Morrissey Breen wrote:
> Gurble <gurbleREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in message news:<50kigvo0t08r0i586ag027oke4ag3dgs3v@no-spam>...
>
>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2003 22:06:33 +1200, Laurie Fleming
>><feiraul@no-spam> had this to say:
>>
>>
>>>I think you'll find that that IP address is proxy1.ihug.co.nz (via
>>>dialup), not any particular person. So yeah, Morrissey uses ihug. So do
>>>lots of people.
>>>
>
> Thank you, Laurie.
>
>
>>Oops, shit.
>>
>>My sincere apologies Morrissey, for the false accusation...
>>
>
> Look, Gurble, this writer - moi - has been accused of a lot of things
> over the last six months or so: of being homosexual, of being Ernest
> the Sheep, of being a Saddam Hussein supporter, a paedophile
> supporter, a "leftist", a "limp-wristed fag from the ostrich
> brigade"......
>
> But why do you think THIS WRITER - moi - would have written that piece
> of garbage? Do you rate my contributions on the same level as THAT
> idiocy? What have I posted that in any way would make you think that
> moron was moi?
>
> What's next - are you going to accuse the great Jon Pilger of being
> that joke of a sports writer Wynne ("Sensible") Gray?
>
yeah, you have a point, your contributions are a
lot more verbose ! I would have never picked that
from you :-)
--
When the looters' state collapses, deprived of the
best of its slaves, when it falls to a level of
impotent chaos, and dissolves into starving robber
gangs fighting to rob one another - when the
advocates of morality of sacrifice perish with
their final ideal - then and on that day we will
return.
John Galt, Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand
Bobs wrote:
>
>
> 04=596734-5 wrote:
>
>> When I see a pretty girl's cunt, I want to fuck her.
>> I want to shove my dick in her cunt.
>> I lust after her slit, I want her crack.
>> I want to get my fingers in there, open it up real wide.
>> I like her juices, I like her smell, they attract and arouse me.
>> I want to lick her cunt; it gets me in the mood to fuck.
>> I want to press my way into her body; let loose my load into her. I
>> want to kiss her on the mouth, I want to fondle her boobs.
>>
>> I like a woman with a soft, white, curving body. I love a girl with
>> great curves. I want to fuck as many girls as possible. One after
>> another. I'd fuck a European woman, an Indian woman, a Japanese woman,
>> an African American woman. Fuck them all day long.
>
>
> Lacks the witty prose that my poems possess. These days I'm known as a
> word smith for obvious reasons. Let me give you a taste of my
> brilliance. It is, of course, crude. So don't read it if you're some
> victorian cretin.
>
> **********************************************
> Bobs' Day of Shame
> **********************************************
>
> "OOOOOoooh" I heard the sauchy bitch cry,
> As I let it fly straight into her eye,
> "It stings" did I hear the crass hag speak,
> As my mojo diminishes and I begin to feel weak.
>
> How was I to know the twitch of my cock,
> As straight as an arrow as hard as a rock,
> Would throw my usually precise penile aim,
> And give this rancid slag a source of new pain.
>
> "Sorry about that" I heard myself mutter,
> As the wench wiped away my creamy love butter,
> The shame was too great for me to also declare,
> That most of my load was still in her hair.
>
> ***********************************************
OMG !!!?!?? I am almost crying... :-D
--
When the looters' state collapses, deprived of the
best of its slaves, when it falls to a level of
impotent chaos, and dissolves into starving robber
gangs fighting to rob one another - when the
advocates of morality of sacrifice perish with
their final ideal - then and on that day we will
return.
John Galt, Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand
Enkidu <enkidu@no-spam> wrote in message news:<oavkgv8q0sfuet9n3j8anppcmj34cc7gh5@no-spam>...
>
> I have never seen you and Ernest the Sheep in the same room.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Cliff
Well, then, you obviously were not at this party a few months ago,
Cliff.......
.......................................................................................................................................................
....<snip>.....
[BREEN and NOCLUES stand back to let Ernest the Sheep and Amanda walk
past them and up the stairs. Background music changes to Marvin
Gaye's sinuous "Let's Get it On")
NOCLUES: You are highly unlikely to convince anyone.
BREEN: Ha! Even you know I'm right! What's your problem, you
drunkard?
...<snip>....
......................................................................................................................................................
Anyone wanting to read the whole thing, simply click on THIS....
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Date: Wed, 09 Jul 2003 18:47:06 -0600
Morrissey Breen wrote:
> Gurble <gurbleREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in message news:<822kgv8gto56gs45lk2pavii9jp5ac41hk@no-spam>...
>
>
>
>>Hi, Morrissey.
>>
>>I performed a quick IP address search on the group, and the listed IP
>>address came out as being the address you have used for all of your
>>posts.
>>
>>I then drew the (incorrect) conclusion that it must have been you who
>>posted it, whereas I should have performed a rDNS - if I had I would
>>have realised that this is Ihug's Proxy, and hence could have been
>>from anyone posting using Ihug.
>>
>>Again, my apologies for the false accusation.
>>
>
> Gurble,
> That is fine. It was a mistake. But what concerns me is why you
> thought that I would have written that rubbish. Okay, I admit that I
> go out of my way to provoke some people and I regard it as some sort
> of moral victory to be called "vile and ludicrous" (by David Bisman)
> and an "ill mannered rattling pig" (by Redbaiter); however, I would
> never, EVER post up crap like that moron did at the start of this
> thread.
>
> What have I ever written that was as slack and useless as that?
>
Aw for gawds sakes he apologized already...
On Tue, 08 Jul 2003 02:23:19 +1200, Bobs <blah@no-spam> said:
>**********************************************
>Bobs' Day of Shame
>**********************************************
>
>"OOOOOoooh" I heard the sauchy bitch cry,
>As I let it fly straight into her eye,
>"It stings" did I hear the crass hag speak,
>As my mojo diminishes and I begin to feel weak.
>
>How was I to know the twitch of my cock,
>As straight as an arrow as hard as a rock,
>Would throw my usually precise penile aim,
>And give this rancid slag a source of new pain.
>
>"Sorry about that" I heard myself mutter,
>As the wench wiped away my creamy love butter,
>The shame was too great for me to also declare,
>That most of my load was still in her hair.
>
>***********************************************
Classic Bobs. The very reason I fell in love with you and am carrying
your baby.
-------
Southern trees bear a strange fruit,
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
Black body swinging in the Southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.
--"Strange Fruit"- Billie Holiday
Morrissey Breen wrote:
> Bobs <blah@no-spam> thrilled the rest of us with this saucy poem
> in message news:<3F098257.7010203@no-spam>...
>
>
>>********************
>>Bobs' Day of Shame
>>********************
>>
>>"OOOOOoooh" I heard the sauchy bitch cry,
>>As I let it fly straight into her eye,
>>"It stings" did I hear the crass hag speak,
>>As my mojo diminishes and I begin to feel weak.
>>
>>How was I to know the twitch of my cock,
>>As straight as an arrow as hard as a rock,
>>Would throw my usually precise penile aim,
>>And give this rancid slag a source of new pain.
>>
>>"Sorry about that" I heard myself mutter,
>>As the wench wiped away my creamy love butter,
>>The shame was too great for me to also declare,
>>That most of my load was still in her hair.
>>
>>***********************************************
>
>
> Bobs, who was/were the "slag/slags"? I've heard there were several
> "parties" involved. Bobs, could you confirm whether or not this
> fellow is YOU?.....
Breen, your tedious and pontificating dribble really gives me the shits.
While you obviously like to ramble on about crap with no relevance, you
may have noticed that I am a man that likes to get to the point.
Anything I contribute to this board is something that future scholars
and historians will relish, and I fully expect to be the most quoted
person of the 21st century. I simply am an outstanding human being and I
feel I must share my brilliance with the pathetic little peasants of the
world. Where else can they get inspiration from? Certainly not from the
usual scrotum faced fudge packers who stink up this place.
Please remove yourself from my presence. I wish to celebrate myself in
peace.
>
> http://artyzm.com/world/l/loo/images/drunken.jpg
Really, please don't post pics of the labour party caucus in here. Helen
is the fat one I presume? There's not really enough stubble on his face
to look like her.
--
"Hippyism is like a fungus that attaches itself to your balls. First
it's almost amusing, secondly it becomes a tad annoying, thirdly it
becomes a fully fledged infection that results in a complete scrotum
wide malfunction. If you want society to continue to reproduce and
flourish, Hippyism and its scare tactics must be destroyed." - Bobs,
July 7 2003.
(see Bobs' Book of Quotes)