On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 22:15:17 +0100, "nick"
<pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote:
>
>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
>
>> >>>>>You are a drug dealer?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Back in my rebel days I was a guerilla pot farmer. I ended the
>operation
>> >>>>15 years ago.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Now you grow tulips?
>> >>
>> >>I have a nice and rustic garden. Along with flowers (such as tulips) I
>> >>also grow herbs, berries, and veggies. I also have a cherry and a peach
>> >>tree.
>> >
>> >
>> > But you haven't been drawing 6 grand for your peaches.
>
>Fair enough.
>
>> The wife got prego with the first son so I gave it up before I got caught.
>
>> >>>>>>>And who'd want to give an armpit a good stiff reaming...
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>I've seen that in a movie.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Little John should be able to arrange a latex armpit for you.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Hey thanks, does it feel like the real thing?
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>You'll need to ask Little John.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>>>>>>>Yeah, they would like you to leave.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>An example?
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>Bermuda.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>http://www.bermudasun.org/archives/2003-06-06/02Opinion04/
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Apparently not.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>That's the opinion of that one guy. And here is what he said. If I
>may.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>"when I walk up Bermudiana Road these days, and see the towering
>> >>>>insurance buildings on my left and all the restaurants on my right, I
>> >>>>think the Americans own us while the Italians feed us.
>> >>>>And the Canadians and the Americans educate us, the West Indians
>> >>>>entertain us on our vacations, the Azoreans clean our carpets and the
>> >>>>Filipinos clean our houses.
>> >>>>And the Cubans – so we have recently been told – will give us some
>> >>>
>> >>>culture.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>>The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
>> >>>>of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is.
>> >>>>They are nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on
>> >>>>Bermuda, so it is hard to get lathered up about them."
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Unquote.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>He said the Americans own and educate him and the Brits are neither
>here
>> >>>>nor there. Hummm, I wonder what that means?
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>That we leave them to their own devices.
>> >>
>> >>That the only positive aspect of your rule is that you're basically non
>> >>existent. In short, according to the author, your colony is run by
>> >>America.
>> >
>> >
>> > Where did he say that?
>>
>> "The British, as I said, are neither here nor there. They are just part
>> of the mosaic that makes Bermuda the special place it is. They are
>> nowhere close to being the dominant foreign influence on Bermuda, so it
>> is hard to get lathered up about them."
>
>I was talking about the run by America bit.
>
>> >>What other colonies to you have that we rule?
>> >
>> >
>> > America.
>> >
>> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Australia and New Zealand also have that odd thing in the
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> > corner.
>> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>It used to be your flag too.
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>Yeah, but we've since redesigned it a few times. In fact, we
>have
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> > a
>> >
>> >>>>>flag
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>redesigning ceremony taking place Friday. Are you comming
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>comingafter
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>party?
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>Will it end up with the Union Jack on it?
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>Nah, we got our own union thingy going on here.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>The one the Hawaiians and the Alaskans want out of.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>Oh, now the Alaskans want out also? Is there no end?
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>All your colonies seem to hate you, why not free them?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>What colonies? We don't have colonies.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Guam etc.
>> >>
>> >>Guam is a commonwealth like Puerto Rico. The only colony we ever had was
>> >>the Philippines - and they got it back.
>> >
>> >
>> > You know what I mean.
>>
>> Oh, when you said "colonies", I thought you meant "colonies". Silly me.
>
>Indeed.
>
>> >>>>>Get dragged in to an illegal war by a moron?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody dragged you into anything. You came in on
>your
>> >>>>own accord.
>> >>>
>> >
>> >>>Did we fuck.
>> >>
>> >>How would I know?
>> >
>> >
>> > Didn't you just say we did?
>>
>> Who did I say you fucked?
>
>You didn't
>
>> Are you sure you weren't responding to Angkor by mistake?
>
>He fucked you?
>
>
Not at all. McFleitman is just fucked, no human intervention is
necessary.
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