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companies, and over 1,100 of them - in the GTA. This database is =
constantly updated.
To be able to run it you need:
Windows 95 or later, MS-Access 97 - or later. We do not redistribute =
3-rd party's software!
The price is:
Database - $ 99.99
S&H - $ 12.75
Subtotal - $ 112.74
GST (7%) - $ 7.00
Total - $ 119.74
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Every 10-th - 50% off!=20
Every 15-th - 75% off!
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In order to purchase:
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database", and mention how would you like to get it (on floppy or CD). =
We will send you self-extracting ZIP file on the floppy or the original =
file on CD and invoice by mail "with COD" (Cash on Delivery). You will =
get notice from your local post office. In order to receive the package =
you will have to pay above mentioned amount at your post office.
Free Sample!
You can also get sample of this database for FREE! Just email to: =
belaconsulting@no-spam with the subject "I want free sample" and we =
will send it to you as an attachment. Please include your E-mail address =
in the message, otherwise, we won't be able to send you this sample.
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Found this spoof on uber-spammer Bela Consulting...thought it was
appropriate.
Waste your time and money - get the IT-COMPANIES DATABASE !!!
This is a database (bootlegged in MS-Access) which contains over 1,500
high-tech companies, and over 1,100 of them - in the GTA. This database
is constantly updated. Of course, so is the phone book.
To be able to run it you need:
Windows 95 or later, MS-Access 97 – or later. We do not redistribute
3-rd party’s software! That would cost us money. The whole point here
is for us to make lots of money, and for you to spend your's. So, we
don't include an MS-Access runtime.
The price is:
Database - $ 99.99
S&H - $ 12.75
Subtotal - $ 112.74
GST (7%) - $ 7.00
Total - $ 6119.74 (Ok, so we tipped the scales a little...sue us)
Take your chance TO SPEND EVEN MORE!!!
Every 5-th purchaser automatically gets off (you may wonder how we get
you off...not telling)!
Every 10-th – 50% off!
Every 15-th – 75% off!
Every 20-th – 99% off!
Every 25-th - 100% off (that's a whole lot of off!)
Why to pay (We're russian, so its OK that we say "why to pay")?
Of course, you can find all those companies searching the web, in Yellow
pages, etc. But, the question is - how can Bela Consulting make any
money if you do this? Are you ready to give us most of your money over
the next couple of months? No? Why the fuck not? The decision is yours.
In order to purchase:
E-mail your name and complete postal address to:
belaconsulting@no-spam with the subject: “I want to give you my
money”, and mention how would you like to get it (in the mouth or up the
ass). We will send you self-extracting ZIP file on the floppy or the
original file on CD and invoice by mail “with COD” (a bad smelling
fish). You will get notice from your local post office. In order to
receive the package you will have to pay above mentioned amount at your
post office. We have no official place of business, no business
accounts, no regisetered business name and no future, so we leverage the
postal service to our advantage.
Free Sample!
You can also get sample of this database for FREE! Just email to:
belaconsulting@no-spam with the subject “I want free sample” and we
will send it to you as an attachment. Please specify your sample type
(stool or urin). Please include a small sterile container in the
message, otherwise, we won’t be able to send you this sample.
The truth hurts, don't it!
Bela Consulting wrote:
> Save your time and money - get the IT-COMPANIES DATABASE !!!
> This is a database (in MS-Access) which contains over 1,500 high-tech
> companies, and over 1,100 of them - in the GTA. This database is
> constantly updated.
>
> To be able to run it you need:
> Windows 95 or later, MS-Access 97 – or later. We do not redistribute
> 3-rd party’s software!
>
> The price is:
> Database - $ 99.99
> S&H - $ 12.75
> Subtotal - $ 112.74
> GST (7%) - $ 7.00
> Total - $ 119.74
>
> Take your chance TO SAVE EVEN MORE!!!
> Every 5-th purchaser automatically gets 25% off!
> Every 10-th – 50% off!
> Every 15-th – 75% off!
> Every 20-th – 99% off!
>
> Why to pay?
> Of course, you can find all those companies searching the web, in Yellow
> pages, etc. But, the question is - how much time should you spend, in
> order to collect all this information? Are you ready to spend couple of
> months for just a hundred bucks? Or, may be it worth to pay this hundred
> bucks and save couple months of your time? The decision is yours.
>
> In order to purchase:
> E-mail your name and complete postal address to:
> belaconsulting@no-spam <mailto:belaconsulting@no-spam> with the
> subject: “I want to purchase the database”, and mention how would you
> like to get it (on floppy or CD). We will send you self-extracting ZIP
> file on the floppy or the original file on CD and invoice by mail “with
> COD” (Cash on Delivery). You will get notice from your local post
> office. In order to receive the package you will have to pay above
> mentioned amount at your post office.
>
> Free Sample!
> You can also get sample of this database for FREE! Just email to:
> belaconsulting@no-spam <mailto:belaconsulting@no-spam> with the
> subject “I want free sample” and we will send it to you as an
> attachment. Please include your E-mail address in the message,
> otherwise, we won’t be able to send you this sample.