Phxbrd"
><phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
>
>|>
>|>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>|>news:3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam
>|>>
>|>>
>|>> nick wrote:
>|>> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>|>> >
>|>> >
>|>> >>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
>|>ever
>|>> >>>
>|>> >>>done
>|>> >>>
>|>> >>>
>|>> >>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
>|>> >>>
>|>> >>>
>|>> >>>We invented America.
>|>> >>
>|>> >>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>|>> >
>|>> >
>|>> > You're Russian.
>|>>
>|>> I'm...
>|>>
>|>> 1/4 Russian
>|>> 1/4 Lithuanian
>|>> 1/4 Italian
>|>> 1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
>|>>
>|>> I am America and America is me.
>|>>
>|>> My blood is red, white, and blue.
>|>> My beer is Bud.
>|>> My car is a Chevy.
>|>> My game is baseball.
>|>> My sweet is apple pie.
>|>> My meat is grilled.
>|>> My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
>|>>
>|>> America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
>|>> and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
>|>>
>|>> America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
>|>> governor.
>|>>
>|>> America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
>|>> front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
>|>>
>|>> America is the place where horses run free.
>|>>
>|>> Are you getting all of this?
>|>
>|>There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence Day,
>|>the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last engle/peon
>|>leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
>|>
>|>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
>
>I'll shout an "Amen!" to ya both!
Best you learn the Cantonese for "pass the chopsticks please" if
you're heading off to live in the single superpower.
--
"Ken Ehrett was a sock"
Sable washes her dirty laundry in public in message <18623a1b000ce9180a7290769e4a6775@no-spam>
Angkor wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 19:03:02 -0700, Little John
> <jammin1@no-spam> wrote:
>
>
>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 22:30:31 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
>>again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "Phxbrd"
>><phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
>>
>>|>
>>|>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>>|>news:3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam
>>|>>
>>|>>
>>|>> nick wrote:
>>|>> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>>|>> >
>>|>> >
>>|>> >>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have you
>>|>ever
>>|>> >>>
>>|>> >>>done
>>|>> >>>
>>|>> >>>
>>|>> >>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
>>|>> >>>
>>|>> >>>
>>|>> >>>We invented America.
>>|>> >>
>>|>> >>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
>>|>> >
>>|>> >
>>|>> > You're Russian.
>>|>>
>>|>> I'm...
>>|>>
>>|>> 1/4 Russian
>>|>> 1/4 Lithuanian
>>|>> 1/4 Italian
>>|>> 1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
>>|>>
>>|>> I am America and America is me.
>>|>>
>>|>> My blood is red, white, and blue.
>>|>> My beer is Bud.
>>|>> My car is a Chevy.
>>|>> My game is baseball.
>>|>> My sweet is apple pie.
>>|>> My meat is grilled.
>>|>> My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
>>|>>
>>|>> America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black man
>>|>> and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
>>|>>
>>|>> America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors become
>>|>> governor.
>>|>>
>>|>> America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs in
>>|>> front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
>>|>>
>>|>> America is the place where horses run free.
>>|>>
>>|>> Are you getting all of this?
>>|>
>>|>There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence Day,
>>|>the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last engle/peon
>>|>leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
>>|>
>>|>Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
>>
>>I'll shout an "Amen!" to ya both!
>
>
> Best you learn the Cantonese for "pass the chopsticks please" if
> you're heading off to live in the single superpower.
Chinatown is the single superpower? It must be the 'Beef and Broccoli'
farts?
--
Chris Fleitman.
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"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
news:kaisfvgjqjd4dso9518m0k7hatna6bceo1@no-spam
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 23:07:10 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once
> again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
"Phxbrd"
> <phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
>
> |>
> |>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> |>news:3EFE1D53.2020402@no-spam
> |>>
> |>>
> |>> Phxbrd wrote:
> |>> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> |>> > news:3EFE1528.2070006@no-spam
> |>> >
> |>> >>
> |>> >>nick wrote:
> |>> >>
> |>> >>>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> |>> >>>
> |>> >>>
> |>> >>>
> |>> >>>>>>It took Ben & Jerry's to set the example for you, innit? Have
you
> |>> >>>>>
> |>> > ever
> |>> >
> |>> >>>>>done
> |>> >>>>>
> |>> >>>>>
> |>> >>>>>
> |>> >>>>>>anything decent without our first showing you the way?
> |>> >>>>>
> |>> >>>>>
> |>> >>>>>We invented America.
> |>> >>>>
> |>> >>>>Excuse me, but, WE invented America.
> |>> >>>
> |>> >>>
> |>> >>>You're Russian.
> |>> >>
> |>> >>I'm...
> |>> >>
> |>> >>1/4 Russian
> |>> >>1/4 Lithuanian
> |>> >>1/4 Italian
> |>> >>1/4 (Scottish, Swedish, French, Dutch, and Irish).
> |>> >>
> |>> >>I am America and America is me.
> |>> >>
> |>> >>My blood is red, white, and blue.
> |>> >>My beer is Bud.
> |>> >>My car is a Chevy.
> |>> >>My game is baseball.
> |>> >>My sweet is apple pie.
> |>> >>My meat is grilled.
> |>> >>My breakfast is blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
> |>> >>
> |>> >>America is the place where the best golfer is a rich 21 year black
man
> |>> >>and the best rapper is a poor 30 year old white guy.
> |>> >>
> |>> >>America is the place where championship wrestlers and bad actors
become
> |>> >>governor.
> |>> >>
> |>> >>America is the place where a Pakistani Muslim can sell pork hotdogs
in
> |>> >>front of Ground Zero - and make a fortune.
> |>> >>
> |>> >>America is the place where horses run free.
> |>> >>
> |>> >>Are you getting all of this?
> |>> >
> |>> >
> |>> > There's not a dry eye in the house. We must be nearing Independence
> |>Day,
> |>> > the Fourth of July! Celebrating the shaking off of the last
engle/peon
> |>> > leech, our present gummint is celebrating it's 227th birthday!
> |>> >
> |>> > Damn, it's good to live in The Single Superpower!
> |>>
> |>> In the last 227 years we did a lot of ass kicking, Seth, but there is
> |>> still a lot of ass kicking to do. After Afghanistan and Iraq, I think
> |>> the ass kick-ees are finally starting to get the message.
> |>
> |>Where shall we go next, Israel or Ireland?
>
> Since a few billion people are accusing us of it anyway, I think we should
just
> stay in the ME and keep going until we take it all; until we own every bit
of
> land that has a drop under it's soil waiting to be pumped up and put in
our
> cars, trucks, trains, planes and grills.
>
> Then, when they come grovelling for oil, say, "Fuck you! I remember what
you
> said about us!", and let 'em rot.
>
> (before any of you jump off the high dive into the wading pool, I'm not
quite
> half-serious)
I think it would be neater if we just accelerated our development of
alternative energies and left the Bushes holding an empty bag. I don't
particularly need oil, do you? One thing or another will have us continue
as the nation on wheels. All technologies continue to accelerate, and
changes come faster all the time.
"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> I think it would be neater if we just accelerated our development of
> alternative energies and left the Bushes holding an empty bag. I don't
> particularly need oil, do you? One thing or another will have us continue
> as the nation on wheels. All technologies continue to accelerate, and
> changes come faster all the time.
Pushrod V8s and rough old Harleys will always sap the worlds resources.
"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message
news:UUILa.6600$sh4.646290@no-spam
>
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
>
> > I think it would be neater if we just accelerated our development of
> > alternative energies and left the Bushes holding an empty bag. I don't
> > particularly need oil, do you? One thing or another will have us
continue
> > as the nation on wheels. All technologies continue to accelerate, and
> > changes come faster all the time.
>
> Pushrod V8s and rough old Harleys will always sap the worlds resources.
Harleys of the future will run on methane pumped by the rider's ass.
Perfomance is expected to improve.
Speaking of sickle performance(yeah right), I just read Honda's claim that
their lumbering behemoth Gold Wing now does 0-60 in 4.4 seconds! They got
their shit together in Marysville, Ohio where that shrieker limo is built -
good old American hot rod engineering, where cubes still rule!
WHOOOOO!
>
>
>