AZ GENERAL 87 RE CACTUS TUMBLEWEED AND DUST
From: "photographer" (chrisphotographeruk@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 23:33:43 +0100


"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message news:WWnMa.3179$Fz3.873@no-spam >
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message >
> > > > >>>>>Move to Europe.
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>You first.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>And miss out on Cheez Whiz?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>There's Cheez Whizz in Britain! They're our main consumer of goo.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > They don't sell it here.
> > > >
> > > > I'm talking about Britain, and yes they do.
> > >
> > > They don't, honestly, even Costco don't sell it, it might be because > it's > > > GM, who knows.
> >
> > You think General Motors makes Cheez Whiz? What the fuck's wrong with > you?
>
> All that processed food has addled your mind.

Given that Hammond had little in the way of a mind to addle; the combination of the processed food and the Lipitor meant that the poor old dear didn't stand a chance

From: Little John (jammin1@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 23:01:51 -0700

On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 23:09:28 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "Phxbrd"

<phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:

|>
|>"photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message |>news:bdt27u$d2d$1@no-spam |>>
|>> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message |>> news:WWnMa.3179$Fz3.873@no-spam |>> >
|>> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message |>> >
|>> > > > > >>>>>Move to Europe.
|>> > > > > >>>>
|>> > > > > >>>>You first.
|>> > > > > >>>
|>> > > > > >>>
|>> > > > > >>>And miss out on Cheez Whiz?
|>> > > > > >>
|>> > > > > >>There's Cheez Whizz in Britain! They're our main consumer of |>goo.
|>> > > > > >
|>> > > > > >
|>> > > > > > They don't sell it here.
|>> > > > >
|>> > > > > I'm talking about Britain, and yes they do.
|>> > > >
|>> > > > They don't, honestly, even Costco don't sell it, it might be because |>> > it's |>> > > > GM, who knows.
|>> > >
|>> > > You think General Motors makes Cheez Whiz? What the fuck's wrong with |>> > you?
|>> >
|>> > All that processed food has addled your mind.
|>>
|>> Given that Hammond had little in the way of a mind to addle; the |>combination |>> of the processed food and the Lipitor meant that the poor old dear didn't |>> stand a chance |>
|>I'm scheduled to appear at two different FOJ parties, where I'll have steak,
|>kielbasa, roasting ears and other delicious potluck items folks bring. If |>I'm not too fat to roll, we'll go to Steele Park for fireworks and patriotic |>music that night. Life is good in these United States.

Not being of the inclination to risk life and limb on one of this nations amateur nights, I'll be staying at home, where I'll grill up some choice elk cuts. After consuming large quantities of this superb meat, the family will trudge the hundred odd feet to the other side of the road, climb the small rise,

and sit for some time enjoying the several displays of fireworks highly visible from said incline. We will then adjourn to the pool where we will relax in the soothing waters for some time, followed by viewing a new movie on the home theater system. An evening of pure, gentlemanly leisure.

|>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of that |>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?

They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of this will
be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.

jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!


Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 06:53:29 GMT
From: Angkor (void@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust

On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 23:01:51 -0700, Little John <jammin1@no-spam> wrote:

>|>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of that >|>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
>
>They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of this will
>be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.

You're partly right. I eat so well that, unlike Lesley Phuxstein,
I've never had to ask for "more please sir" - here's a deal, you keep your gm shit and frozen dinners and I'll stay with my healthy and delicious fresh, unadulterated food.

--
"Ken Ehrett was a sock"
Sable washes her dirty laundry in public in message <18623a1b000ce9180a7290769e4a6775@no-spam>



From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 09:09:35 +0100

"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
> |>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of that > |>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
>
> They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of this will > be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.

Think of all the US flags that will be being burnt all over the world on the FOJ.


From: "photographer" (chrisphotographeruk@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 09:13:12 +0100

"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:IwoMa.74078$Io.6931751@no-spam >
> "photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message > news:bdt27u$d2d$1@no-spam > >
> > "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message > > news:WWnMa.3179$Fz3.873@no-spam > > >
> > > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message > > >
> > > > > > >>>>>Move to Europe.
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>You first.
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>And miss out on Cheez Whiz?
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>There's Cheez Whizz in Britain! They're our main consumer of > goo.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > They don't sell it here.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm talking about Britain, and yes they do.
> > > > >
> > > > > They don't, honestly, even Costco don't sell it, it might be because > > > it's > > > > > GM, who knows.
> > > >
> > > > You think General Motors makes Cheez Whiz? What the fuck's wrong with > > > you?
> > >
> > > All that processed food has addled your mind.
> >
> > Given that Hammond had little in the way of a mind to addle; the > combination > > of the processed food and the Lipitor meant that the poor old dear didn't > > stand a chance >
> I'm scheduled to appear at two different FOJ parties, where I'll have steak,
> kielbasa, roasting ears and other delicious potluck items folks bring. If > I'm not too fat to roll, we'll go to Steele Park for fireworks and patriotic > music that night.

And you wonder why you need the Lipitor, Hammond. Sorry but what you have just posted confirms that you, Leslie Seth Hammond, are a fool to yourself.

> Life is good in these United States.
>

I'm sure it is for many, Hammond. Just as it is for many within the UK.

> You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it
You are experiences those side effects of Lipitor again, Hammond.

> and no more of that > "Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?

Stop projecting Hammond.


From: Chris Fleitman (chrisfleitman@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 09:18:32 GMT

Angkor wrote:
> On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 23:01:51 -0700, Little John > <jammin1@no-spam> wrote:
> > >>|>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of that
>>|>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
>>
>>They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of this will
>>be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.
> > > You're partly right. I eat so well that, unlike Lesley Phuxstein,
> I've never had to ask for "more please sir" -
So you're a fat fuck too?

>here's a deal, you keep > your gm shit and frozen dinners and I'll stay with my healthy and > delicious fresh, unadulterated food.

What's wrong with gm food?

-- Chris Fleitman.

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From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 10:45:43 +0100

"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>|>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of > >
> > that > >
> >>|>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
> >>
> >>They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of > >
> > this will > >
> >>be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.
> >
> >
> > Think of all the US flags that will be being burnt all over the world on the > > FOJ.
>
> But they won't burn my flag, now will they?

You'll be able to burn that one yourself.


From: sinister_prog@no-spam (Ed Down@no-spam
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: 2 Jul 2003 04:59:53 -0700

Little John <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message news:<vrs4gvo7toq2bbhsgcljuiutbt9qqaevhp@no-spam>...

> On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 23:09:28 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
> again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "Phxbrd"

> <phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
> > |>
> |>"photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message > |>news:bdt27u$d2d$1@no-spam > |>>
> |>> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message > |>> news:WWnMa.3179$Fz3.873@no-spam > |>> >
> |>> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message > |>> >
> |>> > > > > >>>>>Move to Europe.
> |>> > > > > >>>>
> |>> > > > > >>>>You first.
> |>> > > > > >>>
> |>> > > > > >>>
> |>> > > > > >>>And miss out on Cheez Whiz?
> |>> > > > > >>
> |>> > > > > >>There's Cheez Whizz in Britain! They're our main consumer of > goo.
> |>> > > > > >
> |>> > > > > >
> |>> > > > > > They don't sell it here.
> |>> > > > >
> |>> > > > > I'm talking about Britain, and yes they do.
> |>> > > >
> |>> > > > They don't, honestly, even Costco don't sell it, it might be because
> it's > |>> > > > GM, who knows.
> |>> > >
> |>> > > You think General Motors makes Cheez Whiz? What the fuck's wrong with
> |>> > you?
> |>> >
> |>> > All that processed food has addled your mind.
> |>>
> |>> Given that Hammond had little in the way of a mind to addle; the > combination > |>> of the processed food and the Lipitor meant that the poor old dear didn't > |>> stand a chance > |>
> |>I'm scheduled to appear at two different FOJ parties, where I'll have steak,

> |>kielbasa, roasting ears and other delicious potluck items folks bring. If > |>I'm not too fat to roll, we'll go to Steele Park for fireworks and patriotic
> |>music that night. Life is good in these United States.
> > Not being of the inclination to risk life and limb on one of this nations > amateur nights,

Coward.

I'll be staying at home, where I'll grill up some choice elk > cuts.

Freshly scraped off the freeway.

> After consuming large quantities of this superb meat, the family will > trudge the hundred odd feet to the other side of the road, climb the small rise,

> and sit for some time enjoying the several displays of fireworks highly visible
> from said incline. We will then adjourn to the pool where we will relax in the
> soothing waters for some time, followed by viewing a new movie on the home > theater system. An evening of pure, gentlemanly leisure.

Have you cleared out all the local delinquents from your puddle yet?

> > |>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of that
> |>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
> > They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of this will
> be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.

You are living in poverty. Never mind.


From: "Phxbrd" (phxbrd@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 18:56:00 GMT

"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message news:vrs4gvo7toq2bbhsgcljuiutbt9qqaevhp@no-spam > On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 23:09:28 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
once > again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
"Phxbrd"
> <phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
>
> |>
> |>"photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message > |>news:bdt27u$d2d$1@no-spam > |>>
> |>> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message > |>> news:WWnMa.3179$Fz3.873@no-spam > |>> >
> |>> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message > |>> >
> |>> > > > > >>>>>Move to Europe.
> |>> > > > > >>>>
> |>> > > > > >>>>You first.
> |>> > > > > >>>
> |>> > > > > >>>
> |>> > > > > >>>And miss out on Cheez Whiz?
> |>> > > > > >>
> |>> > > > > >>There's Cheez Whizz in Britain! They're our main consumer of > |>goo.
> |>> > > > > >
> |>> > > > > >
> |>> > > > > > They don't sell it here.
> |>> > > > >
> |>> > > > > I'm talking about Britain, and yes they do.
> |>> > > >
> |>> > > > They don't, honestly, even Costco don't sell it, it might be because > |>> > it's > |>> > > > GM, who knows.
> |>> > >
> |>> > > You think General Motors makes Cheez Whiz? What the fuck's wrong with > |>> > you?
> |>> >
> |>> > All that processed food has addled your mind.
> |>>
> |>> Given that Hammond had little in the way of a mind to addle; the > |>combination > |>> of the processed food and the Lipitor meant that the poor old dear didn't > |>> stand a chance > |>
> |>I'm scheduled to appear at two different FOJ parties, where I'll have steak,
> |>kielbasa, roasting ears and other delicious potluck items folks bring.
If > |>I'm not too fat to roll, we'll go to Steele Park for fireworks and patriotic > |>music that night. Life is good in these United States.
>
> Not being of the inclination to risk life and limb on one of this nations > amateur nights, I'll be staying at home, where I'll grill up some choice elk > cuts. After consuming large quantities of this superb meat, the family will > trudge the hundred odd feet to the other side of the road, climb the small rise,
> and sit for some time enjoying the several displays of fireworks highly visible > from said incline. We will then adjourn to the pool where we will relax in the > soothing waters for some time, followed by viewing a new movie on the home > theater system. An evening of pure, gentlemanly leisure.
>
> |>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of that > |>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
>
> They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of this will > be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.

It pleases me to make literary references that whistle right over their semi-literate pates, especially when such a ref involves one of their fuckin own. Their near total lack of education shows up in their every post,
innit.

Happy Independence Day in advance LJ, and UP THE IRISH!


From: "photographer" (chrisphotographeruk@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 20:08:24 +0100

"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:4VFMa.75200$Io.7048755@no-spam > It pleases me to make literary references that whistle right over their > semi-literate pates, especially when such a ref involves one of their fuckin > own.

You really are a dumd idiot, Hammond. The reference was far too obvious to be missed. On the other hand I have posted several that went way over that thick skull of yours.

> Their near total lack of education shows up in their every post,
> innit.

LOL, priceless. You make yourself appear dumber by the minute, Hammond. You are continually bested by those you label inferior. You are a fucking idiot,
Leslie.


From: Chris Fleitman (chrisfleitman@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 21:14:20 GMT

nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message > > >>>>|>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more >>>
> of > >>>that >>>
>>>
>>>>|>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
>>>>
>>>>They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of >>>
>>>this will >>>
>>>
>>>>be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.
>>>
>>>
>>>Think of all the US flags that will be being burnt all over the world on >>
> the > >>>FOJ.
>>
>>But they won't burn my flag, now will they?
> > > You'll be able to burn that one yourself.

Burning flags in not my cup-o-tea. But my point was that flag burning in the states would be very dangerous, especially with the mood we're in.

-- Chris Fleitman.

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From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 23:36:26 +0100

"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message
> I've replaced all my standard slug cartridges with hollowpoints. Save some > for me....

Flags to burn?


From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 23:37:07 +0100

"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> > You'll be able to burn that one yourself.
>
> Burning flags in not my cup-o-tea. But my point was that flag burning in > the states would be very dangerous, especially with the mood we're in.

Still frightened of the big bad Muslims?


From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 23:50:40 +0100

"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
> |>You're partly right. I eat so well that, unlike Lesley Phuxstein,
> |>I've never had to ask for "more please sir" - here's a deal, you keep > |>your gm shit and frozen dinners and I'll stay with my healthy and > |>delicious fresh, unadulterated food.
>
> You think wild elk are GM'd or qualify as frozen dinners?

What's that got to do with the processed ready meals you live on, fatty?


From: Little John (jammin1@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 15:55:18 -0700

On Wed, 2 Jul 2003 09:09:35 +0100, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once
again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "nick"
<pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> two-fingered to all:

|>
|>"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message |>
|>> |>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of |>that |>> |>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
|>>
|>> They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of |>this will |>> be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.
|>
|>Think of all the US flags that will be being burnt all over the world on the |>FOJ.

Insane acts of jealousy.

jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!


From: Little John (jammin1@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 15:58:33 -0700

On Wed, 02 Jul 2003 09:46:50 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, Chris Fleitman <chrisfleitman@no-spam> two-fingered to all:

|>
|>
|>nick wrote:
|>> "Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message |>> |>> |>>>|>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of |>> |>> that |>> |>>>|>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
|>>>
|>>>They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of |>> |>> this will |>> |>>>be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.
|>> |>> |>> Think of all the US flags that will be being burnt all over the world on the
|>> FOJ.
|>
|>But they won't burn my flag, now will they?

I have a flag on the back of my bike, flying from it's own little flagpole, and a sign on the windshield that says, "Try burning this one, asshole!". To date,
there have been no takers.

jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!


From: Little John (jammin1@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 16:21:50 -0700

On Wed, 02 Jul 2003 18:56:00 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "Phxbrd"

<phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:

|>
|>"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message |>news:vrs4gvo7toq2bbhsgcljuiutbt9qqaevhp@no-spam |>> On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 23:09:28 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
|>once |>> again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
|>"Phxbrd"
|>> <phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
|>>
|>> |>
|>> |>"photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message |>> |>news:bdt27u$d2d$1@no-spam |>> |>>
|>> |>> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message |>> |>> news:WWnMa.3179$Fz3.873@no-spam |>> |>> >
|>> |>> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message |>> |>> >
|>> |>> > > > > >>>>>Move to Europe.
|>> |>> > > > > >>>>
|>> |>> > > > > >>>>You first.
|>> |>> > > > > >>>
|>> |>> > > > > >>>
|>> |>> > > > > >>>And miss out on Cheez Whiz?
|>> |>> > > > > >>
|>> |>> > > > > >>There's Cheez Whizz in Britain! They're our main consumer of |>> |>goo.
|>> |>> > > > > >
|>> |>> > > > > >
|>> |>> > > > > > They don't sell it here.
|>> |>> > > > >
|>> |>> > > > > I'm talking about Britain, and yes they do.
|>> |>> > > >
|>> |>> > > > They don't, honestly, even Costco don't sell it, it might be |>because |>> |>> > it's |>> |>> > > > GM, who knows.
|>> |>> > >
|>> |>> > > You think General Motors makes Cheez Whiz? What the fuck's wrong |>with |>> |>> > you?
|>> |>> >
|>> |>> > All that processed food has addled your mind.
|>> |>>
|>> |>> Given that Hammond had little in the way of a mind to addle; the |>> |>combination |>> |>> of the processed food and the Lipitor meant that the poor old dear |>didn't |>> |>> stand a chance |>> |>
|>> |>I'm scheduled to appear at two different FOJ parties, where I'll have |>steak,
|>> |>kielbasa, roasting ears and other delicious potluck items folks bring.
|>If |>> |>I'm not too fat to roll, we'll go to Steele Park for fireworks and |>patriotic |>> |>music that night. Life is good in these United States.
|>>
|>> Not being of the inclination to risk life and limb on one of this nations |>> amateur nights, I'll be staying at home, where I'll grill up some choice |>elk |>> cuts. After consuming large quantities of this superb meat, the family |>will |>> trudge the hundred odd feet to the other side of the road, climb the small |>rise,
|>> and sit for some time enjoying the several displays of fireworks highly |>visible |>> from said incline. We will then adjourn to the pool where we will relax |>in the |>> soothing waters for some time, followed by viewing a new movie on the home |>> theater system. An evening of pure, gentlemanly leisure.
|>>
|>> |>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of |>that |>> |>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
|>>
|>> They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of |>this will |>> be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.
|>
|>It pleases me to make literary references that whistle right over their |>semi-literate pates, especially when such a ref involves one of their fuckin |>own. Their near total lack of education shows up in their every post,
|>innit.

Yup. poo-boy, agog and groggy are prime examples of why some churches think their ultimate calling is sending educational missionaries to foreign lands.
I'm a bit amazed that they can even figure out how to turn a computer on, let alone post to usenet.

|>Happy Independence Day in advance LJ, and UP THE IRISH!

And to you, and the lassies.
jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!


From: Little John (jammin1@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Wed, 02 Jul 2003 16:23:22 -0700

On Wed, 02 Jul 2003 19:06:41 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity, once again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard, "Phxbrd"

<phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:

|>
|>"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message |>news:sswMa.15742$sh4.1194640@no-spam |>>
|>> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message |>>
|>>
|>> > > > All that processed food has addled your mind.
|>> > >
|>> > > Given that Hammond had little in the way of a mind to addle; the |>> > combination |>> > > of the processed food and the Lipitor meant that the poor old dear |>> didn't |>> > > stand a chance |>> >
|>> > I'm scheduled to appear at two different FOJ parties, where I'll have |>> steak,
|>> > kielbasa, roasting ears and other delicious potluck items folks bring.
|>If |>> > I'm not too fat to roll, we'll go to Steele Park for fireworks and |>> patriotic |>> > music that night. Life is good in these United States.
|>>
|>> Where people eat ears?
|>>
|>> > You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of |>> that |>> > "Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
|>>
|>> Who eats ears?
|>>
|>> Your economy is in even worse shape than we imagined, perhaps I can |>convince |>> Oxfam to send you some food.
|>
|>It's an American Indian thing, and nothing you're expected to know anything |>about. See Melting Pot |>
|>Speaking of melting pot, that's the hot set-up for eating roasting ears.
|>Turn the husk back into a handle, shake off the cooked silk, and dip the ear |>into hot salty water with melted butter floating on top. Mmmm, good! in one |>step....

A dash of onion powder adds wonders too.

jammin1 at jammin1 dot com
If you ain't in bed by 11...Go home!


From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 09:19:17 +0100

"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>You'll be able to burn that one yourself.
> >>
> >>Burning flags in not my cup-o-tea. But my point was that flag burning in > >>the states would be very dangerous, especially with the mood we're in.
> >
> >
> > Still frightened of the big bad Muslims?
>
> I never said we were in a frightened mood, Nick, but somehow I think you > new that.

You loons are as scared of the Muslims as you were of the commies.


From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 09:19:17 +0100

"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>You'll be able to burn that one yourself.
> >>
> >>Burning flags in not my cup-o-tea. But my point was that flag burning in > >>the states would be very dangerous, especially with the mood we're in.
> >
> >
> > Still frightened of the big bad Muslims?
>
> I never said we were in a frightened mood, Nick, but somehow I think you > new that.

You loons are as scared of the Muslims as you were of the commies.


From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 09:19:17 +0100

"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message
> >>>You'll be able to burn that one yourself.
> >>
> >>Burning flags in not my cup-o-tea. But my point was that flag burning in > >>the states would be very dangerous, especially with the mood we're in.
> >
> >
> > Still frightened of the big bad Muslims?
>
> I never said we were in a frightened mood, Nick, but somehow I think you > new that.

You loons are as scared of the Muslims as you were of the commies.


From: "nick" (pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 09:20:19 +0100

"Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message
> |>But they won't burn my flag, now will they?
>
> I have a flag on the back of my bike, flying from it's own little flagpole, and > a sign on the windshield that says, "Try burning this one, asshole!". To date,
> there have been no takers.

That's because your Harley doesn't move.


From: sinister_prog@no-spam (Ed Down@no-spam
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: 3 Jul 2003 01:20:23 -0700

"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:<4VFMa.75200$Io.7048755@no-spam>...


> Happy Independence Day in advance LJ, and UP THE IRISH!

"And fuck the bogtrotters, too!" Hammond 2003-06-25 14:26:06 PST

From: "photographer" (chrisphotographeruk@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 09:40:42 +0100

"Ed Down@no-spam" <sinister_prog@no-spam> wrote in message news:23aa1f91.0307030020.68e6306f@no-spam > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:<4VFMa.75200$Io.7048755@no-spam>...
>
> > Happy Independence Day in advance LJ, and UP THE IRISH!
>
> "And fuck the bogtrotters, too!" Hammond 2003-06-25 14:26:06 PST
Hammond cannot remember what he posted two minutes ago, Ed. Expect him to make a befuddled attempt at an explanation as to why he contradicts himself so often.


Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 09:23:01 GMT
From: Angkor (void@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust

On Thu, 3 Jul 2003 09:19:17 +0100, "nick"
<pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote:

>
>"Chris Fleitman" <chrisfleitman@no-spam> wrote in message >
>> >>>You'll be able to burn that one yourself.
>> >>
>> >>Burning flags in not my cup-o-tea. But my point was that flag burning in >> >>the states would be very dangerous, especially with the mood we're in.
>> >
>> >
>> > Still frightened of the big bad Muslims?
>>
>> I never said we were in a frightened mood, Nick, but somehow I think you >> new that.
>
>You loons are as scared of the Muslims as you were of the commies.
>
errrr...past tense, Nick? They still check under the beds at night,
the poor little darlings.

--
"Ken Ehrett was a sock"
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From: "jren57" (void@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2003 16:33:23 +0000 (UTC)

"Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message news:4VFMa.75200$Io.7048755@no-spam >
> "Little John" <jammin1@no-spam> wrote in message > news:vrs4gvo7toq2bbhsgcljuiutbt9qqaevhp@no-spam > > On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 23:09:28 GMT, in a fit of unbridled digital verbosity,
> once > > again proving the problem is located between the seat and the keyboard,
> "Phxbrd"
> > <phxbrd@no-spam> two-fingered to all:
> >
> > |>
> > |>"photographer" <chrisphotographeruk@no-spam> wrote in message > > |>news:bdt27u$d2d$1@no-spam > > |>>
> > |>> "nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message > > |>> news:WWnMa.3179$Fz3.873@no-spam > > |>> >
> > |>> > "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message > > |>> >
> > |>> > > > > >>>>>Move to Europe.
> > |>> > > > > >>>>
> > |>> > > > > >>>>You first.
> > |>> > > > > >>>
> > |>> > > > > >>>
> > |>> > > > > >>>And miss out on Cheez Whiz?
> > |>> > > > > >>
> > |>> > > > > >>There's Cheez Whizz in Britain! They're our main consumer of > > |>goo.
> > |>> > > > > >
> > |>> > > > > >
> > |>> > > > > > They don't sell it here.
> > |>> > > > >
> > |>> > > > > I'm talking about Britain, and yes they do.
> > |>> > > >
> > |>> > > > They don't, honestly, even Costco don't sell it, it might be > because > > |>> > it's > > |>> > > > GM, who knows.
> > |>> > >
> > |>> > > You think General Motors makes Cheez Whiz? What the fuck's wrong > with > > |>> > you?
> > |>> >
> > |>> > All that processed food has addled your mind.
> > |>>
> > |>> Given that Hammond had little in the way of a mind to addle; the > > |>combination > > |>> of the processed food and the Lipitor meant that the poor old dear > didn't > > |>> stand a chance > > |>
> > |>I'm scheduled to appear at two different FOJ parties, where I'll have > steak,
> > |>kielbasa, roasting ears and other delicious potluck items folks bring.
> If > > |>I'm not too fat to roll, we'll go to Steele Park for fireworks and > patriotic > > |>music that night. Life is good in these United States.
> >
> > Not being of the inclination to risk life and limb on one of this nations > > amateur nights, I'll be staying at home, where I'll grill up some choice > elk > > cuts. After consuming large quantities of this superb meat, the family > will > > trudge the hundred odd feet to the other side of the road, climb the small > rise,
> > and sit for some time enjoying the several displays of fireworks highly > visible > > from said incline. We will then adjourn to the pool where we will relax > in the > > soothing waters for some time, followed by viewing a new movie on the home > > theater system. An evening of pure, gentlemanly leisure.
> >
> > |>You foreigners just eat yer gruel and shut up about it - and no more of > that > > |>"Please Sir, I want more." shit, OK?
> >
> > They likely won't understand what either of us is saying here. All of > this will > > be completely foreign to any experience they've had, or ever hoped for.
>
> It pleases me to make literary references that whistle right over their > semi-literate pates, especially when such a ref involves one of their fuckin > own. Their near total lack of education shows up in their every post,
> innit.
>
> Happy Independence Day in advance LJ, and UP THE IRISH!

The Irish fucking hate the US, why else would they give up their currency and joined the Euro like every one else in Europe they hope you choke on a Turkey bone at Thanksgiving (especially the French)


From: "Phxbrd" (phxbrd@no-spam)
Subject: Re: cactus, tumbleweed and dust
Date: Mon, 07 Jul 2003 16:05:55 GMT

"nick" <pizzalovingcriminals@no-spam> wrote in message news:Iu2Na.22547$sh4.1590687@no-spam >
> "Phxbrd" <phxbrd@no-spam> wrote in message >
> > > That's because your Harley doesn't move.
> >
> > My neighbor just bought a brand-new bike with one of the world's oldest > > engine designs in it. It's an aircooled twin that goes like stink and is > > deadly reliable. Hardly-Ableson? Fuck no, it's a BMW....
>
> And unlike the twat who lives next to me he won't wake you up each morning
You haven't clotheslined that fucker yet?

>
>
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