Some of the artists from the 60's are re-releasing their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate us...good news, for those feeling a little older
and missing those great old tunes...
Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker."
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone."
Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends."
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts."
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair."
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now."
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping."
ABBA -- "Denture Queen,"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver."
Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face."
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom."
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want."
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash."
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